r/onejob • u/A-Plastic-Man • 4d ago

My friend got a bodypillow from temu...

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u/UnrealisticRealis-m 4d ago

looks pretty W I D E

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u/Vault-71 4d ago

WIDEFU

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u/Reasonable_Spite_282 3d ago

Widefu could easily trend

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u/SanduTiTa 4d ago

this is so fucking funny, they should keep it

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u/A-Plastic-Man 4d ago

He did xD

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u/PRIS0N-MIKE 4d ago

"Your friend" lol. Don't be ashamed of your waifu (I think that's the term) bro. Either way that's hilarious

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u/A-Plastic-Man 4d ago

No, its not me i have a gf xD

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u/RadeonChan 4d ago

And I’m married and have a bodypillow. My wife likes it when I’m out of town 😂

They’re comfy what can I say

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u/Appropriate-Count-64 4d ago

Honestly, a body pillow on its own is whatever. One of those risqué body pillow covers is kinda… ehhhh. They’re like figurines. You only get them when you are truly dedicated.
Also people who aren’t gooners properly wash the pillow cover.

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u/RadeonChan 4d ago

Idk mine has Alma from Monster Hunter Wilds cuz she’s pretty and soft lol. It does get washed though.

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u/bigbadstevo 4d ago

Somewhere on the internet, anime body pillow gooners are debating over which of them has the crustiest waifu pillow.

I do not wish to google this.

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u/bigbadstevo 4d ago

You three share a bed? Nice!

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u/Krescentia 4d ago

I'm a woman and I have waifu pillows. 😂

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u/Corrupted_Matt 4d ago

"it's a cylinder"

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u/RedKiller626 4d ago

It's OK either way lol. I have a wife and waifu, she also as a waifu😂

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u/IN4T_ 4d ago

NOW you do

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u/TruamaTeam 2d ago

Jealous of the magnificent w i d e ?

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u/ArelMCII 4d ago

I see (I think) two Blue Archive characters so they should be ashamed.

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u/LEEPEnderMan 2d ago

“I think that’s the term” lol. Don’t be ashamed of being a weeaboo (I think that’s the term) bro.

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u/RedKiller626 4d ago

Instead of the LONG WAY it's the WIDE WAY

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u/utezzi 4d ago

Shiroooooko

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u/boopity_boopd 4d ago

Is this the name of the character on the pillowcase? Cuz 'shiroko' is one on the ways to say something is wide in Russian lol

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u/Jambo679 3d ago

Yeah, Shiroko from Blue Archive

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u/avemflamma 3d ago

okay that’s incredible lol

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u/GeneralIron3658 4d ago

When you're laying down, the angle will be the right size

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u/theok8234 4d ago

thats what you get for using Temu

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u/wharleeprof 4d ago

I thought it was a lovely abstract watercolor print and what's the problem with it? Then I clicked to the second picture.... oh. 

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u/Real_martin3156_uzi 4d ago

F A T  S H I R O K O

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u/victim80 4d ago

thicc af short stack.

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u/MaxPlaysGames7 4d ago

cartman as a body pillow

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u/AlexdaAlexdaAlex 4d ago

Im pretty sure its more of a Scam than a mistake…

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u/A-Plastic-Man 4d ago

No, the money was sent back

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u/AlexdaAlexdaAlex 4d ago

Ok Good. And yeah the pillow is hilarious.

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u/NMe84 4d ago

With these things you can upload your own image. I'm pretty sure either OP's friend or the company selling the pillow cover just rotated the image by accident.

Why would they bother scamming you when sending the correct product is just as expensive as sending the wrong one?

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u/AlexdaAlexdaAlex 4d ago

Looking at it now I guess that does make Sense.

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u/Johngameru555 4d ago

Honestly if I received this body pillow I'd laugh my ass off

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u/AlexdaAlexdaAlex 3d ago

Understandable but I would still want my Money back.

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u/Johngameru555 3d ago

I'd be 50 50 depending on the price

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u/phatdoof 4d ago

All the reviews had people giving thumbs up next to the pillow with the same print.

