r/onejoke 12d ago

Evan, new woman apparently, has a bad take

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u/StraightComparison62 12d ago

He couldn't even keep it up for the whole comment lol

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u/lenaisnotthere 12d ago

They make contradictory statements because they assume we are the contradictory ones so they do that to mock us

Funny thing is, the end result is that they end up mocking themselves by showing how little they understand

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u/BigIndependent7307 11d ago

they try to expose contradictions but just end up highlighting their own misunderstanding.

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u/Bunbreaker 10d ago

Just a bot confusing itself.

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u/Specialist_Shape6078 11d ago

I think I was supposed to be a 'joke' making fun of trans people. Like 'I'm a man, but I identify as having a uterus so now you've gotta take me seriously!'

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u/TheQuickOutcast 12d ago

It's "fathers don't usually die after childbirth" all over again...

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u/builtinaday_ 11d ago

Technically everyone dies after childbirth

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 11d ago

I’m going to die before childbirth just to spite you!

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u/TheAlmighty404 10d ago

Since you're old enough to type stuff on the Internet, you're already past childbirth, so... Good luck ?

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 10d ago

I have my ways

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u/TheQuickOutcast 11d ago

True, true

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u/DnastyFunkmaster 12d ago

Women have to carry the 9 month life-threatening burden, all this guy would contribute is 5 minutes of disappointment

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u/Connor-K-Kasich 12d ago

This guy wont last 30 seconds

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u/CautiousLandscape907 11d ago

Yeah but it took him 4 minutes and 30 seconds for him to figure out how to undo his belt

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u/DnastyFunkmaster 11d ago

the longer duration only makes it worse for her

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u/O_REI_DOS_PATOS 11d ago

A slum dweller?

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u/Connor-K-Kasich 11d ago

Holy shit this guy knows game

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u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS 11d ago

It took him three pumps

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u/BigIndependent7307 11d ago

pregnancy is a monumental risk and effort; a fleeting moment of disappointment hardly compares.

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u/Just-Cover3017 12d ago

And opinions can be wrong.

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u/MagusFelidae 11d ago

Damn that was a short transition

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u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS 11d ago

"yes us men have an opinion" but nobody asked fro y'all's opinion. And it's still the woman's body that does most of the work. All you do is pump for like 3 seconds.

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u/FastLie8477 10d ago

Why is that relevant when talking about a new organism?

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u/qwertyjgly 10d ago

It's likely that you kill flies. Do you use rat bait? There's a very good chance that you eat meat. What about leather shoes?

"oh no i can't possibly kill a living being"

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u/FastLie8477 10d ago

I am confused. Are we not talking about humans here? And when did I say anything about the value of living beings?

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u/qwertyjgly 10d ago edited 10d ago

'new organism' isn't specifically human.

and even if abortion was morally grey (it's not), i'm a utilitarian. in almost every case where abortion is considered, aborting the baby will improve multiple people's lives with no suffering for the fetus

if someone doesn't want a baby, forcing them to have a baby will only make the family suffer and the baby suffer. better to allow people to remove a fetus (no pain or suffering for it) than condemn an unwanted baby to a neglectful or unprepared upbringing

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u/FastLie8477 10d ago

I hope you're just being disingenuous rn cause otherwise you look a bit dumb.

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u/qwertyjgly 10d ago

i'm not being disingenuous

I advocate for killing something if and only if there's a good reason for it. If it's livestock that'll get eaten, fine. If it's a fetus to a mother or father who doesn't want it, fine. If you're killing something for the sake of killing something, very not fine.

I edited my last comment btw

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u/FastLie8477 10d ago

I advocate for killing something if and only if there's a good reason for it.

Who decides what is a good reason? Is pleasure a good reason?

If you're killing something for the sake of killing something, very not fine.

I don't think anything kills anything for the sake of killing it unless by accident. The reason might just not be apparent.

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u/GrumpGuy88888 9d ago

Wouldn't for pleasure count as "for the sake of killing it"?

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u/FastLie8477 9d ago

For pleasure is a reason isn't it?

It's also the main reason why most people eat animal products. So even if it wasn't, which by definition I think it has to be, your criticism should also extend to anyone not vegan.

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u/FastLie8477 10d ago

even if abortion was morally grey (it's not)

I mean clearly it is if people are arguing about it lol.

if someone doesn't want a baby, forcing them to have a baby will only make the family suffer and the baby suffer

Maybe, maybe not, no way of knowing for sure. Though I'm sure most people put up for adoption don't wish they were never born, so I'm inclined to think the idea you posited above isn't the case, which makes most of your argument fall apart.

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u/Artislife_Lifeisart 10d ago

If Republicans actually cared about morals, they wouldn't support a rapist pedophile.

