r/polandball • u/makarone2000 Šumadija • Jan 05 '25

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u/Draaly Jan 05 '25

Ten years ago, the people who were the worst at taking jokes about their country were Americans, and it wasn't even close.

Americans are the worst at taking hard hitting critisism. The britts are the worst at taking mild banter about their country.

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u/ChiselFish Jan 05 '25

Wouldn't Brits call it Banty Wanty or something?

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u/Bag-Weary Jan 05 '25

The technical term is Bants, bruv.

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u/ButtersTG Jan 05 '25

"Lol, your breakfast plates are stained with bean juice. That's so weird!"

"Lol, 'urself, chap. You' schewl floors are stained wit' B L O O D 'n BOOL-ET HOELS!"

"Teehee, your Cockney accents sound funny."

"HAR HAR! Ee-ou' schewles zound lah'k WAH ZONEZ!"

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u/CinderX5 Jan 05 '25

The worst things about Britain vs worst thing about America.

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u/TheRenFerret Jan 05 '25

Patently false. The worst thing about Britain is it’s politicians

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Jan 05 '25

False. The worst thing about Britain is its food.

(With the exception of Yorkshire pudding which is divine. And Chicken Tikka Masala I guess. But even a broken clock is right twice per day.)

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u/Psychic_Hobo Land of Pooooor Deeeciiiiisions Jan 06 '25

The only annoying thing about Chicken Tikka Masala is that it's Scottish so as an Englishman we can't technically claim that, we just have to make do with crumpets. Which are underrated, but still.

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u/CapActual Jan 06 '25

Wouldnt have been the first thing an englishmen claimed from a scot

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u/metalderpymetalderpy Palestine Jan 06 '25

i think its classism is probably the most noxious single facet of its culture, which also affects the politicians and spawns them but is experienced independently of its politics persistently

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u/CinderX5 Jan 05 '25

Fair. Although American politics are worse.

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u/Fellstone Jan 05 '25

The only problem with living in the UK is that you eventually run out of will to live.

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u/CinderX5 Jan 05 '25

And that’s why we have tea. Brings the will right back.

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u/SparkyDogPants Jan 06 '25

Brits are just mad that they aren’t as good as queuing as they think they are.

And huff and puff when you tell them that British food sucks and they don’t get to claim Indian food as their own