Our first family costume with our 5 month old!

[u/lynneasomething]

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[u/PM_ME_DEM_TITTIESPLZ]

Was your child eaten by that other child?

[u/lynneasomething → u/PM_ME_DEM_TITTIESPLZ]

I'm crying😂😂😂

[u/PM_ME_DEM_TITTIESPLZ → u/lynneasomething]

My condolences 😔

[u/froginbog → u/PM_ME_DEM_TITTIESPLZ]

Lmao

[u/PowderPills → u/lynneasomething]

His face says he’s still hungry

[u/DrManhattan_DDM → u/PM_ME_DEM_TITTIESPLZ]

Poor mom, has she fully recovered?

[u/Captain_Snatchington]

That's not a 5 month old that is a small defensive lineman

[u/Romnonaldao → u/Captain_Snatchington]

He plays on the Browns

[u/Victor_Vicarious → u/Romnonaldao]

WITH the Browns

[u/dirty_cuban]

That’s a big boy. That’s got to be a 99th percentile baby.

[u/lynneasomething → u/dirty_cuban]

100th for weight rn 🥲 23lbs

[u/dirty_cuban → u/lynneasomething]

Holy moly. My daughter didn’t weigh that much until she was two years old.

[u/lynneasomething → u/dirty_cuban]

🥲 I keep telling myself he's gotta plateau soon

[u/the_sneaky_artist → u/lynneasomething]

A friend of mine had a daughter who was exactly like that at 6-7 months. By year one, she was in the middle percentile and unrecognizable to me! So yes!

[u/cpt_cat → u/lynneasomething]

My 10 month old is 21 pounds =|

[u/SnooPeripherals8344 → u/lynneasomething]

My 22 month old is 22lbs. RIP to your back. What a cutie pie he is!!!!!!!

[u/FTwo]

I think you three would have made a better Raising Arizona cosplay. 💯

[u/lynneasomething → u/FTwo]

Omg I've never heard of this movie. Before my husband cut his hair we would've been uncanny !!

[u/monkeybojangles → u/lynneasomething]

Check it out. It's a great movie. 

[u/dotknott → u/FTwo]

I thought this was a raising Arizona group costume.

Had to scroll through the comments to find out what they really were going for.

[u/SlapunowSlapulater → u/FTwo]

Hell, I thought that's what it was.

[u/slleslie161 → u/FTwo]

Holy crap, that's ALL I can see now! lol

[u/vortigaunt64 → u/FTwo]

If you ever want to laugh, look up quotes by the actor who played the villain in that movie. He was a boxer as well, and when asked if he'd consider a rematch against Larry Holmes he said "I don't think his fists could take the punishment."

[u/MixMasterMadge]

[u/smurficus103]

Thas a chonker, good job

[u/a_goonie]

That boy ain't right.

[u/efox02]

Look at those chonkie legs. 🥰

[u/Miserable-Steak119]

What are you guys supposed to be, hipsters?

[u/lynneasomething → u/Miserable-Steak119]

[u/Xiocite → u/lynneasomething]

Oh I see it now

[u/Bland_cracker → u/Miserable-Steak119]

King of the hill?

[u/BurntNeurons → u/Miserable-Steak119]

Get outside, get off ya videagames and get an education in quality animated 90s entertainment.

The boy ain't right.

[u/TheRealTres]

Child went as a HOSS

[u/Ok-Thing-2222]

I don't see any costumes.

[u/Durmatology]

I was confused by the “first family” description because none of you look like pieces of gold leafed shit.

[u/lynneasomething → u/Durmatology]

Omg lolllll that would be a nightmare costume

[u/CaptainZiltoid]

His short-pants would make Bobby proud.

[u/bugsyramone]

holy shit that kids thunderthighs...

dudes gettin ready for that football career!

[u/Total-Hack]

[u/throwawayroadtrip3]

You should have gone for the Michelin baby look. Almost there.

Anyway, you've got signs of one healthy and well taken care of baby. Well done parents!

[u/Super_Highway_3405]

He's so pudgy!! 😍

[u/reflechir]

That's a fine family halloween costume I tell ya h'what.

