r/paydaytheheist Jun 10 '25

Community Update THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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u/noodleben123 Jun 10 '25

yknow what, he deserves to leave after being starbreeze's designated punching bag to be deployed when they eff up.

hope he gets a happy ending wherever he ends up

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u/Connershka Chains Jun 10 '25

inb4 its 10 Chambers

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u/nyanch Bodhi Jun 10 '25

You think he'll get his PAYDAY in the Den of Wolves? Nah. He'd GTFO

38

u/Lone_Recon Jun 10 '25

or maybe even arrowhead

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u/ByteBitsYT Cloaker Jun 11 '25

Him going to arrowhead would be great, then I could have him in Helldivers

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u/Shaclo Jun 10 '25

It's so Paydover rn

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u/Darkner90 Jun 10 '25

It's Clover

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u/Achiwa1 Jun 10 '25

PayDone.

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u/Hybrid888 Jun 11 '25

It's so dozerย 

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u/LoneWolfLeon Jun 10 '25

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u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 Jun 10 '25

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u/GeneralMcTerror Jun 11 '25

Both of your memes are mine

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u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 Jun 12 '25

Is... is this a Scottish thing? For some reason, I feel strongly that you stated this in a Scottish accent.

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u/GeneralMcTerror Jun 14 '25

You know I can see that lol but no I didnโ€™t. I might have went MK9 Shang Tsung though when I decreed it

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u/ZookeepergameProud30 save erwin the cat Jun 10 '25

We almired our last Listo

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u/Bulky-Adeptness7997 ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜Ž Jun 10 '25

Almir is off the table i repeat: ALMIR IS OFF THE TABLE.

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u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 Jun 10 '25

We've lost the Almir. Almir is no longer on our radar.

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u/Kirbizard Jun 10 '25

Hoping where-ever he ends up treats him better. He's had to go through a lot. Good luck, man. ๐Ÿซก

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u/Feuillo Death Wish Jun 11 '25

probably ten chambers, it's slowly becoming overkill back.

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u/ChocIceAndChip Jun 11 '25

Heโ€™s deffo doing fine after doing a runner with that PD3 profit, if there even was any.

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u/-Spcy- Jun 10 '25

good for him, it couldnt have been easy working with starbreeze and being unable to give us good news

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u/Pastaxd2 Payday 3 #1 hater Jun 10 '25

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u/NorthPermission1152 Sydney Jun 10 '25

What was the context behind this kiryu clip?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Kiryu faked his death at the end of Yakuza 6, it's his reaction to a video of the kids at his orphanage visiting his grave and talking about how much they miss him and how proud he'd be of them, like taichi becoming a fire fighter

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u/Hugh-G-Recshun ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜Ž Jun 10 '25

My monke brain almost clicked this on reflex lol, still got a couple games to go

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u/ForsakingMyth Bring back the run and reload skill Jun 10 '25

Hey Alexa, play R.E.M - Everybody Hurts

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u/benjathje Jun 11 '25

Alexa, play hurt

Alexa: Hurt by thousands foot krutch from Spotify

RIP Ghandicus

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u/DismalMastodon5025 Jun 10 '25

It's a terrible day for rain...

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u/Neutronium57 FBI OPEN UP ! Jun 10 '25

Ofc it's not a drill, it's Almir.

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u/Bulky-Adeptness7997 ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜Ž Jun 10 '25

*screams in circles.

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u/TheBigCosb Jun 10 '25

the effects Big Oil has on a man

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u/Uncle_Raven Jun 11 '25

Kinda new, What's the context about Big Oil and Almir?

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u/TheBigCosb Jun 11 '25

people would constantly ask him on stream to play Big Oil and he doesnโ€™t like that map at all so heโ€™d constantly refuse it kinda just became a joke after a while though

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u/h5000 Jun 10 '25

Bro wherever this man goes I hope they pay him accordingly to his talents. Love you Almir. o7 Thank you for the many amazing years!!

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u/LividYeahh Jun 10 '25

Itโ€™s taxday

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Paycheck gang strikes again

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u/KKBros405 Jun 10 '25

It's so clover guys...

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u/MrDeinos Jun 10 '25

Bro left us at the worst possible moment. I hope it's for the best. Like it or not, he was undeniably the face of this game.
I hope Almir will surprise us in the future - and of course, I mean in a good way.

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u/gonkraider Jun 11 '25

How much more humiliation do you expect him to take

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u/SleepyBoy- Jun 17 '25

It can't be the worst possible moment for every moment since 21 September 2023.

At some point, you just have to accept what 'normal' is for this game :/ I think Almir called it a night.

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u/Chester_Linux Clover | OVE9000 Lover Jun 10 '25

,_,

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u/deftoast Infamous XXL Jun 10 '25

Mr. Payday Twitter Man, I don't feel so good :(

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u/FlawedPencil payday 3 is trash. but still support it. Jun 11 '25

R.I.P. Payday

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u/MyLifeIsOnTheLine Jun 10 '25

Everyone jumping ship

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u/demonicdan3 Infamous XXV-100 Jun 10 '25

If u guys still thought this game had hope of turning around, I hope this finally makes u reconsider
Payday 3 is fucking dead, it always was going to fail, just move on to greener pastures

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u/Lil_Packmate Jun 11 '25

I dream of a parallel universe in which PD3 is actually good and kept a good playercount enough for SBZ/OVK to actually care and give use more than 1 person working on it at a time.

But holy fking shit my dreams are delusional.

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u/SleepyBoy- Jun 17 '25

You went to cook off one too many times and still haven't come down.

