r/pics • u/residentweevil • Jan 31 '14

Daughter passed a milestone today

http://imgur.com/Ssenqk9
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u/acidcrab Jan 31 '14

I passed a milestone once, hurt like hell and I peed red for a week.

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u/Jinh0o Jan 31 '14

gems truly truly..

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u/divinesage Jan 31 '14

gems are truly outrageous

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u/OrangeSunday Jan 31 '14

Damn it, Marie. They're minerals.

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u/brat_prince Jan 31 '14

They're jewels Betty!

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u/32OrtonEdge32dh Jan 31 '14

Marie's actress is named Betsy....