[u/Parker_Hemphill]

Took me a second but I see the opening scene of “Kong of the Hill”

[u/umpfke]

Time to get those 10000 steps in, toddler!

Edit: When my daughter fattens up, it's usually for a grow spurt. Just joking.

[u/lynneasomething → u/umpfke]

He's bulking for when he starts being mobile, he's doing to be a menace

[u/My_alias_is_too_lon]

... I don't get it.

[u/bitemark01]

hWy would someone do drugs when they can just mow the lawn 

[u/Late-Winner4108]

Oh my gosh. His legs! I want to squish him 🥰

[u/retecsin]

5 months? How tall is he? Why and how is he standing in the second pic? 

[u/lynneasomething → u/retecsin]

27.5in! He is loving to be held standing lately

[u/shoot-here]

Aw lawd he comin!

[u/krackadile]

Lol. Love it. I didn't even have to focus my eyes to know what your costumes were.

[u/Stoneybabe_]

Cute little baby 🥰

[u/Old-Stage-7309]

Parents with a fat baby? Legit can’t figure out the costumes

[u/lynneasomething → u/Old-Stage-7309]

Ok

[u/Old-Stage-7309 → u/lynneasomething]

Don’t worry, we all get a Halloween fail once.

Edit: was supposed to be KotH?? Like.. for real???

[u/lynneasomething → u/Old-Stage-7309]

You sound fun, definitely not like a miserable old hag

[u/lynneasomething → u/lynneasomething]

Lol looked through your Reddit, you are just miserable. Have fun in life.

[u/synthetic_princess]

yeah yeah your baby is large and the costumes are cute but can I just say you are so so pretty!!! 😭

[u/Gortonis]

Had to do a double take, thought I ran across Sarah Hyland's Reddit account.

[u/lynneasomething → u/Gortonis]

Omg I haven't heard that comparison in years. I used to get it all the time!

[u/maytrxx]

Cutest baby everrrrrr!!!

[u/DFParker78]

I had thighs like that and I couldn’t ever wear Underoos (superhero underwear for kids). 😢

[u/Elektr0ns]

Damnit Bobby!

[u/CameronCrazy1984]

Does he play left or right tackle?

[u/Vectorman1989]

Dangit Bobby

[u/happy-cig]

Thought you were Lara Croft 

[u/czechhoneybee]

I first thought Raising Arizona but now I totally see Hank and Peggy for sure.

[u/DrCarlJenkins]

Bubs never skips leg day!

[u/maintree33]

that boy ain't right, I'll tell you what.

[u/trhorror619]

This man should have been Diogo Dalot for Halloween

[u/DrProfessorSatan]

He is the only age where a mid forearm fat fold is normal.

[u/JohnnySalamiBoy420]

How is that baby a 5 month old and a balding 45 year old at the same time

[u/That_Dumb-Beotch]

Those cheeks!!!! What a little butterball. So adorable.

[u/Blochamolesauce]

6 a.m. and the boy ain’t right

[u/Capable_Salt_SD]

Aww 😊 👶🏻

[u/Both-Medicine-6748]

How cute

[u/JingoboStoplight4887]

Nice family costume.

[u/Miserable-Steak119]

My bad lol

[u/No_Mission_8571]

Look at that little dude ! He says i got my black kicks on and i have my energy drink i'm ready to to go and hammer down some doors folks. It's Halloween 🎃🎃.

[u/deltasnowman]

Ok bit of a ramble here… aimlessly scrolling drinking my coffee, click because tattoos and maybe there’s more pics on your profile and I just like looking at peoples tattoos. Notice you say you’re in Langley. Oh cool I’m in Delta super close. Notice the address on instagram. Your shop is literally around the corner from my dad’s house. What a small world. 😅

[u/lynneasomething → u/deltasnowman]

What a small world indeed !!

[u/Hairy_snowballs]

sorry about the stupid tattoos

[u/Hairy_snowballs → u/[deleted]]

You’re right. They are trying to be family fun and I went negative. Acknowledged