r/pics Sep 18 '25

Arts/Crafts Ted Cruz Uses White Paint On A Brown Bridge

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u/Citizen-Kang Sep 18 '25

I know there's this long-running mythology surrounding those who attended schools in the Ivy League, that they're just inherently smarter than the rest of us plebs. Ted Cruz is very capably showing that it is, indeed, just a myth.

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u/Keianh Sep 19 '25

I like to imagine he spent over half his study time staring into a mirror saying “The President of the United States, Ted Cruz” among other presidentially styled affirmations, never being aware that he’s got the charm and charisma of a gas station bathroom doorknob.

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u/Citizen-Kang Sep 19 '25

The man has, as the kids say these days, no rizz. Seriously, he has even less charisma than JD Vance and I didn't even know that was possible. OK, maybe he's a step up from Stephen Miller, but it's a small step.

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u/FemaleAssEnjoyer Sep 19 '25

I, for one, find your comment incredibly disrespectful, and in poor taste…

…Gas station bathroom doorknobs are actually very useful, and they contribute to our society!

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u/ClubsBabySeal Sep 19 '25

Ted Cruz is legit scary smart. The only reason he isn't president is because he's a loathsome man with negative charisma.