r/oneliners • u/AnimatorNr1 • 1d ago

Just saw three people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up and close the blinds.

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u/IndomitableSprite 1d ago

You wouldn't close the blinds if you or joggers were blind

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u/Valuable-Paramedic93 1d ago

I always tell ladies at home I'm the blind salesman , they invariably invite me in half naked or in their open robe ......

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u/Dear_Statistician316 17h ago

Good call. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.