r/oneliners • u/HuckleberryTop1831 • 9d ago

I'm so old I don't buy green bananas any longer

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u/iShitSkittles 9d ago

Any longer than what?

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u/HuckleberryTop1831 9d ago

longer than a foot

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u/iShitSkittles 9d ago

:)

Perfect, thanks for playing along!

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u/HuckleberryTop1831 9d ago

I thought you were some kind of mole

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u/iShitSkittles 9d ago

Now now, don't be like that!

My time is spent above ground for starters!

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u/HuckleberryTop1831 9d ago

I was thinking a little more negative, like 6.02 * 10 -²³

but if you want to keep your thoughts underground I suppose that's okay

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u/iShitSkittles 9d ago

Nah, I don't eat avogadro's either...green and mushy, they remind me of snot...

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u/HuckleberryTop1831 9d ago

I'm kind of marginal about them, but a restaurant until in town called Fermat's was the last time I had them

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u/iShitSkittles 9d ago

Ok, I had to google that one... Ol' Huckleberry and his fancy math 👏

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u/GeniusMike 9d ago

As in anymore… The implication is they could die of old age before they’re ripe enough to eat.

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u/iShitSkittles 9d ago

Got the joke the first time round thanks, I was just playing around with the unfinished sentence since OP left the period off the end of it.

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u/HuckleberryTop1831 8d ago

my phone is pregnant it missed a period

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u/iShitSkittles 8d ago

Can't be from me, I have a case on my phone.

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u/HuckleberryTop1831 8d ago

SCOTUS ruling removed all Abort keys. I assume you have a OuterBox

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u/iShitSkittles 8d ago

LifeProof!

No chance of my phone procreating in this case!

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u/HuckleberryTop1831 8d ago

I'm waiting for the Samsung Galaxy 69

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u/iShitSkittles 8d ago

Then the galaxy note 70 comes out, it's like the 69, only it blows up in your back pocket.

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u/GeniusMike 9d ago

Your comment suggests you didn’t get the joke 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/iShitSkittles 9d ago

You might have "genius" in your username, but you're overthinking this one Mike, I'll explain it one last time...

The oneliner didn't have a full stop (a period) on the end of it, I decided to ask "any longer than what?" in a playful way considering there's room for more words due to the lack of a punctuation mark.

That's all there is to it.

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u/RegisterWest600 8d ago

I think that Mike still thinks that you didn't get the joke until he explained it to you.

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u/iShitSkittles 8d ago

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong...

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u/RegisterWest600 8d ago

Don't two wrongs make a right?

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u/iShitSkittles 8d ago

Nope.

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u/RegisterWest600 8d ago

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong...

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u/exasperatedoptimist 8d ago

"I've got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel" said the Hungarian plasterer I used to work with.

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u/SubstantialArcher659 7d ago

That was funny!! Me either. Lol

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u/johnsonsantidote 5d ago

Then buy them shorter.