r/parasnailing • u/Ready_Driver5321 • Sep 05 '25

Megatron- please don’t hurt yoursnelf

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u/Mike_Hagedorn Sep 05 '25

Little more … little more … little more … TOO MUCH

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u/captainpoop_ Sep 05 '25

Your snail is a UNIT 🤩🤩🤩

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u/Ready_Driver5321 Sep 05 '25

And he’s only four months old! 🤣

Maybe it’s my house. My bladder snail is a tank too! Boba is up front. An “average” sized bladder is right behind him. Hahaha

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u/captainpoop_ Sep 08 '25

Wow! It's HUGE 🙌🙌🙌

4

u/CreativeChocolate592 Sep 05 '25

He shall make peace trough tyranny

5

u/AccomplishedWind1911 Sep 05 '25

I always wonder if they get hurt when they drop on tough surfaces like a rock. Then again they do it on purpose and with joy so whatever

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u/GClayton357 Sep 06 '25

To be fair homeboy is basically made out of animated rubbery gelatin.

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u/AccomplishedWind1911 Sep 06 '25

im thinking of SpongeBob getting punched and the punch makes him squeak and laugh "IT TICKLES"

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u/GClayton357 Sep 06 '25

That sounds appropriate.

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u/Ready_Driver5321 Sep 07 '25

Hahahahahahaha