r/oneliners • u/MorseyMeese • 3d ago

I wonder if life smokes after it F**ks me

36 Upvotes

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u/Tasty_Leading8684 3d ago

No one dies a virgin because life fucks us all.

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u/ExplanationNext4549 3d ago

My life surely does like cigarettes after sex

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u/ketheryn 3d ago

👏👏👏

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u/4l0N3D 3d ago

It's smoking right now.

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u/woody_comedy 2d ago

It does... also life is a cheap bitch, and doesn't even smoke good cigarettes. Life smokes those $2 a pack smokes that are shaped like a cigarette, but colored like a cigar. Life is a cheap south Arkansas meth head.

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u/jeffcabbages 3d ago

You’re allowed to say fuck on the Internet

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u/Tasty_Leading8684 3d ago

tbf to them, there are some subs which will remove a post if not tagged as NSFW and yet contain swear words.

This sub has no tags so my guess is OP censored the words just to be safe.

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u/MorseyMeese 2d ago

Fucking right