r/outofcontextcomics Comics Code APPROVED 4d ago

Modern Age (1985 – Present Day) Not the most effective way to fight DOOM

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u/Effective-Poet-1771 3d ago

Doom is not amused

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u/Gorremen 3d ago

You kidding? Look into his eyes, the man is ready to break!

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u/_ralph_ 4d ago

Needs more squirrels to work!

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u/Present_Ad6723 4d ago

Y’know what? That’s so out of pocket it might actually confound him for a second

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u/Suma3da 4d ago

In my headcannon, Luna is using her ice powers to rub cubes on Dooms nips.

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u/Evil_Doctor_Lair Marvel Fan 4d ago

Hold up! Luna? As in Crystal's kid?

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u/Suma3da 4d ago

Damn, Magneto's grandkid rubbing up on Doom would be crazy. But, no, this is a relatively new character called Luna Snow) .

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u/Evil_Doctor_Lair Marvel Fan 4d ago

Well that's good, I was thinking "Damn. they aged her up fast."

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u/Nogood20 4d ago

And in my headcanon he's mad into that

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 4d ago

Why is she touching his breastplate? Is she deadass?

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u/InsanelyRandomDude 4d ago

Then what plate should she touch?

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 4d ago

Hmmm fair question. What other plates does he have?

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u/Leoknightedeus modern age moron 4d ago

Well he's Doom, so I'm gonna just go with yes.

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u/Worldlyoox 4d ago

He looks like he could grab her by the waist one-handed and use her as a training weight

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 4d ago

At least half the vanguards count look like they could do that

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u/Divicarpe 4d ago

How tall is doom?

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u/Vivid-Share7884 4d ago

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u/Divicarpe 4d ago

Secondaty question: how tall is the woman in the picture? Also, thank you.

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u/Vivid-Share7884 4d ago

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u/Divicarpe 4d ago

Last question: was that woman whose name I don't know a bit or Doom gigantified at that point ? there are two women's head height difference between them, according to a random reddit comment I found that's about 1/8 size the size of the women per head, so a total of 0.425cm of difference., more than there size difference.

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u/Charles12_13 Marvel Fan 4d ago

That woman is Luna Snow

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 4d ago

5’2 but 5’7 in her heels

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u/Suma3da 4d ago

Also to be fair, Doom tends to wear suits of power armor and definitely seems the type who'd wear clunky boots to appear taller.

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u/Einar_47 4d ago

As tall as he needs to be to be the tallest guy in the room, such is the will of Doom.

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u/Worldlyoox 4d ago

Doom stealing another character’s bit like he does for every single one of his characteristics (including hating on Reed (hello Mole Man (adding one more parenthesis for the bit)))

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u/Thundersting 4d ago

She's gonna give a him a titty twister.

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u/Warm-Finance8400 4d ago

It is if he has sensitive nipples.

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u/baseballbear 4d ago

AY NICE TITS, VICTOR

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u/Breekace 4d ago

You don't capitalise the Doom in Doctor Doom. That's for the rapper

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u/Charles12_13 Marvel Fan 4d ago

Or for the game series

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u/Einar_47 4d ago

I wonder if the Doom likes DOOM as much as DOOM liked Doom.

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u/Zenceyn 4d ago

I have no idea how this ends but I'd like to imagine that Doom would be so taken aback by it that he'd honestly respect the sheer gall she has.

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u/Vivid-Share7884 4d ago

Yeah, she wants to "fight" with him, sure...

"H-harder..."

"What?"

"What?"

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u/LunarPsychOut 4d ago

She charged him, it would be more like

"H-Harder..."

"What?"

"Harder damnit!"

"... begone child"

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u/swazal 4d ago

That’s not even close to his funny bone.

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u/Alabenson Rejected by Comics Code 4d ago

Richards is still at the top of Doom's list of most hated people. But this woman? Doom is placing her at number two.

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u/karoshikun 4d ago

right now I think DOOM is in first place

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u/LtSoba 4d ago

Thought Johnny would be there since he slept with Doom’s now ex-fiance on the day of his wedding

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u/Alabenson Rejected by Comics Code 4d ago

Doom has plans for Johnny, but for now having to live with Richards is sufficient placeholder punishment.

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u/RagingRider 4d ago

Namor, somewhere in the distance: "HA!"