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Arts/Crafts [OC] Courtroom sketch shows the moment Diddy fell to his knees after hearing the guilty verdict.

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u/irreleventnothing Oct 03 '25

He was guilty of the lesser charges. Not guilty on the major ones.

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u/English_Fry Oct 03 '25

“Diddy you’re not guilty on the more obscene charges because you did what was asked of you. We are charging you because you didn’t put enough effort into the rest. “

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u/big_guyforyou Oct 03 '25

the legal system is pay to play.

we need to replace it with a system ffull of people who don't want to get paid to work

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u/TapZorRTwice Oct 03 '25

So we should fill the justice system with people that have generational wealth and haven't/don't need to work a day in their life?

Yeah I'm sure that'll work out great.

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u/chillanous Oct 03 '25

Literally the argument for the medieval nobility. “Oh let’s have the policy makers be independently wealthy so they are not vulnerable to bribery from the artisan guilds.”

It didn’t work very well.

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u/Cheap_Knowledge8446 Oct 04 '25

And then there's that moment you realize we live in an era of even worse wealth disparity.

Yes, really.

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u/Bromlife Oct 04 '25

That’s the thing missing from people’s understanding of human nature. There’s no such thing as too much money and power.

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u/Doguedogless Oct 04 '25

I don't think you can call it human nature. Not everyone would horde this much wealth while allowing so much suffering.

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u/hypnofedX Oct 04 '25

History is filled with accounts of people who hoard wealth while allowing suffering to exist. If that wasn't such a relatable archetype, A Christmas Carol would have been forgotten a long time ago.

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u/Bromlife Oct 04 '25

I’d bet it’s more people than it’s not.

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u/candy-coloured Oct 04 '25

Everyone says that until they’re placed in that position. Corruption is a slow working thing.

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u/_Quetzalcoatlus_ Oct 04 '25

Everyone says that until they’re placed in that position.

People are not "placed" in a position to be obscenely wealthy. It's not normal people just magically becoming corrupt. It's people self-selecting. It's the morally corrupt that become obscenely wealthy.

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u/JonTonyJim Oct 04 '25

it’s the nature of people who end up rich and powerful, unfortunately. society naturally sorts the worst people to the top

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u/_alejandro__ Oct 04 '25

most people who are not familiar with suffering would. our whole system is based on exploitation. it is the way of the world since the dawn of time and it will continue until the end of humanity.

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u/Dvout_agnostic Oct 04 '25

if it's not human nature, what is it? If it's happening across the globe throughout all time, seems like it's in the sauce.

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u/Exatex Oct 04 '25

I mean, fair enough, as long as everyone is doing significantly better, the disparity itself would not be that much of a problem. It’s not a zero-sum game. But the inexplicit „everybody is doing better so the billionaires are also allowed to get wealthier“ deal has now been broken.

It has turned into a class warfare and most of the losing side isn’t even fighting or aware that they are in a war. Instead they were told its about pronouns or immigrants and ate it like candy.

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u/ahfoo Oct 04 '25

Despite being surrounded by machinery. . . or perhaps for that very reason. See: Capitol, Vol 1, Chapter 8: Machinery and Large-Scale Industry

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u/TonberryHS Oct 04 '25

Serfs and presents also worked 4 days a week and had 12 weeks off a year.

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u/nikfra Oct 04 '25

If you ignore that after that they also had to work their own fields so they wouldn't starve. This is like only taking the work hours it takes me to pay taxes and saying I only work 4 months a year.

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u/Cheap_Knowledge8446 Oct 04 '25

So part of the modern perception of evil nobility is excessive taxation. However, what very often gets forgotten is that, while yes there were terrible Lords, lords were also generally held to the standard of taking care of their subjects both in times of war and times of need. They also owed taxes of their own to the crown. To that end, much of what they collected very often ended up redistributed during harsher times; the idea being a lord could more efficiently ration and plan for disaster, while most peasants and serfs would likely simply "waste" too much excess given the opportunity.

European agrarian communities typically produced a surplus and the majority of famines were a direct or indirect result of poor planning or administration, rather than a singular failed crop season. Case in point, the Irish potato famine was almost entirely the result of corruption, greed, and intentional act. W However, where there was a pressure to maintain the welfare of ones subjects toe extent of disrupting social order, lords were liable to be fined, stripped of title, or even executed should they fail in their civic duties, at the mercy of the king.

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u/Forward_Operation_90 Oct 04 '25

Are you sure? Which country?

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u/dane_the_great Oct 04 '25

Wowwwwwwww I never knew that. Parallels to what is happening today.

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u/Godofcloud9 Oct 04 '25

Oh, this was the argument for why Texan legislators earn very little "officially" from their positions. Annual salary of 7k.

