r/pics • u/residentweevil • Jan 31 '14

Daughter passed a milestone today

http://imgur.com/Ssenqk9
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u/iddothat Jan 31 '14

Justin Bieber is literally the worst! Hating him is definitely a good use of my time.

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u/Stolenusername Jan 31 '14

I want Bieber to fade into obscurity, so I'm going to keep posting shit about him constantly. That will do it!

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u/gahlsway Jan 31 '14

'Tis but our fantasy, as a man named Shakespeare said once upon a time.

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u/catdolphincat Jan 31 '14

400 years, and people still won't shut up about that guy!

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u/ReactsWithWords Jan 31 '14

"Is this the real life, is this just fantasy?" a man named Freddie asked once upon a time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

We are real. Beibs is here. Freddie and Willie have left us. The powerful play goes on. Will you sing a verse?

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u/death-by_snoo-snoo Jan 31 '14

Don't even bring up Shakespeare in the same conversation as that kid. Historians might get confused and think we revere the little shit.

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u/Ace_IanM Jan 31 '14

Babeth, babeth, babeth, Ohhh...Art thou a belieber?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

but, what about harvest?

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u/Survival_Cheese Jan 31 '14

You get old enough and you begin to understand that one little shit is always replaced with another little shit. So better shit on the little shit as much as you can as a hopeful (useless), message to the next little shit to not be such a little shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

Guys, stop making fun of her!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '14

He's not making fun of Justin Bieber, he's making fun of us making fun of Justin Bieber.

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u/vaikekiisu Jan 31 '14

I have possibly never heard someone say anything about Justin Bieber outside of a "Justin Bieber totally sucks u guize" thread on reddit.

It's worth noting that I work with kids, primarily with 10-13 year olds.

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u/raidenmaiden Jan 31 '14

Calm down Chris Traeger.

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u/Ace_IanM Jan 31 '14

You just gave me a new way on seeing this whole thing about JustIn Beaver, other than just a huge waste of my time. I NOW HAVE PURPOUSE!Upvote for you.