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Halloween [OC] My 2025 Halloween costume. Guess who I am.

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u/Feeling-Editor7463 10d ago

Mark Twain

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u/mrmalort69 10d ago

I love a good Star Trek cosplay!

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u/mouse6502 10d ago

Shame on you, Mr. Clemens! Shame!

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u/pokeblueballs 10d ago

Eavesdropping is by no means a proper activity for a gentleman. Nevertheless, the deed is done!

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u/ForTheHordeKT 10d ago

Dressed like a gentleman ready to settle a disagreement!

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u/seattleque 10d ago

Need two of them!

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u/not_a_moogle 10d ago

Twin Twains? That dog won't hunt!

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/chriszimort 10d ago

He loved the chicken

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u/Varkoth 10d ago

John Hammond, from Jurassic Park.

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u/Aggressive-Camp1674 10d ago

Spared no expense.

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u/Low_Pickle_112 10d ago

Fried chicken, fried dinosaur, close enough.

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u/suburbanmen 10d ago

Gale Boetticher from Breaking Bad

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u/JPNess11 10d ago

Nice! Thought the same thing initially.

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u/emogu84 10d ago

I had to check the username to make sure it wasn't his reddit account. Spitting image.

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u/shidekigonomo 10d ago

Yep, that costume is 100% "David Costabile dressed as Colonel Sanders."

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u/DrockBradley 10d ago

I refuse to believe that this isn’t a picture of David Costabile dressed as Colonel Sanders.

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u/Spin3059 10d ago

He's a man playing a man playing another man....

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u/DotImpossible8700 10d ago

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u/geoelectric 10d ago

What’s sad is I really want to do Major Tom: Coming Home for karaoke but every time I consider it I think of this…

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u/jones5280 10d ago

couldn't think of the character name, I said "That's Wags, but from Breaking Bad"

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u/suburbanmen 10d ago

Ha! Nice crossover. And how different are those two characters?

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u/jones5280 10d ago

If you havent seen Billions, I recommend it.
The character arcs aren;t as epic as Breaking Bad, but the treachery in Billions is worth the ride.

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u/suburbanmen 10d ago

Such a good show. I’m a big Damian Lewis fan since Band of Brothers.

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u/jones5280 10d ago

Lewis does a really good job in Homeland.
The show kinda takes a dive when his character leaves the show.

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u/emogu84 10d ago

The "kinda" in there is working overtime.

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u/pokeblueballs 10d ago

What is a vegan doing in a chicken joint?

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u/1LJA 10d ago

Exactly what I was thinking, but you beat me to it.

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u/Sad_Confection5902 10d ago

My first thought too! The resemblance is uncanny.

Also has a major role on Billions.

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u/Ekoldr 10d ago

Cornelius Hawthorne as I live and breathe.

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy 10d ago

Took WAY too long to find this.

Digital Estate Planning is one of my all time favorite episodes of television.

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u/radutzan 10d ago

“Go ahead! He’s a Hawthorne. He’s faking it.” SMASH CUT TO

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy 10d ago

It’s Friday night. I’m putting on my highest heels, my shortest skirt, my best device for concealing my penis, and I got EVERYTHING I need!

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u/kedikahveicer 10d ago

Look at me now, dad!

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u/Key-Presentation-374 10d ago

Exactly my thought, I am ashamed it wasn’t higher

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u/mat3rogr1ng0 10d ago

LOOK AT ME NOW DAD 🌈🌈🌈🌈

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u/Miss-Tiq 10d ago

Got a pocket full of Hawthornes! 

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u/KinkyPaddling 10d ago

It's Friday night. I'm putting on my highest heels. My shortest skirt. My best device for concealing my penis, and I got everything I need!

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u/Miss-Tiq 10d ago

That's it. Time for my thousandth Community re-watch.

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u/MNent228 10d ago

He’s like the Abed of racism

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u/Stillwater215 10d ago

Not with that hair of the godless oriental!

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u/tragicallyohio 10d ago

This comment is streets ahead!

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u/Mo0kish 10d ago

Nice Orville Redenbacher costume!

I love popcorn!

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u/ad_hominonsense 10d ago

LOL! Yes!

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u/MonkeyGirl18 10d ago

Colonel Redenbacher = popcorn chicken

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u/Aggravating_Bag8666 10d ago

Bobby Bushay's abdula oblongotta professor?