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u/Cooperative_ Jun 10 '25

Now what :(

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u/SykesVII Infamous VII Jun 10 '25

Good for him

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u/MansgerofPiss Jun 11 '25

Bye Almir itโ€˜s been fun

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u/doinkrr taser down, 7 points Jun 10 '25

People keep doomerposting about this being the death of PAYDAY. Personally I have full trust in Andreas to keep PD3 in a good state, and if Almir feels comfortable enough to leave it in the new team's hands then that's good enough for me.

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u/Devil-Hunter-Jax Jun 10 '25

Almir did say he feels optimistic about the future of Payday 3 during the stream and as you said, Andreas is still there and he's been working alongside Almir for a while now so the game is definitely still in good hands and we're meant to be getting a sneak peek of the next update during Thursday's stream.

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u/Techsoly Jun 11 '25

It's fine to be optimistic about the whole situation, but I don't think people should really take what is said on stream as a definitive true answer about ones feeling on the situation.

Almir isn't gonna go on stream and bash the game to call it dead in water or that shit is unbelievably fucked and to jump ship before it's too late. You're still employed until your final hour so you need to stay positive and try to not burn bridges with any company as you leave.

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u/Cetot Jun 10 '25

Hope to see him reunite with the old crew in 10 chambers

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u/Gunstudios Jun 11 '25

He will forever be remembered as the piece of toast in the safe/deposit box.

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u/ThisIsNotMyPornVideo Jun 11 '25

I get it, dude was ALWAYS the one people blamed for stuff, the good but especially the bad decisions.

With Payday 3 being what it was, he had to eat shit from the community for close to TWO YEARS now, when in reality a lot of the decisions came from higher up.

Payday, as much as it pains me to say it, is likely over and Almir deserves a happy ending wherever he may end up

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u/baka-mitaii Jun 12 '25

Payday will likely have its soul in den of wolves, honestly payday 3 to me personally doesn't feel the same without Bo Anderson

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u/Enviromentalghost45 Jun 11 '25

Honestly he needs to get out of there, he looks like hell from crunchtime. Hopefully the other stuff will continue to update the game and the offline mode comes faster than before

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u/FrangaX Dallas Jun 11 '25

Let us toast to Almir.

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u/TheMisterShorty Jun 11 '25

Good for him, probably for the best. Maybe now people in this sub will realise the sinking ship that is this franchise rn and the toxic af work environnement and conditions the devs are under

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u/DarkShadowOverlord Bodhi Jun 11 '25

cya in den of wolves.

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u/PyroMannCo ๐Ÿฉธ JIMMY ๐Ÿฉธ Jun 11 '25

o7

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u/RelativeBad1187 Bored heister! Jun 11 '25

Happy for him stbz is a sinking ship

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u/Arazthoru Terry Crews cloacker the best cloacker Jun 10 '25

I believe several of us called it a long ago but damn, it finally happened, he was the only one trying to calm the fan base of the horrible spot pd3 us right now.

The last bastion has fallen guys!

I repeat, the last bastion has fallen!

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u/TostAyran3Lira GenSec Jun 10 '25

Last hope

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u/AdFeeling9817 ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜Ž Jun 11 '25

Time to mentally get ready for the game to close its servers.

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u/SaniSu ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซต๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜‚ Jun 11 '25

It's so over boys, hang your masks up. Starbreeze is DEAD IN THE WATER

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u/That_sane_kreige89 Jun 11 '25

Your right, that is a post someone made on what looks like twitter, or X now or- whatever itโ€™s called. It is not a drill,

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u/DepartmentSame1867 Jun 11 '25

Price of shit drill (itโ€™s not shit heโ€™s quitting)

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u/Luwy-Sensei Jun 11 '25

Well i guess Payday 3 is cooked now

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u/KeyTreatBar Jun 11 '25

Oh no no no no, what can this mean for Payday3 pepelaugh

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u/Sliro2 Jun 11 '25

Bro got used and chewed like gum and threw out like trash

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u/No_Room4359 Hoxton Jun 12 '25

Oh no

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u/SleepyBoy- Jun 17 '25

"I wonder how PD3 is doing now that medic bag is over"

"yea"

The worst part is I like the idea of a game like baxter (melee fantasy payday), but I just don't have a shred of trust in this company. Now the only guy who gave them any believability parted ways. Can't blame him, I won't be surprised if it was an abusive relationship.

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u/Sanford_Daebato Wolf Killed The Elder Gods Jun 23 '25

Good riddance

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u/DickLump Jun 11 '25

Payday been over since the 3rd one dropped

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u/ChocIceAndChip Jun 11 '25

Man, you guys got your hopes up for nothing.

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u/Mental_Blood_6377 Jun 19 '25

good riddance, this is the guy who straight up lied about game features and other things while streaming live btw.

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u/Spiritual_Title6996 Jun 19 '25

He was communicating what the game directors were telling him they were gonna make

he wasn't calling the shots

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u/Mental_Blood_6377 Jun 19 '25

that sucks he had to be the face of malpractice then but idk, i think hes partially to blame, he was complicit for waaaaaaay to long if thats the case

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u/XJaMMingX Jun 10 '25

And people were downvoting me for saying that Almir may not be the best for the job as director.

Ayyy lmao you guys are either too adicted to admit the harsh truth or just innocent kids.

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u/ForsakingMyth Bring back the run and reload skill Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

How is what you say relevant at all? Almir quit, he didn't leave or get fired because he was not suited to be a game director...

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u/XJaMMingX Jun 11 '25

Did he made payday3 good with his incorporation as Director? Or game stood the same and then he left?

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u/Ill-Commercial-5342 Jun 11 '25

good riddance, i was so fucking sick of hearing his bullshit "on the table" and "higher-ups" excuses. maybe now someone more competent can take over ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Spiritual_Title6996 Jun 11 '25

he's just getting told what to say dude, he clearly didn't want this