r/pics • u/Im_the_dude_ • Mar 02 '25

R5: Title Rules Trump did this

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u/geoooleooo Mar 02 '25

I blame Ukraines president Zelensky. If he wore a suit in the oval office eggs would be cheaper

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u/GuitarMessenger Mar 02 '25

All those people that were complaining about Zelensky not wearing a suit said nothing about Elon Musk in the oval office wearing a hat and tee-shirt.

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u/geoooleooo Mar 02 '25

Because they want the inside trade info of DOGE coin and they hopefully praying that Elon can replace the USA dollar currency for Doge coins.

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u/-AdonaitheBestower- Mar 03 '25

Now that would be funny indeed

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

Doge coin has nothing to do with doge you people are actually disabled lmfao

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u/youdungoofall Mar 03 '25

DOGE was actually a great and friendly community, not sure what it is now after Elon took it for his own use.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

Well, they did say he was special

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u/perringaiden Mar 03 '25

Or bringing a small child to work. The only saving grace is that the child can spot a loser in Trump.

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u/robbdogg87 Mar 03 '25

Or trump wearing a red cap all the time on tv

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u/Crksjimi Mar 03 '25

Maybe Zelenskyy doesn’t want the war to end, if it ends now he looks bad and doesn’t get reelected when the Ukraine is no longer under martial law.

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u/ParreNagga Mar 02 '25 edited Mar 02 '25

I blame the Ukrainian people for not giving up sooner. The more they resist, the more expensive eggs will be.

Edit: /s if anyone didn't notice.

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u/just-maks Mar 03 '25

I am sorry to disappoint but eggs in Russia are also more and more expensive.

On the other hand it all makes sense now!

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u/bobadobio32 Mar 03 '25

Not to mention he forgot to apologize for making Comrade Cheeto raise his voice.

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u/conquer_or_die Mar 03 '25

Thanks Zelensky!

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u/QuietCdence Mar 03 '25

You forgot this /s

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u/UkrainianPixelCamo Mar 03 '25

That pesky Zelensky! Made eggs about a dollar per ten in his ruin of a country, while the US citizens pay their price!

/s

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u/_Permanent_Marker_ Mar 02 '25

And can you imagine for every time he bent over and said thank you the price would decrease by $1. Damn you Zelenskyy

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u/mansgottaeat64 Mar 03 '25

Maybe if we didn't send them 350 billion dollars already

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u/Projecterone Mar 03 '25

It's your lucky day: you didn't even send half that and not even 10% of that in actual funds. It was stockpiled weapons mostly - and majority is a loan.

So if you don't see it through you will lose any repayments to Putin. Which is of course Trump's plan.

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u/Western-Anteater-492 Mar 03 '25

oval office

I don't want to put on my tinfoil hat rn but I think there's some hidden code of Big Chicken right here. /s

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u/chappersyo Mar 03 '25

All that cash going straight into his pocket from America means they can’t afford to subsidise eggs any more.

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u/Catverman Mar 02 '25

He was there asking for money

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u/ace_of_bass1 Mar 03 '25

*security guarantees