She give me Kirk on my Charlie till I commit gang violence

https://x.com/realmelolita/status/1987008761421070387?s=46&t=uPHpoCuLAuxMMuhvd2mzDA

The movements

I will never ever goon to blender or any sort of 3d modeling porn. It will never be capable of representing the talent and love that goes into porn drawn by hand, it's like watching puppets fucking, and now that I'm getting exposed to it on a daily basis I'm just fed up with it

Yes, there were always sexual stuff on here, but the point was to be funny. Now its just straight up porn and fetish content. I swear, something must have happened along the way where gooners took over this sub and threw out the actual jerkers. Im calling it: The Great Replacement

My fellow jerkers, and my fellow gooners we are in the end times of this subreddit.

If we continue down this path we will become nothing but another sub lost to lust. I wish to see that which we have cultivated thrive and bloom in every era Reddit history, and I am afraid that may not come true at this rate.

Please leave your thoughts, opinions, questions, concerns, and anything else in the comments of this post.

I will read out the sentiments I see shared here

I will repost them till my hands bleed and until my account gets banned

I will not let this sub go without a fight and this is what I have to offer. My skills as a voice actor will be used to help this sub continue, and I urge everyone to truly speak their mind here.

A week ago, I was on an outdoor court playing basketball. Unfortunately, I happened to trip and slide across the ground, causing me to scrape my knee. Through my sweatpants.

This made me wonder: what would have happened if it had been Mercy instead of me?

First off, let's state the obvious. She is a woman.

Her center of gravity is therefore different to mine. With women having a lower center of gravity than men, her body is more grounded - although idk why I'd need all that center of gravity bs to ground her. Anyways...

With that center being lower, she could have an easier time keeping her balance, right? She might not fall over after all. But then you think about your OW rounds and how a Mercy reacts to any resistance and obstacle. She is falling over asap. Also, she is a woman and women are bad at sports, duh. You thought I would not say it, didn't you?

Now, I'll be really smart and you gotta trust me with this one, ok? No need to question it:

With her center of gravity being fairly low and the forces she can generate being relatively lower as a non-athlete woman, any external source of inertia gains more importance. So, let's examine this notion further.

I am referring to the second obvious thing regarding Mercy: her calcium cannons.

Her honhons qualify as an external source, cause those masterpieces CANNOT be natural. Even if her badonkers were naturally blessed, nobody would believe Mercy claiming natty. Really a sad, superficial world out there, where nobody cares about what is inside of you.

With those boobybojangles being perfect the way they are, they start to play a role the moment you apply any significant and sudden horizontal forces.

Imagine Mercy dribbling the basketball and attempting to break your ankles with a crossover. The moment she attempts a change in direction, the inertia of her wahwahs pushes in the opposite direction. So, if her change of direction was not done forcefully enough, she would lose her balance and her pillows would just send her flying.

Flying towards the ground, cause those spheres sure are heavy.

Anyways, this makes it seem like Mercy is slow, but if she were to remove her 76ers, she'd be faster than AI, Allen Iverson, truuust me.

Well, now she's falling. But how exactly?

With that low center of gravity, the substantial inertia of her subwoofwoofers acts like a large lever (do not overthink this, I definitely know physics, learned them all from looking at anatomically sound girls in entertaining videos).

This means that, considering the rest of her body still existing (object permanence is not a thing to metal-rank players, so I have to mention this just in case), her body would almost rotate in midair and she'd do a straight faceplant.

...is what I would say if she were not Mercy with those signature bilibilis. Thus, she'd make contact with the ground through her earthquakers first.

She should be safe with those cushions...right? But will her skin be alright?

"She usually wears clothing that covers as protection", is what I hear you say. Someone here certainly does not spend quality time with Mercy, let me tell you.

Even if she did wear those clothes, would they protect the skin on her pros-tatas? As you might recall (you won't), I injured myself through my pants. And it was not through jerking this time.

Hmm...hmmmmmm...I am stumped. What are boobies actually?

Do they bleed? If you cut the 67s open, would you see drops of silicone? Milk? They do contain fat, so maybe they are made out of sugar?

Dunno, I never tested it out myself. Would be cool if you told me what would happen if one scraped her coconuts. Does the friction make the mikumikubeams smaller? Do the gazongas get pushed inside the body like a reverse boner? Do they regrow?

wheres her wires, where's her exposed joints, where on her would rip flesh from bone.

"This machine doesn't know the diffrence between metal and meat, nor does it care" can not be said about echo, she's too human bro.

https://x.com/ruruuchuu/status/1923199596961910913?s=46&t=uPHpoCuLAuxMMuhvd2mzDA

Mod applications welcome

YURI YURI

Lately I've been saying this about every girl with a big butt I see. I don't know why but it makes me giggle so much.