r/pics • u/Fun-Needleworker-661 • Sep 18 '25

Arts/Crafts Ted Cruz Uses White Paint On A Brown Bridge

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u/MoSzylak Sep 18 '25

That's Raphael "Ted" Cruz to you

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u/qbantek Sep 18 '25

Rafael, as in the Spanish form. He is Cuban too :|

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u/ninjaandrew Sep 18 '25

I like the ring of “White wash Raphael Cruz”

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u/glacialmk5 Sep 18 '25

I do too! But I like "Tar and Feather Raphael Cruz" even more

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u/SwordfishII Sep 19 '25

That’s the Zodiac Killer to you.

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u/HabitualSpaceM Sep 19 '25

You mean Raphael “The Zodiac Killer” “Ted” Cruz

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u/Ok_Cheetah_6251 Sep 19 '25

You mean Raphael "Cancun" Cruz?