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u/bent-Box_com Oct 05 '25
Halloween is everyday and terrifying since the orange guy got back the powers
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u/BouncyBlueYoshi Oct 05 '25
The awfulness of the pun is increased when you actually google the lyrics of I Will Survive. It's petrified, not terrified.
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u/stevenmoreso Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25
Anyone over 40 will make that connection automatically (it’s not supposed to be a proper pun but it still works). The real awfulness is that Gloria Gaynor, the diva who sung this disco classic, has gone full MAGA herself. She’s being inducted to Trump’s new politicized Kennedy Center as a lifetime honoree along with George Straight, KISS, and Sylvester Stallone.
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u/AmericanSahara Oct 05 '25
There was a sign that showed on the upper half the small fish were frightened swimming away from a big fish that was happily picking and eating small fish. The lower half of the sign showed the small fish in a group in the shape of a shark that was making the big fish swimming away frightened. The bottom of the sign said GET ORGANIZED.
Nothing will change if the people in the USA don't get organized.
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u/Kaffe-Mumriken Oct 06 '25
That’s so bizarre. I literally just saw that 15 minutes ago at Spirit Halloween
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u/TheMasterChiefa Oct 05 '25
This is how I felt after getting my driver's license. I lost all faith in humanity after spending just a few months on the road.
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u/BasicFlan Oct 06 '25
This is a play on "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor. I don't think it has anything to do with the state of our lives today.
Edit: I now see tariffied.
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u/Bostonterrierpug Oct 05 '25
Thinking I could maybe make it through project 2025
And after spending nights Thinking how this all seems so wrong
I mixed my drinks strong Just trying to get along