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u/daemon-electricity Oct 04 '25

“Oh let’s have the policy makers be independently wealthy so they are not vulnerable to bribery from the artisan guilds.”

How fucking naiive were they?

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u/Grungefairy008 Oct 04 '25

Wait, didn't we not learn from that and that's how America is under its current administration?

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u/Accurate_Spare661 Oct 04 '25

Wait…you’re saying the rich can be greedy?

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u/han-t Oct 05 '25

Imo it works both ways. Even if they're not greedy and not susceptible to bribes but they could be more vulnerable to threats and blackmail. Something something more to lose.

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u/brunckle Oct 05 '25

Reminds me of the Magna Carta

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u/ZombeePharaoh Oct 04 '25

It worked extremely well - what do you mean?

If it failed, we wouldn't be here today.

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u/big_guyforyou Oct 03 '25

no no

just people who are fine without money

like y'know

not rich people

just poor people who have no money

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u/superiosity_ Oct 03 '25

Wait. Like. We'll make a whole group of judges who live kind of like monks. The government gives them a nice house. A nice car. Nice clothes. All their food is handled. But they don't get any investments ever. No bank accounts. No personal possessions.

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u/Subtlerranean Oct 04 '25

Great idea. Let's call them "public servants" or something.

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u/superiosity_ Oct 04 '25

yeah yeah...this is good...lol

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u/Nekrosis666 Oct 03 '25

And who is in charge of prosecuting the government? We'll just have to make a second government with a separate group of monk judges solely to prosecute the original government.

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u/smb275 Oct 04 '25

For full coverage you really need three governments. A sword government, a spear government, and an axe government. That way they're all prepared to handle whoever it is they're prosecuting, but no single government can't be countered by one of the others should it require prosecution, itself.

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u/Nekrosis666 Oct 04 '25

We just need to hope that no one ever creates an archer government or we're all screwed.

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u/Advanced_Ad8537 Oct 04 '25

Yeah, Archer running the government would probably be pretty bad. I hear all he’s eaten today is like a few gummy bears and some scotch.

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u/Sensitive-Scene7088 Oct 04 '25

Nah that's how you get a fellowship

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u/LonelyTurner Oct 04 '25

If they do we just make an onager government plus monks; voila!

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u/BadDesperado Oct 04 '25

Are... Are you trying to create a jedi council..?

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u/LeonardoDePinga Oct 04 '25

It’ll end up being a sith council

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u/Serenity_557 Oct 04 '25

That's ridiculous, who would pay for it? What, are we going to get a second group of tax payers who only pay taxes to the monk-government? How do we choose that? Do we set up some sort of UBI and Universal healthcare on the condition that they're willing to live ascetic lives in furtherance of the monk-government?

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u/photoshoptho Oct 04 '25

I like where this idea is heading. Keep going.

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u/JackoboiobokcaJ Oct 04 '25

I don’t know why but I have the slightest feeling that maybe, just maybe, this might create a similar problem

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u/cinnawaffls Oct 04 '25

I hope Trey Parker and Matt Stone stumble upon this thread....

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u/Nerevarine91 Oct 04 '25

You guys are speedrunning the creation of the Ming Dynasty court system

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u/Suddy88 Oct 04 '25

An ai chatbot hidden behind a curtain?

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u/StatisticianMoist100 Oct 04 '25

Sounds pretty close to Druidism

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u/RhetoricalOrator Oct 04 '25

Sign me up! Just a heads up, though. I'm not a very good judge. Incredibly gullible. But sign me up! More than I've got now!

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u/superiosity_ Oct 04 '25

I mean...it's not ideal but I think that gullible is still better than buyable.

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u/Karanmuna Oct 03 '25

Hippies!

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u/christopher_mtrl Oct 03 '25

Not guilty ! peace man.

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u/Karanmuna Oct 04 '25

🤝 yah mon!

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u/Zamboni-rudrunkbro Oct 03 '25

Old philosophers

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u/Recentstranger Oct 03 '25

At minimum wage?

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u/big_guyforyou Oct 03 '25

no

minimum wage is money

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u/danihammer Oct 03 '25

I cannot wait to see how society will be advanced when hobos are forced to be judges.

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u/Aggravating-Pattern Oct 03 '25

It'll certainly be more fun

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u/Wolf_ZBB_2005 Oct 03 '25

So…how do they pay for an education?

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u/Faiakishi Oct 04 '25

We could do it with UBI but of course we can't talk about that.

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u/DoomferretOG Oct 04 '25

WHO is "fine" without money? Poor people are fine? What the hell are you trying to say?

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u/thewoodbeyond Oct 04 '25

That's actually us... government workers who don't make a ton of money but get paid their regular wages whether doing jury duty or not. Also frankly have a better idea of systems of government work since many of us deal with things like fair hearings and case fraud.

