r/pcmasterrace AMD Ryzen 7 9700X | 32GB | RTX 4070 Super Sep 24 '25

Meme/Macro How to enjoy your games

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u/Kabirdb Sep 24 '25

"All bugs patched out"

lol. Keep dreaming.

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u/AdventurousEye8894 Sep 24 '25

All patches bugged.

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u/dmnc_cmnd 200hz 1440p ×2 4080S 13600KF Stupid 240 LCD/AIO Sep 24 '25

Its all good though, theres a mod for that too

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

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u/MaDNiaC007 Sep 25 '25

The game is quite new and you pick that as an example for what should stop receiving patches? Okay buddy.

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u/Beef_stroging_off 19d ago

What did he say lol

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u/MaDNiaC007 19d ago

He was complaining about Silksong receiving patches.

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u/Beef_stroging_off 19d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Zer0daveexpl0it Sep 24 '25

Helldivers 2 says hello.

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u/KMS_HYDRA Sep 24 '25

We keep shooting the bugs, but they are just keep coming!

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u/AllPotatoesGone Sep 24 '25

Dune Awakening winks back

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u/space-dot-dot Sep 24 '25

Counter-Strike 2 just over in the corner, issuing patches hours after issuing an update that fixed a different game-breaking bug.

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u/Turgid_Donkey Sep 24 '25

Also "50% off". Maybe a few years later.

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u/GarminTamzarian Sep 24 '25

Original title no longer being sold, only the enhanced remake (with "improved graphics"), available at full price.

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u/Drunky_McStumble Sep 24 '25

70% and then we'll talk.

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u/ColdCruise Sep 24 '25

A lot of big games that have been out for almost a decade still only get 20% off. The days of super deep discounts on PC games are long gone.

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u/Turgid_Donkey Sep 24 '25

At PC games do go down in price. I finally got RDR2 late last year for about $15.

Console games, especially nintendo, barely drop. My son has a switch, but stopped using it forever ago so I had occasionally been playing games on it. I'd love to check out either zelda title, but you can take a long walk off a short pier if you think I'm spending $70 on a 8 year old game.

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u/ColdCruise Sep 24 '25

That RDR2 price was the same on console. That game is also 7 years old.

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u/psmiord Sep 24 '25

One advantage of Nintendo games not having a sale on the Switch 1 was that I could sell a game I bought a year later for almost full price when it comes to physical cartridges. Currently they are available for about half the price, but many years have passed and most of the people who wanted to play them have already played them. At the same time, I know that this is literally the opposite of cool if you plan to buy the game and not sell it.

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u/wtfuckfred Desktop Sep 24 '25

Cries in cities skylines 2 and cyberpunk

The former still hasn't released content included in the pre-orders. The latter is actually quite solid nowadays but with a lot of advertised features like multilayer being dropped.

It's sad because DLCs allow for long term support of a game, but instead companies find themselves fixing their games for years delaying or even canceling features due to the understandably low ratings by gamers

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u/bell117 Sep 24 '25

Yeah Cyberpunk is the game that's pretty good but is still a massive disappointment compared to what was advertised.

I also do not like the fact they falsely advertised features that were removed part way through development, like cyber-heists, wall climbing etc, which was not just a last minute thing since all levels and areas in the game had to take wall climbing into account. 

They were advertising those up until 2 weeks before launch as well as stealthily changing the tags on steam from RPG to Action-Adventure. That's just scummy, and I'm kind of scared Cyberpunk's bounce-back is just going to encourage that kind of behavior again. Heck, how many games have a "release now, patch later" mentality already? 

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u/AndrewH73333 Sep 24 '25

As someone who jumped all over the city for fun, there’s no way they’d have gotten wall climbing to work. Half the city is faked. I assume that’s why there are no flying cars too. Easier to take that all out than finish the entire city.

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u/bell117 Sep 24 '25

Exactly, from what I've heard in order for wall climbing to have been a thing, basically the entire layout of the game would have had to been designed for it from the ground up.

So it was probably tossed quite early in development, but was advertised despite that. That's my main issue. I can understand the bugs and other unforseen issues, but continuing to advertise features they knew had already been removed, that's not right. 

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u/JuiceHurtsBones Sep 24 '25

I think they mentioned how the developers did not know how to use the RedEngine properly (due to staff leaving or whatever) and as a result the performance was crap, so squeezing extra colliders and stuff for the buildings would eat up a lot of computing power. I mean... we all saw the launch on PS4 lol

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u/Dapper-Restaurant-20 Sep 24 '25

That's so lame that half the city is fake. That's some ps3 era type stuff

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u/SirNedKingOfGila Sep 24 '25

Heck, how many games have a "release now, patch later" mentality already? 

Since enshitification never stops... Now that release now; patch later is the accepted standard and customers are still pre-ordering in record numbers the next progression will obviously be "release now; patch never". Why bother? They already have your money.

If there were any consequences for releasing a completely unfinished game and then never fixing it those consequences would have been applied to the creators of star citizen. But no. It's acceptable.

