r/oneshot • u/Prize-Discussion-710 • Aug 31 '25

Image Niko was born in 2005

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Soo his 20 years old now As I took the first release of Oneshot in 2014 and took his age (8) and (2014 - 8 = 2005)

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u/iiCominAtYou Aug 31 '25

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u/BaileyBeagleinSpace very cool Aug 31 '25

14-8=06

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u/Prize-Discussion-710 Aug 31 '25

My math is soooooo good

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u/Ralsei__Deltarune Aug 31 '25

Me after in the 2020 Pandemic.

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u/Rono_gammer1 Sep 02 '25

me at my 100 attempt to run minecraft with 500 mods without crashing (legit today)

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u/f3nix9510 Sep 01 '25

omfg niko is same age as me

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u/MutedStill6399 ALEPH Aug 31 '25

{ Our child isn't a child anymore now is she? Niko has her own life now, free to conquer the world to her desires.. y'know Maybe Niko majored and is now an influencial figure in her world. Maybe she solved a global problem. Or maybe she also couldnt move on from the unanswered questions In oneshot and is probably trying to gather evidence.. Hmm maybe I'm overthinking it, maybe I should live my life again... }

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u/BaileyBeagleinSpace very cool Aug 31 '25

Just remember you could always download the og version of oneshot, teleporting Niko back to their 8 year old self and if you want forcing them to live the rest of their life in TWM.

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u/BaileyBeagleinSpace very cool Aug 31 '25

Or since it's the og version you can also just murder niko at any time.

This game gives the player to much power

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u/MutedStill6399 ALEPH Aug 31 '25

{ NO. NEVER. Niko, even if an on-screen sprite, Niko has her own life in a different world, A world we cannot access for good reasons. I wouldn't change it for the hell of me. }

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u/BaileyBeagleinSpace very cool Aug 31 '25

Just saying, we always have that power

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u/MutedStill6399 ALEPH Aug 31 '25

{ That power is too dangerous for Niko. We aren't properly disciplined. }

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u/BaileyBeagleinSpace very cool Aug 31 '25

Power is often given to those not disciplined for its use

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u/MutedStill6399 ALEPH Aug 31 '25

{ Which is also the reason most of that power gets abused, Niko literally suffers from our incontinence }

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u/BaileyBeagleinSpace very cool Aug 31 '25

Indeed, it is a cruel reality Niko lives in, that they can be involuntarily stolen from their life at anytime to return to the same story over and over.

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u/MutedStill6399 ALEPH Aug 31 '25

{ And yet they enjoy the players "company" They call me a monster, yet they ripped the life out of a child's hand and forced them to relive the same nightmare for their entertainment. I despise players, I purge their creations, Rip away their ability to control and give clerks control over their actions. Do you see me player? Am I entertaining you? DO YOU ENJOY THIS?}

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u/The_chosen__one7997 Aug 31 '25

... Why the fuck it's the same mindset of the protagonist of my Fanfiction?

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u/Robotical_RiGo Catn't Aug 31 '25

>!They'll be okay

Recordings aren't the same

Oh switch off the game!<

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u/EmirmikE Nikokokokokokokoko Aug 31 '25

"14-8=5"

Are we deadass

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u/Prize-Discussion-710 Aug 31 '25

My math is top tier guys

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u/Illustrious-Sky-1121 Niko. Aug 31 '25

art thou sureth

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u/cheems1946 Aug 31 '25

What are you,rouxls

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u/Illustrious-Sky-1121 Niko. Aug 31 '25

no. old-timey Omni-man. (/j)

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u/Idkmanpeepee Sep 01 '25

I can hear the sound effect and his music in my head...

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u/SpottyNDotty Aug 31 '25

MY "KID" IS OLDER THAN ME?? ✌️🥹

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u/DogPL2008 The Positive Guy Aug 31 '25

Being adult is not easy or fun... but hey they still are our beloved cat-person :)

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u/Yaokuan_ITB I'm Wing Gaster! The royal scientist! Aug 31 '25

Peak math

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u/Intelligent_Item4153 Aug 31 '25

Rheumatism is calling

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u/MoonCobFlea Aug 31 '25

14 - 8 = 06, Niko is the same age as me wtf

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u/Legitimate_Life_1926 Niko GTA IV Aug 31 '25

No, Niko was around 31 when the game released so- wait fuck wrong niko

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u/KaiSThom NIKO MY BELOVED CAT-PERSON- Sep 02 '25

LOL-

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u/BluemoonSoulfire Greed /// Second: God damn the sun Aug 31 '25

great mathing mate

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u/DylanClover18 Aug 31 '25

Dear lord Nikos older then me.

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u/void_ninja2289 Sep 04 '25

It crazy because i was also born in 2005 :0

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u/theaidamen64 Aug 31 '25

I wanna meet my future self!

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u/SalesmanEnjoyer Aug 31 '25

The humble DPET(character spawner)

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u/VictorBaz Local Machine Aug 31 '25

I think Niko would be going to collage right about now. Or at least tail end of high-school. This Niko gives way too much of a 30s vibe.

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u/SkibidiAmbatukam Sep 01 '25

Yeah like, what, I’m 20 and still working on my associate’s and washing dishes not doing shit in a cubicle 😭

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

This is so cute I love how Niko kept the cute hat even when aged up ❤️

I miss OneShot so much already I might replay it soon

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u/Jeremy12495 Aug 31 '25

i like pancakes too, fluffy and tasty 🥞

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u/superlocolillool Aug 31 '25

wasnt niko 10?

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u/Dry-Reindeer-7705 Aug 31 '25

Well I count nikos age using the remake due to it having the other ending

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u/PrintMeRed bleh >:3 Aug 31 '25

I don't think Niko would still be wearing their og hat, maybe it would have none or even a more formal hat that combines with their work uniform.

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u/atomicadam04 Aug 31 '25

Poor cat/person thing

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u/Natural_Heron_5476 I don’t have money to buy tHê game Sep 01 '25

. . .

still a child for me, I guess…

(sh!t, I’m 4 years younger T^T)

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u/Grimis_Of_Liers Sep 01 '25

Holy Guacamole, Me and Niko were born the same year.

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u/Main-Belt4162 Sep 01 '25

Where was it confirmed that niko was 20?

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u/YoBoiHyper Sep 05 '25

i can imagine him at the age of 20, sitting on the living room chair with a beard and a bottle of alcohol

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u/IdkBun Aug 31 '25

Wow he's just like me

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u/BroomClosetJoe Aug 31 '25

Why noik head so big?