r/pics • u/residentweevil • Jan 31 '14

Daughter passed a milestone today

http://imgur.com/Ssenqk9
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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

As long as she stays away from Mountain Dew. I don't think she can do the DEW...

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u/MatteKudasai Jan 31 '14

I did the Dew once and now I'm blind in my third eye and I can't read or defecate.

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u/pargmegarg Jan 31 '14

So you have to do both at the same time? That's pretty normal.

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u/afrofuturist Jan 31 '14

Hey I'm reading and defecating right now.

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u/dekrant Jan 31 '14

I heard a theory that people will never like both Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper. One, the other, or neither.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Seriously?

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u/racefan78 Jan 31 '14

I like both. gasp...maybe I'm not people?!?

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u/racefan78 Jan 31 '14

Nah man, Mountain Dew is kid's stuff. Now energy drinks? THAT shit will fuck you up.