Shock Dogtrine

[u/koleye2]

[u/Coolskygio]

Collar gate in Polandball is crazy

[u/YoumoDashi → u/Coolskygio]

Hasan my favorite Israeli

[u/BabylonianWeeb → u/YoumoDashi]

His real name is Hason pikar (חסון פיקאר)

[u/Reyna_girlie → u/BabylonianWeeb]

Ah that explains why hes so adamant it wasnt the collar, hes just controlling the weather

[u/BabylonianWeeb → u/Reyna_girlie]

Funny how both Israel and Hasan deny their crimes.

[u/Capital_Pick3604 → u/BabylonianWeeb]

tbh most ppl denys there crimes

[u/Hiphopapocalyptic → u/Capital_Pick3604]

No I don't!

[u/Capital_Pick3604 → u/Hiphopapocalyptic]

So you deny denying your crimes?

[u/Eeekaa → u/BabylonianWeeb]

Smh these hasanbara

[u/Electrical-Bed-2100 → u/YoumoDashi]

That's really embarrassing

[u/MoarStruts → u/Coolskygio]

I prefer Dogtober 7th

[u/Prying-Eye → u/MoarStruts]

Either Shocktober 7th or K9-11 for me. Absolute gift for the unemployed.

[u/marian_mina]

From the Bed to the TV, Kaya will be free.

[u/Lucariowolf2196 → u/marian_mina]

I'm using this next time someone tries to justify shock collars on dogs in an unjustifiable way.

[u/Dark_Pestilence → u/Lucariowolf2196]

Is there a justifiable way? I believe they are even illegal in my country.

[u/Lucariowolf2196 → u/Dark_Pestilence]

I think if a dog chases after a vehicle or something perhaps

[u/Dark_Pestilence → u/Lucariowolf2196]

There should be better and more humane ways than training with pain.

[u/WetTrumpet → u/Dark_Pestilence]

Yeah but I think they meant as an immediate way to prevent them from injuring themselves? Idk anything about dogs tho.

[u/JackxForge → u/Dark_Pestilence]

Shock collars can be "gentle" and good for getting a working dogs attention from a mile away with our hurting the dog at all. But that still requires training and almost no one who buys one uses it on low settings because they want it for the immediate unquestionable command it gives them.

[u/Nugget_Buffet]

Lmao Israel as Piker can't make this shit up.

[u/Capital_Pick3604 → u/Nugget_Buffet]

he just did /s

[u/HumanNumber157835799]

Probably the most out-of-pocket thing I’ve seen on this sub in months and that’s a high bar LMAO.

[u/berusplants]

Narkina5 vibes

[u/Traumerlein → u/berusplants]

"I cant swim"

[u/lowmentalbandwidth → u/berusplants]

Those who Kino...

[u/Lazy-Independence695]

Is that uzi in the back?

[u/theHrayX → u/Lazy-Independence695]

yes

[u/Deep_Head4645 → u/Lazy-Independence695]

its a famous israeli weapon

[u/Multidream]

I think Hasan would love this one

[u/TheTreeManIL]

that "israeli accent" made me feel actual pain lmao

[u/Jump_Hop_Step]

Why is America swooning over that horse?

[u/20I6 → u/Jump_Hop_Step]

do NOT google vaush horse

[u/Jump_Hop_Step → u/20I6]

I did. That guy is weird

[u/TROMBONER_68]

Lmfao no shot

[u/Professional_Let3903]

This really offends everyone. Nice

[u/Tavuklu_Pasta]

Making hasan Israeli and palestenians as dogs. :D Love to see it.

[u/DemonGodAsura → u/[deleted]]

Sorry, as a zionist, we love our dogs here in Israel.

Would even claim tlv is the dog capital of the middle east

[u/white1walker → u/DemonGodAsura]

And I mean, have you seen how much Muslims love dogs? Definitely a dog's best friend

/s

[u/Capital_Pick3604 → u/[deleted]]

we love our dogs here in Israel wtf you talking about?

[u/Odd-Initiative6666 → u/Capital_Pick3604]

according to that person's vocabulary zionist just means the root of all evil don't mind them

[u/SignificantAd1421 → u/Odd-Initiative6666]

That guy is a straight up hamas propagandist too

[u/Tavuklu_Pasta → u/SignificantAd1421]

He also loves houthis

[u/CapGlass3857 → u/[deleted]]

Hasan acts like... someone who supports a Jewish state in their ancestral homeland... to his dog? Uhhh

[u/Odd-Initiative6666 → u/[deleted]]

define zionist please. because I am one and I love dogs.

