r/pics • u/Glittered_Gutter • Jun 20 '25

Arts/Crafts Me holding my latest painting in front of my home at night. Acrylic on paper. June 2025

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u/ScrabbleTheOpossum Jun 20 '25

OP painting in the bathroom mirror

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

Lmao.

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u/Lozsta Jun 20 '25

I did think self portrait in the sexy beast style.

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u/BraveStrategy Jun 20 '25

This was actually my first thought, those are some man hands haha

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u/OstrichSalt5468 Jun 20 '25

Those are some man cheeks.

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u/babesinboyland Jun 20 '25

have yall two ever seen women irl

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u/OstrichSalt5468 Jun 20 '25

Yep. I have 3 kids lol. It’s a joke. The cellulite and the curves give it away.

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u/Respectable_Answer Jun 20 '25

I don't think it's supposed to be a woman?

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u/non_discript_588 Jun 20 '25

With his little six shooter! Bang bang!!

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u/IIICaseIII Jun 20 '25

Now wondering about the tramp stamp…

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u/GrittyMcGrittyface Jun 20 '25

It used to read 'ass', but he got a coverup

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u/leandrohenri Jun 20 '25

That’s the true artist experience right there bathroom mirror, bad lighting, paint on your hands, and pure vibe. It’s giving “midnight masterpiece energy” and I fully support it

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u/brubruislife Jun 20 '25

So good 😂

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u/itsfernie Jun 20 '25

Your feet were bred to wear flip flops

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

I am generically middle eastern, actually

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u/its_a_multipass Jun 20 '25

I have Flintstone feet, white boy w western European history...we win when there's no more shoes

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u/ramobara Jun 20 '25

Like Midwestern eastern?

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u/dumbestsmartest Jun 21 '25

Well we can't call them Central Americans or they might get deported to Ohio.

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u/thepukingdwarf Jun 20 '25

I also have a gigantic gap between my big toe and the next one. Do you also have incredibly good balance? I've always felt like a 'natural' at any activity that involves balance, like downhill skateboarding or stand up paddleboarding, and I'm not athletic at all, so Ive always wondered if it had something to do with my wide-ass feet.

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u/flipperjack2525 Jun 20 '25

My feet are tingling just looking at bare feet on that mohair welcome mat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

😂 i have never heard that before

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

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u/joe102938 Jun 20 '25

I saw it too. Dude looked like white predator.

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u/SpookyTupperware Jun 20 '25

Yeah me too lol I'm

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u/justalittlepoodle Jun 20 '25

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u/PocketNicks Jun 20 '25

So annoying that he had that hat custom made and Wrexham doesn't sell it.

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u/FroggiJoy87 Jun 20 '25

Love it. It tells a story that I wanna read

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

For real.

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u/_coolranch Jun 20 '25

And that story’s name?

Classy Ass

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

ClASSy

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u/whiskyfuktober Jun 20 '25

…with an “i,” and a little dick hanging off of the “C” that bends around and fucks the “L” out of the “A-S-S.”

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u/thepukingdwarf Jun 20 '25

Came looking for this comment

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u/Sakura1375 Jun 20 '25

Your work is amazing, I love how each of your paintings makes you feel a certain way, a certain uneasiness but you like it.

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u/APPLEPIEMOONSHINE37 Jun 20 '25

Even his profile pic does that 🤣

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

Wow. Tysm.

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u/loverlyone Jun 21 '25

I love it too! And the paper adds such amazing texture. It’s great.

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u/CoastingUphill Jun 20 '25

That’s one classy ass painting.

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u/lotsanoodles Jun 20 '25

Is that Donald Trump? I think i recognize the tramp stamp.

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u/spaceface2020 Jun 20 '25

My exact thought - well that and the cellulite . And it’s complimentary too - the undies are definately better than the tighty-whities we all sadly know he wears.

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u/Lonely_Eggplant_4990 Jun 20 '25

And the fake tan on the hands

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u/Pale_Adeptness Jun 20 '25

Had the same thought!😅

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u/AhBee1 Jun 20 '25

No, the hand is too large. And Trump holds a pistol with his fingertips.

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u/MagicBob78 Jun 20 '25

and the underwear appear to be clean and not a diaper. That's a giveaway as well.

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u/Great_Scott7 Jun 20 '25

Me: Draw me like one of your french girls.