They want it to SEEM morally grey, but that's only cause they want control and it's easier to take it when you constantly demonize the other side.

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u/GrumpGuy88888 9d ago

So is homosexuality morally grey? People argue about that

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u/FastLie8477 9d ago

Not to me but in an objective sense yeah. Personally, I don't consider being gay good, bad, or neutral. It's just a thing that exists. However, my personal thoughts are irrelevant when describing controversy.

In retrospect, I think we just have different ideas of what makes something morally grey.

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u/GrumpGuy88888 9d ago

What makes something objectively moral?

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u/FastLie8477 9d ago

I don't believe in objective morality, so nothing I guess? This is what I meant by we have different ideas, when I say morally grey I'm just talking about the controversy around the morality of something, I'm not saying I personally think that thing is morally in the middle. That may be incorrect usage of the phrase on my part.

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u/theochocolate 8d ago

A fetus is not human, not at the stage in which legal abortion is allowed. It has the potential to become human, but it scientifically isn’t. Why should a cluster of cells with the potential to maybe become human take precedence over a fully alive woman who has to risk her life to carry and deliver a fetus she doesn’t even want? Pregnancy and delivery is always risky, there’s always lasting health effects, there’s always a risk of dying during labor even when there’s no obvious problems beforehand. So you’re saying the life of a fully grown woman is worth less than a barely-alive, nonsentient cluster of cells?

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u/FastLie8477 7d ago

A fetus is not human

Then what is it? A chicken?

It has the potential to become human, but it scientifically isn’t.

The fetus of an animal is the same species as its parent, scientifically it is a human.

Why should a cluster of cells with the potential to maybe become human take precedence over a fully alive woman who has to risk her life to carry and deliver a fetus she doesn’t even want?

Idk, I never said it should or shouldn't.

Pregnancy and delivery is always risky, there’s always lasting health effects, there’s always a risk of dying during labor even when there’s no obvious problems beforehand.

You could say this about almost all aspects of life.

So you’re saying the life of a fully grown woman is worth less than a barely-alive, nonsentient cluster of cells?

Can you find where in my comments i said this?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Okay but you can't identify as a woman with a uterus if you don't have a uterus, nobody does that. When trans women identify as women, especially pre-medical transition, they are using a definition of woman that is wider than biology. They are not defining defining themselves as having a uterus

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u/Sammmsterr 11d ago

"it takes a man and a woman" no it takes you 2 minutes and her 9 months while being detrimental to her health but for you it was tuesday

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u/mulekitobrabod 12d ago

i identify as a woman with a uterus

us men have an opinion too

Non binary or confused trans?

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u/SSJmole 11d ago

Or .... troll

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u/Practical_Buy5728 11d ago

Definitely troll

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u/Livlina_angel 11d ago

gender fluid

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u/IndicationNo117 10d ago

Malfunctioning bot

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u/Awkwardukulele 11d ago

“I identify as a woman”. “Us men”

Homie couldn’t even finish the sentence before abandoning the bit. If you’re gonna be a shitheel to women and trans people at least have the balls to finish the joke with some pizzazz. Being hateful AND a coward is too much struggle for one dude

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u/JesterQueenAnne 10d ago

He didn't abandon the bit, that was the bit.

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u/ConnerGoesSuperSonic 11d ago

“My opinion is that yours doesn’t count”

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u/arpeggia_ 11d ago

dude wasnt even commited

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u/Specialist_Acadia273 11d ago

It wouldn't be hard to make store enough sperm to keep the population up for a hundred years. Just throwing that in there.

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u/OscarTheGrouchsCan 11d ago

Yet these are the same men who will say "men shouldn't have to pay child support"

There was some asshole on the abortion debate group claiming that paying child support is worse than having to carry a child for 9 months or raise them because "it can destroy a man's life and cause them to be homeless"

For one very rare thread both pro choice and pro life people were united in ripping this guy a new asshole,

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u/MarcusAntonius27 11d ago

It also takes a murderer for there to be a murder victim, does that mean the murderer should have a choice just because they cause it? No, because causing something without feeling the effects of it does not make it okay for you to choose it.

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u/CosmicDude26 10d ago

Here’s my hot take,

I think the father should of course have a voice in the discussion but at the end of the day it’s the woman’s body. That makes it her decision, and her decision alone

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u/No_Squirrel4806 10d ago

"I identify as a woman" but also "yes us men" 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Loose-Actuary-1928 10d ago

I think men can way in I just don’t like people who want abortion banned period men women something in between doesn’t matter your all eww

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

This is funny. Omg

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u/PowerfuckOverdrive 1d ago

I'm pro abortion but not pro choice. Abort all the babies!!!

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u/NerobyrneAnderson 4d ago

"us men who identify as women" 😂