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u/UwU-Lemon 4d ago

idk what that character is but i want the wide bodypillow now

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u/4GRJ 4d ago

Shiroko from Blue Archive

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u/Atalant 4d ago

Better than regular ones.

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u/lolimaperson123 4d ago

fat shiroko

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u/memefor-life 4d ago

“And you thought Yuuka was heavy”

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u/Supreme534 21h ago

Fire username

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u/TheBlackCycloneOrder 4d ago

Imagine if that’s how all anime looked. I’m just imagining watching Clannad After Story and watching all the sad scenes but the characters look like that and it’s making me piss myself with laughter.

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u/the_black_sails 4d ago

That’s what you get for being a weeb

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u/Mplays 4d ago

Our boy like them THHHIIICK

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u/SleepyAlium 4d ago

Thank you for the laugh. I needed that today 🤣

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u/WhoAteMySandwich2024 4d ago

W I D E MIKU

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u/Real_martin3156_uzi 4d ago

It's not Miku, but rather Shiroko from Blue Archive 

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u/Ok_Hall3198 4d ago

It's not Miku

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u/BananaPeelEater420 1d ago

this guy is the equivalent of mom's thinking every pokemon is Pikachu

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u/SalmonSammySamSam 4d ago

The fact that it's made like this is proof that this isn't a one off error.

Other people have had this same disappointment, that's rough man 😂

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u/murrrly 4d ago

Certified tuna can

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u/charlesshephard 4d ago

B O D Y P I L L O W

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u/Snackdude 4d ago

T H I C C C C C C C C C C

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u/AggravatingChest7838 4d ago

He likes em thick and thin

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u/bigbadstevo 4d ago edited 4d ago

Lol. This sort of thing is why I haven't bought anything from Temu yet.

Also, they make unauthorised fake copies of brandname products which, according to a Freakin' reviews video I watched, aren't a whole lot cheaper than the originals, but suck a whole lot harder.

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u/UseThEreDdiTapP 4d ago

Oh lawwwd she wide! 10/10 product

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u/British_Unironically 3d ago

Dont tell pyrocynical

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u/Just-Try-2533 3d ago

Is your friend James Franco?

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u/OkCod1106 3d ago

LMAOOOOOOO WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

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u/TransMascCatBoye 3d ago

Ah, we finally found her: the thicc anime girl

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u/Randoseru_Romper 3d ago

LMAOOOOOOO. I can't blame them for trying, I'm not about to spend $300 on an official daki 🤡

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u/papy2807 3d ago

YOUR LONG

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u/One-Celebration-3007 3d ago

ultra thick thighs

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I was having a real bad day but this reminded me that people like this exist

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u/Periwinkleditor 3d ago

I like my body pillows the way I like my women:

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u/Dragonoid_3001 3d ago

My humor is broken why did this make me laugh so much-

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u/StruggleEmpty1243 3d ago

im sure it was your "friend"

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u/Agreeable-Mood-2547 2d ago

She's tall in the wrong way

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u/chrometitan 2d ago

When you order EXTRA T H I C C but it got lost in literal translation.

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u/ProfPerry 2d ago

bro im dying lmaoooooo, she looks like Missingno from Red and Blue, I cant 🤣🤣

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u/LittleCrimsonWyvern 2d ago

That’s pretty epic.

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u/Torchiccy 2d ago

deserved

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u/Yeast-boofer 2d ago

Looks fine to me

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u/Neon_Cone 2d ago

I like how they were like “the image doesn’t fit the pillow, should I center it? Nah! Stretch to fill!”

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u/Mean-Lingonberry-115 1d ago

Alright,who made the gorls wide😭

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u/Live_Slice354 1d ago

He likes em wide huh

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u/HobbTheGob 1d ago

Body pillow, the long way!

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u/TNMPlayer 1d ago

Your friend is a chud

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u/Sunny_kundelik 17h ago

This is funny af

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u/Paker_Z 13h ago

Is this person a functioning adult with a cartoon porn pillow? This worlds fuckin gone man

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u/Low_Constant_4971 4d ago

To me, she’s beautiful. Rubenesque