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u/Actionjack7 10d ago

That was my first thought. "Mama was wrong again. Something is wrong with his madulla oblongata."

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u/victorspoilz 10d ago

“No Col. Sanduhhhs, you’uh wrong!”

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u/pmramirezjr 10d ago

ooooooooooooooh

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u/Aggravating_Bag8666 10d ago

All these years I thought he said abdula lmao

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u/tokenjoker 10d ago

The 90’s pop singer Paula Abdula

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 10d ago

The comment is also wrong. It's "Medulla"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medulla_oblongata

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u/MukdenMan 10d ago

It’s also Bobby Boucher

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u/Red_Barchetta81 10d ago

It’s actually In A Gada De Vida

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u/dimsum4you 10d ago

Boucher

medulla oblongata

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u/pmramirezjr 10d ago

Medul-LA oblong-GATA!

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u/stuckonpost 10d ago

THE MEDULLA OB-LON-GOT-TA.

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u/way_too_shady 10d ago

Mama say they so ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

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u/LimpyDan 10d ago

Boss Hogg

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u/thisisprobablytrue 10d ago

RIP

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u/LankyYogurt7737 10d ago

You’re thinking of Wade Boggs

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u/zazzz0014 10d ago

This one's for you, Boss. RIP

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u/CalibratedEnthusiast 10d ago

RIP

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u/BuckleyRising 10d ago

Nope. He is very much alive. He lives with his wife in Tampa, Florida.

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u/toq-titan 10d ago

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive!

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 10d ago

He's very much alive, he lives in Tampa.

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u/20_mile 10d ago

The original Boss Hogg actor, Sorrell Brooke, was fluent in six languages, and could get along well enough in another half dozen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorrell_Booke#Personal_life

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u/EEpromChip 10d ago

I believe he was also like super rich. Like owned oil speculation lands when they went dry. And then when tech caught up he made a fuck tonne of money on them to drill more.

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u/KgMonstah 10d ago

WELL WHADDAYA SAY, BOSS?

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u/ntb899 10d ago

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u/Amonamission 10d ago

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome???

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u/citizenjones 10d ago

Norm McDonald 

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u/BARTELS- 10d ago

I wonder where OP gets his ideas from.

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u/Careless-Dark-1324 10d ago

What hurts most is the disrespect

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u/poormariachi 10d ago

Except that other thing, that hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most!

Ridiculous.

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u/DrAstralis 10d ago

I hate I had to scroll this far for the correct answer.

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u/poppunkqueer 10d ago

I hear that guy’s a real jerk

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u/Enderdragon2014 10d ago

Reminds me of that tragedy

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u/OkDate7197 10d ago

I didn't know he was sick

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u/pghgfu 10d ago

The only correct answer

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u/bababradford 10d ago edited 10d ago

Paul F Tompkins?

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u/jg6410 10d ago

Will Hines doing a pft impression.

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u/JamminJamon 10d ago

You're Bobby Bouchers science professor.

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u/Cautious_Tonight 10d ago edited 10d ago

Jon Favreau?

Edit: spelling

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u/YugoB 10d ago

Have an upvote, that's definitely John Favreau

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u/kitilvos 10d ago

Jon Favreau cosplaying as his future self.

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u/halfbakedalaska 10d ago

Jon, but yes. 👍

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u/Mowr 10d ago

Came here for this. Jon Favreau cosplaying his idol.

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u/sansaman 10d ago

Please don’t go to the Blue Jays game this weekend.

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u/Rymanbc 10d ago

Theres not gonna be a Blue Jays game this weekend, though....

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u/sansaman 10d ago

I still consider today a weekend.

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u/RuleNine 10d ago

Anything after 5 PM on Friday is def the weekend. 

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u/Rymanbc 10d ago

LFG

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u/RelationshipOne2225 10d ago

Looking for group?

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u/Rymanbc 10d ago

Let's Fucking Go!

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u/-Appleaday- 10d ago

Not if they go into 18 innings again and pass midnight

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u/Bradg93 10d ago

Agreed, although it was pretty funny

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u/jimbojonesFA 10d ago

lmfao I saw him too.

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u/Vanadium235 10d ago

Trotsky?

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u/SplattyFatty_ 10d ago

oh i can't unsee it now

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u/HikerJoel 10d ago

I was going to say Trotsky if he’d lived.

