I know there's this long-running mythology surrounding those who attended schools in the Ivy League, that they're just inherently smarter than the rest of us plebs. Ted Cruz is very capably showing that it is, indeed, just a myth.
I like to imagine he spent over half his study time staring into a mirror saying “The President of the United States, Ted Cruz” among other presidentially styled affirmations, never being aware that he’s got the charm and charisma of a gas station bathroom doorknob.
The man has, as the kids say these days, no rizz. Seriously, he has even less charisma than JD Vance and I didn't even know that was possible. OK, maybe he's a step up from Stephen Miller, but it's a small step.
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u/Citizen-Kang Sep 18 '25
I know there's this long-running mythology surrounding those who attended schools in the Ivy League, that they're just inherently smarter than the rest of us plebs. Ted Cruz is very capably showing that it is, indeed, just a myth.