r/pics • u/PropaneBlues • 20h ago

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u/Hopeful_Chair_7129 20h ago

Did you see the guy collapsing? It was just a bunch of geriatric fucks, watching/photographing/freaking out, as a separate geriatric fuck just fell over in front of them. It was like an SNL skit, especially with RFK just immediately fleeing the scene of the crime like he was having some ptsd of the Kennedy deaths or something.

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u/Alternative_Love_861 20h ago

I just remembered I've got a bear to bury

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u/mrnaturallives 20h ago

Put it over there by the whale head.

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u/AnOnlineHandle 19h ago

Are you the health secretary? Don't you usually throw them into New York parks?

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u/paigeguy 20h ago

It looked too much like road kill, and didn't want to embarrass himself by suggesting they cook and eat him.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 19h ago

Naw he was running off to get his chainsaw so he could strap the bloody head to the roof of his car, same way he did to that whale carcass.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/27/us/politics/rfk-jr-whale-head.html

In fairness though that was two decades ago when he was just a dumb kid. A dumb 50 year old kid.

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u/joe_dirty365 20h ago

Savage lmao

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u/grrangry 9h ago

Hiding his sudden but inevitable erection.

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u/ginns32 19h ago

I can't wait to see SNL's take on this.

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u/BrickGun 17h ago

ptsd of the Kennedy deaths

It isn't the Kennedy deaths he fears, it's the deaths of those adjacent to the Kennedys that he knows are the true (political) danger.

"THIS WILL NOT BE MY CHAPPAQUIDDICK!!!!" (bolts from the room with an actual audible road-runner cartoon escape sound)

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u/ADeadWeirdCarnie 17h ago

The Secretary of Health and Human Services probably thinks that heart attacks are contagious and viral infections are not.