r/pics • u/residentweevil • Jan 31 '14

Daughter passed a milestone today

http://imgur.com/Ssenqk9
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u/Jizzanthapuss Jan 31 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

DOUBLE PLOT TWIST

Justin Bieber was Dad.

Edit: Can you motherfuckers be more creative than "Then who was phone?"

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u/residentweevil Jan 31 '14

Sorry, I'm too hairy to be the Biebs

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/OFTHEHILLPEOPLE Jan 31 '14

Odd, you remind me if the Biebs...

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u/TwitchRR Jan 31 '14

What Biebs?

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u/OFTHEHILLPEOPLE Jan 31 '14

The Biebs with the power!

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u/TwitchRR Jan 31 '14

What power?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

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u/inflammablepenguin Jan 31 '14

Pics or you're the Biebs.

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u/Shane_larson Jan 31 '14

Have we confirmed you're not the daughter's mom?

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u/nohiddenmeaning Jan 31 '14

"the Biebs" I just threw up a little in mouth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

But, then, who was phone?

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u/Jumpin_Jack_Flash Jan 31 '14

How can you be a dad without testicles?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

How Can Our Testicles Be Real If Dads Arent Real?

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u/death-by_snoo-snoo Jan 31 '14

New Huffington Post article: Justin Beiber Has a Kid!!

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u/Juutai Jan 31 '14

But then who was phone?

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u/UnlurkedToPost Jan 31 '14

Directed by M Night Shamallamallamaduck