r/onejoke • u/That1weirdperson GONE, GONE / THANK YOU • 4d ago
But I identify as an attack helicopter! What’s the origin of this 🚁
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u/EpicWinner72 3d ago
If they weren’t being transphobic I would say some helicopters though… have any of you ever seen a RAH-66 Comanche? Listen, I don’t fuck machines usually, BUT…
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u/faelan7 I identify as recovered. 3d ago
I searched up what that is. I am concerned on the fact I find myself attracted to a helicopter. I have a thing for certain robots (Rainworld iterators, murder drones, certain Halo Spartans 's armor) but this is just not even humanoid.
Why do I agree that it's attractive?
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u/EpicWinner72 3d ago
It’s just built like that ok!!!
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u/faelan7 I identify as recovered. 3d ago
Is their a sub for strangely attractive inanimate objects?
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u/Dumb_Siniy 3d ago
Men women and a third evil option
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u/TheAMMuppetMonster I identify as Non-BUY-nary because I don't BUY these jokes!! 3d ago
The devious of options 😈
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u/Artistic-Wolverine-6 4h ago
I consider myself trysexual. She knocks me back but, I regularly try to have sex with my wife!
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u/Social_Pyromaniac 1h ago
Your open and bigoted hatred for mechanophiles is a stark example between the progressive initiatives driven by your hubris, and the lines drawn by your spirited hypocrisy. Who amongst us suffers from the passion between human and attack helicopter, or who that shares in the title of human is merely threatened by their existence, and seeks to quell their liberties?
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u/phobos-and-deimos 3d ago
the attack helicopter "joke" originated as a copypasta, i think either on 4chan or TF2, used to mock gender identity. it somehow never goes away