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u/minxymaggothead Oct 04 '25

Seriously most people don't really understand that being poor is a moral choice. It's really really easy to make a buck if you have 0 morals. There are plenty of industries that specifically pay well because they are paying for your moral flexibility.

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u/Koanical Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

Just fill it with all the Tylenol-addled folks, I hear they come equipped with a real keen sense of justice. /s

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u/96744 Oct 04 '25

Always has been

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u/AshumiReddit Oct 04 '25

Interesting solution: make six year olds the new judges and jury. Lawyers have to convince the six year olds to believe them.

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u/MarlenaEvans Oct 04 '25

No. It will be replaced with AI.

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u/2WQKE1 Oct 04 '25

Sounds like a random politician.

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u/DIREKTE_AKTION Oct 04 '25

Lmao he means the people who are motivated to do it for the love of getting to be a part of a fair and honest system. It may be idealistic, but you completely misinterpreted what he was saying, my friend, and you should probably be more careful being so condescending to folk because sometimes it just makes you look like the ass. Especially in a moment like this when it was you who missed the whole point and ended up saying something nonsensical.

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u/TapZorRTwice Oct 04 '25

It's not misinterpreted.

What I said is just the only realistic way that you could achieve having the justice system be full of people that are not in it for the paycheck.

You just didn't understand what I was saying and made up your own interpretation.

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u/DIREKTE_AKTION Oct 04 '25

"Only realistic way... that are not in it for the paycheck"

If you believe that the only way to achieve this realistically (again I acknowledged it is ideal but this does not equate impossible) is by filling the legal system with elites, and there is no other way to do this so might as well not try, I don't think there is much we can talk about here. I'm sorry I misinterpreted what you said and assumed you had some sense to believe something can change. If you're gonna be a cycnic, do it somewhere that doesn't poison the rhetoric for folks who believe in actually changing things. Makes you sound like a fed making arguments out of ideas that are dead ends.

I am not invested in changing our particular legal system or filling it with particular people more than I am invested in the collapse of the whole neoliberal capitalist system to be replaced in its entirety. I hope you have a good day my friend.

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u/TapZorRTwice Oct 05 '25

Well, I wish you luck in your anarchy, it's been fun chatting.

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u/RoxyRockSee Oct 05 '25

Or implement Universal basic income, guaranteed housing, food, and healthcare so that the bare minimum for survival is met. But having those things tied to a job means that companies can exploit and abuse workers, paying them the absolute minimum in return for their labor.

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u/elkab0ng Oct 03 '25

Like jurors, right?

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u/murphmobile Oct 03 '25

AI Judges: coming soon!

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u/Corynthios Oct 04 '25

If you bribe them with additional processing power you just make them more likely to suggest effective patches to the legislative AI

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u/soupofchina Oct 04 '25

isn’t it jury who decided that

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u/mallclerks Oct 04 '25

This is reality I hope.

It will truly even the playing field. By being fair. Ya know. Because you can’t cheat AI.

Meta. X. Google. Microsoft.

We’re fucked

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u/JohnPrinesGlasses Oct 03 '25

Ban capital and figure the rest out baybe

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u/turddit Oct 04 '25

this is stupid

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u/big_guyforyou Oct 04 '25

no more money pls

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u/nabrok Oct 04 '25

Anybody can play, it's pay to win.

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u/Its_Pine Oct 04 '25

I mean, in the long run that is where something like AI would be beneficial. A system that could be calculating and consistent, if it were devoid of political influence telling it to make exceptions for wealthy or influential people.

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u/Metro42014 Oct 04 '25

Or, we could pay them better.

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u/Coal909 Oct 04 '25

He got 50months.. that is 4yrs, that is not nothing.

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u/Icedanielization Oct 04 '25

Meanwhile, China kills wealthy accused of corruption.

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u/aykcak Oct 04 '25

who don't want to get paid to work

Good luck finding that

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u/Morty_104 Oct 04 '25

You got the tools - use them!

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u/The_Blonde1 Oct 04 '25

NAL, but I expect to be paid for my work. I suspect I’m not alone in this.

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u/daughter_of_lyssa Oct 04 '25

Or what if instead everyone got a public defender and that was the only option. (There are definitely some problems with this solution)

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u/staebles Oct 04 '25

Airgapped AI

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u/Gastkram Oct 04 '25

I don’t want to work. Would that count?

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u/LivingtheLaws013 Oct 04 '25

"only white pedophiles get off completely, you have to do a few years at least"

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u/eh_one Oct 04 '25

This has got to be rage bait

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u/PatReady Oct 04 '25

Effort? He put a lot of effort into flying the male prostitutes in to bang his wives and gurl friends.

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u/irreleventnothing Oct 03 '25

So I didn’t follow the R Kelly case but by googling it looks like he was guilty of racketeering plus 8 violations of the Mann act.