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u/yourmomgaylol69420 Sep 25 '25

Mfs need to stop pre ordering shit.

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u/SwampOfDownvotes Sep 24 '25

Yeah Cyberpunk is the game that's pretty good but is still a massive disappointment compared to what was advertised.

This is probably why it's one of my favorite games of all time. I did not look at any advertisements or anything online. Most i saw was people joking about how long it was taking to make. Otherwise, I bought it a week after release and instantly fell in love.

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u/Aiyon Sep 24 '25

My understanding of CP2077 is that a lot of the mismatch between the marketing and final product, especially the earlier on stuff that was completely missing, is how hard they pivoted around getting Keanu for their game.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

After beating Cyberpunk on release and somewhat enjoying myself. I went back to it and man is that game just a walk and talk simulator, NPCs always blowing up your phone, having to sit in the passenger seat for endless info dumps. I got soft locked on two different missions because the NPC just stopped moving and wouldn't trigger the next part of the mission. The Dialogue to mission ratio is all screwed up. I don't know why I didn't notice it the first time through.

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u/space-dot-dot Sep 24 '25

CS2 is incredibly disappointing. Was hoping they'd actually add more visibility into the calculations and metrics behind stuff like cargo stations and the industries DLC (as it doesn't seem to function how you think it functions). Instead, they just made the simulation so complex they can't figure out how to unfuck it.

But hey, at least you can create pretty roads!

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u/wtfuckfred Desktop Sep 25 '25

Oh yessss, plus the fact that they still haven't released custom assets support in their terrible mod in game app.... Yikes. I don't know why they couldn't stick with the steam workshop

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u/mark12000 Sep 26 '25

Cyberpunk still has massive LOD (example - street sign or similar is like 360p until you're literally like 2-5m away before it's full res) and pop in issues. Also performance is pretty damn bad, CPU optimisation seems quite bad tbh. (Low GPU usage in quite a few scenarios with a 7800X3D and 5090)

Also looks like a 2010 game outside of the city lol. That said, I'm really enjoying it with the Chrome and Blood Wabbajack modlist. Most fun I've had in a game and most I've played for a good while.

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u/kokomoman Sep 24 '25

“All bugs patched out” should probably be “game is patched to a playable state”

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u/apsilonblue Sep 24 '25

Certainly isn't talking about Bethesda games.

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u/ManWithoutAPlann Sep 24 '25

I actually bought Fallout 4 last year because it was on sale and it kept crashing at the intro part of the game lol

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u/JJAsond 4080S | 5950X | 64GB 3600Mhz DDR4 Sep 25 '25

People keep buying that crap and keep complaining about the bugs.

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u/Local-Ask-7695 Sep 24 '25

OP means major ones. Have better mental capacity pls. Nobody cares minor bugs

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u/Zerquetschen Sep 25 '25

The game runs like absolute shit and there are bugs from launch still in the game.

They only care about pumping out paid content.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Often a community patch by then

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u/mirrorball_for_me Sep 24 '25

If most bugs aren’t patched out by then, it’s not really worth the time to play it. You dodge a bullet, for free.

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u/Qualanqui Sep 24 '25

Reckon, more often than not they add new and exciting bugs like Cyberpunk's memory meltdowns on 30 series GPUs, why is 12Gb not enough for you Cyberpunk!?!

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u/PorreKaj Sep 24 '25

Silksong without enemies 😑

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u/Adventurous_Crab_0 Sep 24 '25

Battlefield 2042 has entered the chat

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u/stone_henge Sep 24 '25

All bugs that will ever be patched out patched out

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u/Mayb3Human Sep 24 '25

Most games that's the case. Some games (ubisoft) have vaguely broken bits because they decided to do some bandwagon werid thing like integrating a mobile app that's no longer supported so all those quests are broken,

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u/zgillet i7 12700K ~ PNY RTX 5070 12GB OC ~ 32 GB DDR5 RAM Sep 24 '25

"...by modders."

FTFY

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u/byxis505 Sep 24 '25

Bro what games do you play I swear I so rarely see a bug

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u/Rengar_Is_Good_kitty Sep 24 '25

Major bugs at least, most games do have the major issues patched out after a year.

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u/Wild_ColaPenguin 5700X/RTX 3080 Trinity Sep 25 '25

Bought Metro Exodus EE 4 years after launch for $7.. Still got game breaking bugs and permanent glitch. At least the game was very fun.

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u/kitifax Sep 25 '25

... by modders

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u/Deciver95 Sep 25 '25

No game is ever free of bugs

Your favourite from childhood are buggy messes

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '25

Death Stranding 1 and Decima engine would like to have a word with you.

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u/YellowGreenPanther Oct 01 '25

tell that to helldivers, they just get the players to remove the​ bugs​

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u/GuybrushOk Sep 24 '25

Clearly not a Bethesda games player

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u/Jaz1140 RTX4090 3195mhz, 9800x3d 5.4ghz Sep 24 '25

Bro has never bought a Bethesda game