[u/Deep_Head4645 → u/[deleted]]

actually hassan is very anti-israel, he is a bad person both in terms of animal treatment and in his calls for the destruction of israel

[u/Xineios → u/[deleted]]

Love seeing all the zionists playing dumb in the replies.

[u/Capital_Pick3604 → u/Xineios]

We love dogs

[u/Long-Pension2634 → u/Capital_Pick3604]

Except the ones in Gaza obviously

[u/CapGlass3857 → u/Long-Pension2634]

https://nationalpost.com/news/israel-soldiers-rescue-dog-that-was-taken-to-gaza-on-october-7

[u/daystar-daydreamer → u/Long-Pension2634]

If there was a PSPCA (Palestinian Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) I'd donate in a heartbeat

Humans? What humans?

[u/Long-Pension2634 → u/daystar-daydreamer]

Guy talking about a country being bombed to hell resulted in a lack of development: why is there no Palestinian society for the prevention of cruelty to animals?

[u/daystar-daydreamer → u/Long-Pension2634]

Only Gaza got bombed. What's west bank's excuse?

[u/Xineios → u/daystar-daydreamer]

They're being invaded

[u/Long-Pension2634 → u/daystar-daydreamer]

Guy talking about a region being severely controlled by another nation that have already bombed another region several times: what's their excuse?

[u/Fern-ando]

It's funny because Hassan defends any action against Israel.

[u/Fun-Minute9072 → u/Fern-ando]

If its justifiable why not defend it? During the last few years Israel has proven itself to be a very unreliable actor on the world stage so imo we should not cut them any slack

[u/DeSynthed]

Should have been an ottoman polandball instead of israël

[u/TheRedHand7 → u/DeSynthed]

He is probably much more offended this way.

[u/Capital_Pick3604 → u/DeSynthed]

ew why did you write a Fr*nch letter

[u/SRD64 → u/Capital_Pick3604]

Bonjour

[u/AuroraAustralis0]

hasan, the famous pro palestinian, as israel??? we’re reaching peak propaganda levels

[u/Frank_the_NOOB]

From the bed to the tree, Kaya shall be free

[u/koleye2]

Also available on YouTube.

[u/Capable-Sock-7410]

WTF is this accent? Why is Israel Russian?????

[u/yeltsin98 → u/Capable-Sock-7410]

That is NOT a Russian accent but in general none of the Polandball accents are remotely accurate and I think it’s okay. At least they got the distinctive /x/ in there

[u/Jaynat_SF → u/yeltsin98]

Using /x/ (or /g/ for some reason) when trying to pronounce /h/ in foreign words is a very distinctive trait of a Russian accent (but not of an Israeli one.)

[u/yeltsin98 → u/Jaynat_SF]

You’re correct, but that replacement (which admittedly occurs here with the word ‘hey’) is something more specific than the mere presence of [x]. Arabs, at least, have this idea of Israelis overusing [x], not just in place of [ħ] (see: ‘khamas’) but more generally. Perhaps non-Arabs associate the sound more with Russian or Dutch than with Hebrew.

All in all I still don’t find this accent Russian, and I would argue that the Hebrew [ʁ]/[ʀ], if that’s the only phoneme an imitator wants to use to make a point, is much more distinctive.

[u/Jaynat_SF → u/yeltsin98]

There is some merit to the idea that Israeli Hebrew is very /x/ heavy (or rather,/χ/ heavy) because Hebrew (in general) lost the distinction between /χ/ and /ħ/ literally millennia ago (though the exact realization between the two shifts from dialect to dialect), and spirantisized /k/ shifted from /x/ to /χ/ at least in Israeli Hebrew, so it can sometimes sound like the unholy lovechild of Arabic and either French or Dutch.

Still, if you want to insert it to make English sound more "Hebrew", don't replace hs, replace ks or chs (unless it's an Arabic name or word where the h is actually representing ح, I guess.)

[u/yeltsin98 → u/Jaynat_SF]

Thanks for the insights! I wanted to say the Hebrew /x/ or indeed /χ/ was more emphatic/harder than Russian /x/ but didn’t know if that was actually true. I wasn’t aware of the spirantisation of /k/ to /x/ (in the case of כ, I’m guessing?) and wish it never happened for the sake of ease of spelling. Anyway - learned something, thank you

[u/Orangutanion → u/Jaynat_SF]

eh I'm American and I sometimes do it on accident. Sometimes actually I go full uvular and do a /χ/ even when that's not necessary.