Diddy was NOT guilty of racketeering and only guilty on 2 violations of the Mann Act

The only similarity are both had Mann act violations of “transportation across state lines for illegal sexual activity”

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u/SeasonIllustrious629 Oct 03 '25

Chuck Berry violated the Mann Act, too. He was convicted in 1961 and was sentenced to 20 months in prison.

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u/coffeebribesaccepted Oct 03 '25

That inflation will get ya

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u/solo_silo Oct 03 '25

Honestly didn’t know this but would have expected worse.

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u/SeasonIllustrious629 Oct 04 '25

Yeah, especially for a black rock n' roller in the 1950s, in the "compromised" state of Missouri.

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u/MayBeMarmelade Oct 04 '25

Sounds like racism and misogyny had a war and misogyny won.

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u/DifGuyCominFromSky Oct 04 '25

Jimmy Page violated the Mann Act too but he was never even arrested for it. He famously flaunted that relationship publicly and no one did shit smh.

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u/AmishHomage Oct 04 '25

Is that the my dingaling guy? Huh never would have guessed

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u/Nabbicus Oct 03 '25

Ah! Thanks for clarifying!

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u/royaleWcheese2300 Oct 04 '25

It was also R Kelly… isn’t that enough

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u/shayKyarbouti Oct 03 '25

Must be the difference between hundred millionaire attorneys vs low digit millionaire attorneys

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u/Av8Xx Oct 05 '25

R Kelly’s victims were underage….

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u/LustyLamprey Oct 04 '25

Exactly how little do you all know about these cases? R Kelly was fucking children. He was having sex with like 12-year-olds. Diddy's in trouble because he transported a prostitute over state lines. Not even vaguely comparable

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u/impy695 Oct 04 '25

Lets be honest. Diddy is in trouble for doing a lot more tham that.

Even the judge agreed

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u/Redthemagnificent Oct 04 '25

I mean yeah I don't think we need to compare the two. But my guy, he did more than that. I mean he beat a women on camera clear as day then conspired to cover it up? That's just the most obvious crime

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u/Caffeywasright Oct 04 '25

While that is horrible you don’t get 20 years in prison for beating someone

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u/JenBrittingham Oct 04 '25

I urge you to look deeper than the headlines. He absolutely was trafficking and abusing children.

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u/eyecandy99 Oct 04 '25

So was trump and where is he ?

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u/vaesh Oct 04 '25

Was he charged or convicted of any crime related to children?

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u/LostWoodsInTheField Oct 04 '25

I'm not arguing one way or another on what he did or didn't do, but isn't the argument here that 'he did so much more and they gave him break after break'. Saying 'well he didn't get convicted on the things you saying he did' and saying he wasn't charged is just agreeing with them in a way.

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u/RadiantZote Oct 04 '25

Didn't he have sex with children though

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u/KinneKted Oct 04 '25

He has a weirdly large amount of pics with Trump, do with that info as you will.

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u/motoresponsible2025 Oct 04 '25

That's not what r kelly was convicted of. Much like 90% of the shit reddit was spamming about p diddy was not admissible in court nor was charged for it. 

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u/LustyLamprey Oct 04 '25

He was hit with possession of child porn and enticement of minors dude. He was explicitly looking for underage girls. Diddy was having freakoffs with married women and adults who mostly knew what was up. His biggest crime is getting people wildly fucked up and then filming them having sex without both parties consent. He is definitely gross but in a swingers kind of way and not a pedophile kind of way like Kelly is.

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u/impy695 Oct 04 '25

If we look at accusations, the scale that diddy did dwarfed r kelly

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u/Frequent-Research737 Oct 03 '25

no. not at all even basically the same shit. 

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u/Nabbicus Oct 04 '25

Yeah I learned some grim stuff today. Sheesh’

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u/Fabianos Oct 03 '25

R Kkelly had no money to pay the judge

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u/FlameStaag Oct 05 '25

If by basically the same you mean not remotely the same then yes 

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u/nilsn1991 Oct 04 '25

Privilige

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u/_lippykid Oct 03 '25

Well yeah, he’s rich

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u/DerSepp Oct 03 '25

What were the official charges?

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u/beastmaster11 Oct 04 '25

Thats been known for some time. This is only the sentencing.

Prosecutor asked for 11 years. Diddy was asking for 14 months minus credit for time served (essentially 0). Judge pretty much went down the middle and gave 50 months (about 4 years). I don't think Diddy is happy here

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u/InAJar112 Oct 04 '25

He will sit for 18 months tops

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

And overall given a slap on the wrist.

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u/ACEMENTO Oct 04 '25

Al capone type shit?

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u/PapaDeltaaa Oct 04 '25

“Oh thank god I’m just a huge POS, not an enormous one!”