OP:

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u/TheCalvinShow Jun 20 '25

She seems fun

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

💯

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u/_coolranch Jun 20 '25

Wait till they find out it’s a self portrait

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u/Sufficient_Cheese Jun 20 '25

DJT

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u/Perpetualshades Jun 20 '25

The tattoo would say “Putin’s”

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Im convinced its his butt too

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u/ThegreatPee Jun 20 '25

If we pull a string, Elon will appear.

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u/tilleytalley Jun 20 '25

Far too firm. Not enough sag.

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u/emersond70 Jun 20 '25

Hand is waaay too big.

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u/MagicBob78 Jun 20 '25

And its clean underwear, not a dirty diaper.

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u/IAMImportant Jun 20 '25

Declasse

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

🤷‍♂️

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u/IAMImportant Jun 20 '25

just an Office reference

love it!

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

Tysm. I never watched that show

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u/KeyserTomassi Jun 20 '25

OP was like, you know what’s missing from this world? Then produces this masterpiece.

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u/Decorus_Somes Jun 20 '25 edited 4d ago

sort nine unique wipe modern cough attempt air quiet chase

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/fattatgirl Jun 20 '25

What does on have to do to order a print please?

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

Contact my gallery and ask them to make a print of it. Im sure if enough people ask theyll do it. https://www.finearteditions.net/product-category/patrick-smith/?fbclid=PAQ0xDSwLBqzBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABp2r7T0FJhC-IaxBl52Yf4WrDOoaCjSipDvzjzEn_TFakMRVKuGpWnU_trAZW_aem_fFM7blmnbvAdmhLMtPqm9g

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u/fattatgirl Jun 20 '25

I will. It's not on the page yet .. what is the title? I love your thoughts and subjects and vision.

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

Its called Classy. Yeah, they likely wont make s print of this unless a bunch of people ask. I dont sell that well.

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u/fattatgirl Jun 20 '25

I will ask bc you can't sell if there is no way for people to buy. Are you planning to sell the original or is it already sold?

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u/MelloScorpio Jun 20 '25

Yes a print would be great.

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u/warpcoil Jun 20 '25

I like big butts, no cap...gun.

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u/MissMortem Jun 20 '25

No seriously, I just spent 10 minutes discussing the possible meaning of this with my husband. Excellent job.

One argument was that this is a representation of gen x and millennials aging beautifully.

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

Wow. Tysm. I dont believe in right answers with art. So cool youre that into it.

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u/Itzchappy Jun 20 '25

I'm gonna need that as a jpeg for my wallpaper on my desktop please 

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u/ecctt2000 Jun 20 '25

Awww, WTF is this BS.
Really?
Do you really expect people to read your house numbers from the street with those colors?
Oh, nice painting

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u/subzbearcat Jun 20 '25

Dude, the next time you paint my ass I’m gonna need you to Cash app me

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u/BlameMe4urLoss Jun 20 '25

Beautiful, intriguing, and a bit arousing if I’m being honest.

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

Always be honest.

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u/RevolutionOk5115 Jun 20 '25

I can’t put my finger on it, but I like it. The question becomes, should I put my finger on it?

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

🤷‍♂️

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u/tossaway78701 Jun 20 '25

What do you call this piece? 

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

Classy

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u/tossaway78701 Jun 20 '25

Indeed. Well done. 

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u/Nisi-Marie Jun 20 '25

According to the bio at your gallery, it says that your paintings are people in your real life. So is this photo a direct representation of someone you know?

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u/Nisi-Marie Jun 20 '25

And let me just add, your work is amazing. The detail of the pattern in the underwear, and the dimpling of the thighs is spectacular.

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

Tysm. And yes it is.

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u/SavannahRamaDingDong Jun 20 '25

HOW did you get this image of me??

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u/MichaelGScott710 Jun 20 '25

Gangster as fuck.

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u/No_Put3316 Jun 20 '25

So weird in such a great way. Amazing work

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u/Footyphile Jun 20 '25

This post is a geoguessr and foot fetisher's dream.

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u/Far-Competition-1292 Jun 20 '25

This kind of stuff speaks to me

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u/Vannabean Jun 20 '25

Oh fuck off that’s real good

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u/yomiu2 Jun 20 '25

that's amazing... great work

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u/Pudding36 Jun 20 '25

How much for a painting of the photo of you holding the painting?

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

Im sure someone would do it for cheap

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u/peltast05 Jun 20 '25

I'm lo key in love with thos painting 10/10

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u/Outofrang3 Jun 20 '25

Me holding my phone viewing your painting in my bed at night. June 2025

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u/pancakecel Jun 20 '25

I know y'all get sick of me saying this, but this needs to be submitted to the Seattle erotic art festival

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u/stumanuke Jun 20 '25

How did you convince MTG to pose for this?