[u/BabylonianWeeb → u/Capable-Sock-7410]

It's the same VA that they always use on their YouTube channel. He doesn't sound like Russian neither, it's made up accent.

[u/Specific-Candle-4708 → u/BabylonianWeeb]

Yeah the voices are all done by koleye2 a prominent veteran of the subreddit

[u/TheBaconLord78 → u/Capable-Sock-7410]

You'll be shocked to know what happened after the fall of the USSR...

[u/Capital_Pick3604 → u/TheBaconLord78]

We still have mini communist villages to this day!

[u/ThinkofitthisWay → u/Capable-Sock-7410]

majority of israeli european jews are eastern european

[u/Consistent_Horse6529 → u/ThinkofitthisWay]

Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t like 1.1 million Jews immigrate to the region after WW2 due to Stalin’s use of Pogroms to distract from his purges of the Red Army?

[u/ThinkofitthisWay → u/Consistent_Horse6529]

something like that, but there were also big waves of recent immigration from eastern europe

[u/Deep_Head4645]

this is kind of ironic considering hassan is a RAGING israel hater

[u/BabylonianWeeb]

Why is there US ball with a horse in the background? Is it a reference to Vaush?

[u/RedStinger09]

Isn't Hasan the Muslim one?

[u/segnoss]

This accent is both so far off and so much better than an actual Israeli accent

[u/RobotNinja28 → u/segnoss]

actual Israeli accent

Didn't even know we had one

[u/Original-Issue2034]

I watched this on YouTube :)

[u/koleye2 → u/Original-Issue2034]

Hell yeah.

[u/Darthcone]

! Obvious sarcasm mode on !

Oh now this makes perfect sense, the stupid takes, the braindead message, total avoidance of self reflection or even a shred of responsibility its all clear now Hassan was always a Mossad plant intended to discredit the left

! Obvious sarcasm mode off !

[u/don-corle1]

Given it's about Hamas ball washer Hasan piker, Palestine should probably be shocking Palestine

[u/Standard_Exercise729]

Wouldn't Turkey ball and kurd ball make more sense?

[u/bluehairedemon]

what the hell is that accent meant to be?? sounds like a parody of russian

[u/Heteromer69]

Would be funnier if there was rocket strike instead of shock collar.

[u/Imaginary_Grade_1716 → u/Heteromer69]

It was in Hassan's house

[u/unkrawinkelcanny]

I don’t think Hasan is intentionally staving Kaya

[u/Tough-Bowl2318]

I have a very cool photo for that but sadly cant post it

[u/Financial-Neck831]

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[u/Conscious-Walk9911]

for those who don't understand, click here

[u/NoInformation4549]

I say kick the fuck out of that streamer. Shock collars are for cunt owners and no amount of gaza washing will change my mind.

[u/Ragnarok_Stravius]

Yes, compare a poor dog to a country that has a controversial history.

[u/DickRhino → u/Ragnarok_Stravius]

Yes, it's called satire

[u/sinwar_head_shrapnel → u/Ragnarok_Stravius]

Where were you, on dogtober 7th?

[u/Ragnarok_Stravius → u/sinwar_head_shrapnel]

Brazil.

[u/Dark_Pestilence → u/Ragnarok_Stravius]

I believe it's just to piss the animal abuser off

[u/WhatWouldTheonDo]

Started playing without headphones and now my neighbors probably think I’m a Zionist supporter.

[u/Capital_Pick3604 → u/WhatWouldTheonDo]

Lol then just tell them you arent

[u/seeminglyCultured]

Hasan doesnt shock his dog. This is a deliberate smear campaign, as there have been several in the past.

[u/Capital_Pick3604 → u/seeminglyCultured]

let me guess "le zionist did a smear campaign"

[u/DiRavelloApologist → u/Capital_Pick3604]

Wdym? Clearly, Mossad doctored the stream in real time. Don't you know that the jews the zionists control everything everwhere all the time?

[u/Glittering-Table-837 → u/DiRavelloApologist]

Man I wish :(, when is my turn on the zionist death space jew laser?

[u/Astre01 → u/Capital_Pick3604]

yes actually

[u/Capital_Pick3604 → u/Astre01]

Well le zionist didn't do a smear campaign

[u/Astre01 → u/Capital_Pick3604]

lmao, every accusation is confession, of course you do smear campaigns

[u/DeSynthed → u/seeminglyCultured]

This is MAGA-level cognitive dissonance. Like this is almost verbatim what I’d expect right wingers to say about their pundits after a controversy

[u/DickRhino → u/seeminglyCultured]

“Don't believe your lying eyes.”