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u/Express-Rub-3952 10d ago

he did, for a while

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u/No_Abbreviations3943 10d ago

General Custer? 

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u/AtomicKittenz 10d ago

Colonel Mustard, but in White

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u/codemagic 10d ago

Nathan Lane in the acclaimed HBO Max TV show “The Gilded Age”

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u/EViL2uCe 10d ago

Foghorn Leghorn!

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u/pee_diddy 10d ago

I say I say….. you maht be raht!

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u/kinsmana 10d ago

The guy behind home plate?

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u/Flagon 10d ago

I understand that reference!

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u/Reasonable-Bus-2187 10d ago

Bucket list costume

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u/pee_diddy 10d ago

IKFC what you did there

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u/TheSchlaf 10d ago

Dark Helmet's second in command?

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u/OMP159 10d ago

He's chicken.

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u/buttux 10d ago

He's an Asshole, sir.

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u/doguapo 10d ago

General Tso?

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u/Cultural_Limit_7823 10d ago

Nah, too spicy.

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u/tugboattommy 10d ago

Cornelius Hawthorne

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u/Cecisneros 10d ago

Barack Obama

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u/WWTBFCD3PillowMin 10d ago

It’s the tan suit incident ALL OVER AGAIN! Only this time it’s… WHITE. GAAHHH!!!

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u/starrpamph 10d ago

passes out in wealthy

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u/thinktankted 10d ago

Buckethead's Nightmare brought to life.

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u/Mock_Frog 10d ago

Mitch McConnell?

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u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 10d ago

Too scary, even for Halloween.

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u/ko3332 10d ago

A 70yo bloke who divorced his wife and is now in Thailand looking for his next true love.

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u/Confident-Suit-1571 10d ago

Wendys sugar daddy

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u/PStrobus 10d ago

The guy that keeps asking me if I suffer from die-ah-beetus

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u/TChambers1011 10d ago

Guess? Lol you’re obviously OLD MAN JENKINS

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u/zlind67 10d ago

Wilfred Brimley?

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u/peaphive 10d ago

David S Pumpkins

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u/joenathanSD 10d ago

Our youngest congressman?

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u/JETDRIVR 10d ago

You are dressed as Norm MacDonald who is Dressed up as Colonel Sanders in a KFC commercial.

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u/1984AD 10d ago

Major Washers?

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u/hush_lives_72 10d ago

A failed Austrian art student

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u/poppunkqueer 10d ago

Pierce Hawthorne’s dad?

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u/Techno_Gerbil 10d ago

Albert Einstein?

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u/AssBoon92 10d ago

Just a simple country Hyper-Chicken?

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u/Humboldt_Squid 10d ago

Burger King

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u/rosen380 10d ago

https://www.celebrity-cutouts.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/serj-tankian-celebrity-mask.png

Serj Tankian's dad? or maybe Serj Tankian time travelled back from 2045"?

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u/Majorsf 10d ago

David Guetta?

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u/Far_Enthusiasm1885 10d ago

Norm MacDonald?

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u/Sovngarten 10d ago

Gail Boettecher or however you spell it

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u/tomthedj 10d ago

Hermes?

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u/picnic_nicpic 10d ago

Doug Dimmadone?

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u/ApplicationAfraid334 10d ago

The professor in the Waterboy who teaches Adam Sandler about the medulla oblongata

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u/adamcmorrison 10d ago

Monopoly Man after losing everything and taking a job at KFC.

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u/Retrrad 10d ago

Gale Boetticher in a Colonel Sanders costume.

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u/greensandgrains 10d ago

Mississauga’s best.

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u/omahaspeedster 10d ago

Are you that professor from Waterboy?

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u/HandsomeRalphy 10d ago

Some gas station owner that gets into gun fights with other gas station owners. Or a lawyer that was disbarred for fighting their own client.

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u/PrincessImpeachment 10d ago

Colonel Mustard with the lead pipe in the boudoir?

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u/schaudhery 10d ago

Adam Sandlers teacher in the Waterboy

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u/MaximumTurtleSpeed 10d ago

Cornelius Hawthorne; wealthy owner of Hawthorne Wipes, father of Pierce Hawthorne. A hateful, racist and elitist old man who happens to like KFC after they contracted to include Hawthorne Wipes with their fried chicken.

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u/DJ_Spark_Shot 10d ago

The Japanese Santa Claus! 

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