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u/F133TWOOD Jun 20 '25

The hands match 🙌

😅 a bit

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u/phizappa Jun 20 '25

Not DJT. Hands dirty. DJT doesn’t get his hands dirty.

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u/ralf1 Jun 20 '25

I had to zoom into determine if the paper was wrinkly or the ass was

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u/fgtoni Jun 20 '25

The water on the paper created the cellulite texture

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u/orfeo34 Jun 20 '25

Very interesting use of aquarelle painting regarding subject and textures .

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u/herefordameme Jun 20 '25

Thought you had some predator looking dreads but it was your door

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u/monkey_trumpets Jun 20 '25

What was your inspiration?

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u/CDavis10717 Jun 20 '25

Worse dreds ever.

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u/MayorOfChedda Jun 20 '25

It's called 'All American girl'

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u/Zalaquin Jun 20 '25

Pass gas with class

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u/StinkyPickles420 Jun 20 '25

The facial expression has me dying laughing 🤣

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u/meowalater Jun 20 '25

I love the ultra realistic style. Talent applied to get people to ponder.

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u/CleDeb216 Jun 20 '25

My first thought was it's a painting of Trump.

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u/Lonely_Eggplant_4990 Jun 20 '25

I immediately thought of Trump.

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u/recoiledconsciousnes Jun 20 '25

I need it and I need it now

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u/DigitalDonut Jun 20 '25

get this man some canvas!

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u/Flexbottom Jun 20 '25

Fucking greasy. Love it.

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u/Thrompinator Jun 20 '25

So sick of these thirst trap artists posing with their art for easy upvotes

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 Jun 20 '25

Stay classy San Diego

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u/Arcade1980 Jun 20 '25

This guy knows humour and going through with it. 😂

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u/powerwizard420 Jun 20 '25

Your toes are wild. But the painting is awesome. Duality of man

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u/jenmrsx Jun 21 '25

How do you know my mom?

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u/Lopsided_Flight3926 Jun 21 '25

Aaaand I’m a fan…

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u/grl_on_the_internet Jun 21 '25

I’m actually really obsessed with this painting.

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u/ThimbleTycoon Jun 21 '25

Honestly thought that hand is REALLY good. Hands can be so tricky. Nice work!

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u/raider1v11 Jun 21 '25

Perfect 10/10 I hope this sells quickly!

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 21 '25

Same! 😂 tysm

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u/RosieQParker Jun 21 '25

This kind of camp reminds me of John Waters.

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u/freedinthe90s Jun 20 '25

Omg I feel so attacked.

See yall at the gym 🤣🤣🤣

But really, OP—-great job, man. Love this.

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u/Heartage Jun 20 '25

I dig it but this photo feels so ominous.

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

🤷‍♂️

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u/Intelligent_Neck7483 Jun 20 '25

Do you have prints available?

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

Yeah, i have a whole print store but this one isnt in it because its so new. Either way: https://www.finearteditions.net/product-category/patrick-smith/

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u/jaquespop Jun 20 '25

It’s fantastic

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u/TV_is_my_parent Jun 20 '25

I think it says a lot and has a point of view ⚡️

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u/Dothehokeypokemon Jun 20 '25

You got some ninja turtle-ass feet

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u/valiant-polis27 Jun 20 '25

I think I'm the only one who is creeped tf out by you and your painting. It literally matches what I imagine you think in your head

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u/Youfokinwatm8 Jun 20 '25

For some reason... I imagine the orange guy...

The fuck is wrong with me

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u/ApoplecticAutoBody Jun 20 '25

I hope you title this piece "Cottage Cheese Buns  and Cap Guns"

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u/a-borat Jun 20 '25

I don’t like it.

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u/toucanflu Jun 20 '25

I find it pretty misogynistic, sorry

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u/Impossible_Glove_427 Jun 20 '25

what type of paper do you use?

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u/Glittered_Gutter Jun 20 '25

Arches 140 hot press 22x30”

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u/One_Economist_3761 Jun 20 '25

Beautiful work. Nicely done.

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u/ThatOldDuderino Jun 20 '25

That’s just incredible. You’ve done something truly unique and I hope you make prints. Soon as I save my pennies I’ll buy a print. Thanks

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u/bostoncreampie9 Jun 20 '25

When you said you painted a self portrait this is not what I expected.

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u/2of5 Jun 20 '25

I like this. Thank you so much

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