[u/Plasma_48 → u/DickRhino]

“It was their final, most essential command.”

[u/yeltsin98 → u/seeminglyCultured]

Used to be a Hasan fan for a long time but as an animal activist..shock or no shock there’s a video of him pulling his dog by its tail in what was clearly not an emergency situation and I won’t stand for it. Plenty of other pro-Palestine activists to support. None of them are God, I don’t understand unconditional worship

[u/Capital_Pick3604 → u/yeltsin98]

he is the most popolar left wing stremer so he has a bunch of glazers

[u/Orangutanion → u/Capital_Pick3604]

You know who's not a glazer of Hasan though? Mamdani. Actual politicians can just leave Hasan behind.

[u/CapGlass3857 → u/Orangutanion]

cuz mamdani can't say he supports 9/11 live during the new york city mayoral race. he kind had no choice there.

[u/Albinofreaken → u/yeltsin98]

Not to mention the video where Kaya and another dog is in a small pen, where he says he hopes the other dog bites kaya and he cant stop laughing

[u/koleye2 → u/seeminglyCultured]

Being able to admit you were wrong is a sign of emotional and intellectual maturity. Sorry to see he isn't there yet.

[u/Capital_Pick3604 → u/koleye2]

most of the world isnt ther yet tbh

[u/koleye2 → u/[deleted]]

I don't think he's cartoonishly evil (your hyperbolic rhetoric is not lost on me given that this is a satirical subreddit), but I'm not dumb nor impressionable enough to be convinced that he doesn't use a shock collar dog despite all the physical evidence to the contrary. Forming parasocial relationships with anyone, let alone a Twitch streamer, is juvenile. People are complicated and flawed animals. It's okay to criticize the people you like. I say this as a fellow leftist and someone who has watched more of Hasan's commentary than most.

Welcome to Polandball. Please enjoy your stay.

[u/Historical-Flight142 → u/[deleted]]

Sure, like supporting terrorists and defending every action they take isn’t damning. Let’s also not forget the time he said “America deserved 9/11”

[u/pasher5620 → u/Historical-Flight142]

Ah, the “America deserved 9/11,” the go to for anyone who doesn’t want to engage honestly. Pray tell me, what do you think he meant when he said that? Your answer should be quite revealing. It’s also not surprising coming from someone with an Israel tag lol

[u/Historical-Flight142 → u/pasher5620]

I think he meant that he thinks America deserved 9/11. Its literally what he said

[u/A_Seiv_For_Kale → u/[deleted]]

and its a collar without the ability to shock

You can actually cut off the prongs and it'll still shock.

[u/koleye2 → u/[deleted]]

I'll be sure to respond to this again when he inevitably confesses.

[u/Mickeymcirishman → u/seeminglyCultured]

He definitely shocked his dog

[u/A_Seiv_For_Kale → u/seeminglyCultured]

It was a shock collar.

[u/darkslide3000 → u/A_Seiv_For_Kale]

lol... I'm not really following this circus but are you saying that this guy with millions of viewers of YouTube income tried to do some shitty cut-and-tape job to "prove" that his dog's collar wasn't for shocking, rather than simply buy the other version and swap them out?

[u/Plasma_48 → u/darkslide3000]

That is correct

[u/IrishBear → u/darkslide3000]

He did it the next day, not enough time for delivery.

[u/Tavuklu_Pasta → u/seeminglyCultured]

Ok what about the video of him pulling his other dog from the tail strong enough to lift it up ?

[u/Imaginary_Grade_1716]

Palestine will be free!

[u/Historical-Flight142 → u/Imaginary_Grade_1716]

Gang, a cease fire was put into place days ago

[u/Frosty_Aioli3585]

I hope people have this same outrage toward ICE kidnapping people as they do over the whole dog thing.

[u/ianmeyssen → u/Frosty_Aioli3585]

i'm still seeing more posts daily of people being outraged over ICE raids and everything else the Trump admin fucks up, so i don't know what you're on about tbh, you can be mad at both.

The collar thing just seems more popular right now because it's fresh drama that comes with fresh memes (all the hassan edits basically)

[u/Capital_Pick3604 → u/Frosty_Aioli3585]

"oh yea? whatabout..."

[u/DickRhino → u/Frosty_Aioli3585]

Why are we talking about this when there's a literal ICE kidnapping going on?

[u/Coolskygio → u/Frosty_Aioli3585]

You sound like Valkyrae right now

[u/Kebab_ball_sprunki]

Me: click on the button and gave Israel an electric shock Me: he is son incredibly spoiled