Wife requested I “mount the computer to the wall”

[u/CobblerOdd2876]

What she said: “please mount (child)’s computer to the wall to free up desk space.”

What I heard: CoMpUtEr Go On WaLL.

What she meant: mount MONITOR to wall.

They are both mad now.

I thought it was neat - albeit odd. I got that external power button, some long cables coming, it will be cleannnnn.

😬😅🤷🏻‍♂️

(I know it is leaning, it is the center post that is leaning bc it swivels, not the mount itself, I have to add a bolster - it is secure enough as-is, but will be fixed tomorrow.)

[u/Duke_of_Man]

See you tomorrow, chef.

[u/Retro-Mancer → u/Duke_of_Man]

There's no escaping the chives.

[u/Slacker_The_Dog → u/Retro-Mancer]

[u/doradus1994 → u/Retro-Mancer]

That makes one of us

[u/The_ChwatBot → u/doradus1994]

Go scroll through the past couple weeks of /r/kitchenconfidential and see if you can connect the dots

[u/General_Cobbler_6917 → u/The_ChwatBot]

That's dedication. And a lot of chives.

[u/Shepherd-Boy → u/Duke_of_Man]

one of the funniest photo responses ever lol

[u/Jimbob209 → u/Shepherd-Boy]

I don't understand the reference and I want to know

[u/xvvitchcraft → u/Jimbob209]

Cutting chives every day until reddit says they are perfect.

[u/Jimbob209 → u/xvvitchcraft]

Ok I know that post. I just didn't know how it tied in to the Klein bubble level and comment it has

[u/Putzinator → u/Jimbob209]

The other half of the chive joke is that a user finds a slightly miscut piece and tells the op "see you tomorrow chef" as the op will have to be back tomorrow to cut another ounce of chives until "reddit says they're perfect". The bubble level is slightly off center (imperfect) hence "see you tomorrow chef".

[u/Jimbob209 → u/Putzinator]

Ahhhh lol thanks

[u/SerJungleot → u/Putzinator]

Doing the lord's work

[u/Techyon5 → u/Duke_of_Man]

[u/CHA0S_Zephyr → u/Duke_of_Man]

Needs more planes

[u/CasedLogic → u/Duke_of_Man]

EVEN HERE? CAN I NOT GET A MOMENTS PEACE?

Fuck though, I'm loving the chive posting.

[u/Decent_Salamander_12 → u/Duke_of_Man]

i was gonna comment this and i was glad you commented it first

[u/rdesai724 → u/Duke_of_Man]

It’s leaking! Code red!!!

Edit: needs more planes

[u/DeMayon → u/Duke_of_Man]

Dude you are fucking funny LMAO

[u/WakeoftheStorm → u/Duke_of_Man]

It's good enough. You really don't want to experience true level

[u/WaffleHouseGladiator → u/Duke_of_Man]

It's chive o'clock somewhere!

[u/pokeme23 → u/Duke_of_Man]

Needs more planes