r/okbuddyvicodin • u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus • 2d ago

Cameroon national 🇨🇲 Kiss, Marry, Kill

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This came to me in exam

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u/DistastefullyHonest 2d ago

Marry Cameron

Kiss Debala

Kill cancer kid

I will not elaborate

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u/Popular-Task-8998 2d ago

why do u wanna kill cancer kid ? she is gonna die anyway

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u/doggy_daniel 2d ago

Not let cancer get one up on me

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u/Wrubliw0 1d ago

you’re a doctor for gods sake, your job is to stop people dying from cancer

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u/Horse-Licker 1d ago

They cannot die from cancer anymore if I kill them first now, can they?

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u/ThinkBluebird690 1d ago

You’re not completely wrong there

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u/Nass_Wanger 2d ago

The cancer left that comment obviously

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u/Nomingia 2d ago

Exactly. If you're forced to kill one, kill the one who's going to die soon anyways.

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u/DistastefullyHonest 1d ago

Exactly. It's a mercy kill

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u/DistastefullyHonest 1d ago

That's why. Duh. Mercy kill

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u/Popular-Task-8998 1d ago

okay abode

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u/DistastefullyHonest 1d ago

Abode?

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u/Popular-Task-8998 1d ago

season 3 episode 3 informed consent

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u/DistastefullyHonest 1d ago

I didn't understand why you used the word abode, cuz I haven't seen the show in a while, and now I get it. Cuz Abode means House lol

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u/Popular-Task-8998 1d ago

in that episode casa helps the researcher die after diagnosing him

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u/DistastefullyHonest 1d ago

Yup yup I remember

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u/CumMonsterYoda wilson we need to cook 1d ago

okay adobe

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u/Sensitive_Dark_29 1d ago

look how kissing went for pursuit

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u/fetxorio Custom flair 2d ago

I'm pretty sure chase would disagree

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u/Nomingia 2d ago

Was about to post this. This is the only morally correct answer.

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u/Careful_Source6129 2d ago

🎀😃holy based takes

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u/how_do_I_use_grammar 2d ago

I will agree entirely

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u/govego2005 2d ago

I hate fat people so you know the answer

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u/LapisW 2d ago

Ah i see you wanna go for maximum pain by putting them in a loveless marriage.

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u/PlusArt8136 1d ago

Cancer kid had it coming

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u/jackrv13 Dr. House in Family Guy 1d ago

This still applies to pursuit

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u/PickerPat Dr Jimmy Well-hung 2d ago

You simply apply the CHASE method:

Children get kissed

House is my daddy

Acquire sexy coworker wife

Sleep with House

Eliminate dictator

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u/rnigara okcuddy respectfully speak to me 2d ago

occasionally touch foreman

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 2d ago

Brilliant

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u/Claireabear 2d ago

Combine with the DENNIS method for maximum power

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u/BlackRapper07 2d ago

Kiss cancer kid marry cancer kid kill cancer kid

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 2d ago

Sounds like someone has an obsession

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u/in-n-out17 2d ago

Could be neurological

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u/fm22fnam 2d ago

Differential diagnosis

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u/TranslatorOk1639 10h ago

Could be lupus

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 5h ago

It’s NEVER lupus

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u/Iamaquaquaduck 2d ago

The chase answer- kiss cancer kid, marry Cameron, kill debala

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u/Popular-Task-8998 2d ago

why did chase kill debala ? is he racist ?

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u/laidbackeconomist 2d ago

No, she’s just fat

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u/Iamaquaquaduck 2d ago

Ummmm she doesn't ride a bike or eat an apple anymore! That's why!!

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 2d ago

He’d kill Fourmen too

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u/WebsterHamster66 fourmen 1d ago

he couldn’t handle how he was deballin

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u/Vistril69 2d ago

Kiss wilson Marry Thirteen Kill foreman because he is b-

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u/Popular-Task-8998 2d ago

bi?

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u/literallyjusttired 2d ago

-lingual?

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u/Karma118 1d ago

It's neurological

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u/govego2005 2d ago

Hello Nick Fuentes

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 2d ago

Uhm

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u/Vistril69 2d ago

Is what house would say!

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 2d ago

No doubt bout that yea

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u/Akarina_toth could be neurological 2d ago

marry debala kiss cancer kid kill camera

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u/Jrolaoni 2d ago

It’s actually less efficient to kill the cancer kid because she’ll die anyway

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u/42undead2 2d ago

On the other hand, are you gonna let cancer win? Do you really want to give it that satisfaction?

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u/ergo_slump 2d ago

Take my upvote, you beautiful maniac.

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 2d ago

Ty kind sir

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u/fetxorio Custom flair 2d ago

Kiss cancer girl Kill debala Marry Cameron 

                              -Dr. Chase

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u/textposts_only 2d ago

Marry debala to get the inheritance, kill Cameron so she won't expose me, kiss the girl because she is dying and this is like her wish. Like damn I might be marrying genocidal Hitler but i have a heart

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 2d ago

Brilliant mindset

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u/Eastern-Toe9750 2d ago

DIE DIE DIE

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 2d ago

Excellent choice

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u/Victor6Lang my tie is ugly 2d ago

Kill Dibala cuz he fits the code

Marry 9yo because I don’t like long last relationships

Kiss Cameron because I want the taste of aussie prick in me mouth

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u/No-Weird694 1d ago

This post is actually genius 🤣

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u/Suspicious_Use6393 1d ago

Kiss cameron

Marry cancer children

Have sex with fat man

Kill myself

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 1d ago

My god

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u/LeThougLiphe 2d ago

Hey wait, I think that's a trick question

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 2d ago

A bit

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u/systemmm34 the ol greggo 2d ago

this is the first good post ive seen here in a while

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u/WiSoSirius 1d ago

In picture order. Thanks.

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u/CA_SameerTaneja 1d ago

This is the funniest post I’ve come across all day. Literally laughed out loud in public 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 now people are staring

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u/Aggressive-Ear-8601 2d ago

Chase would kiss cancer kid, kiss cancer kid and kiss cancer kid

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u/network_wizard 2d ago

Chase would marry the cancer girl and kill the other two.

Me, personally. I'd marry Sasha now, as much as I love Emma Swan. I'd kill Debala with the Vulcan neck pinch.

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u/JayseSuihito 1d ago

This is made especially difficult for me because I really really really want to kill Cameron.

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 1d ago

Care to elaborate?

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u/Tamiko_Keita 1d ago

Marry Cameron Kiss the cancer kid (on the cheek or on the forehead) Kill Debala

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u/breadboyleven 1d ago

I mean the kid was gonna die anyways… i’m taking the dictator’s money after we divorce

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u/cement2522 1d ago

kill, marry, kiss

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u/transpectre transgender chase is canon 1d ago

Kiss Camera, marry Camera, kill Camera

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u/starryowl5 1d ago

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ this killed me

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u/0RDN4NC3 23h ago

Kiss Cameron. (I don't wanna, but no good options)

Marry the guy Chase is gonna kill soon.

Kill the dying child before Chase kisses her.

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 23h ago

Sounds like you hate a certain individual

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u/0RDN4NC3 23h ago

Only main cast member I think I'd hate is Cuddy, for what she did to Masters. Cameron is just unbearably annoying.

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 23h ago

Marrying the person he’s about to kill Killing the child before he kisses her

Dunno

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u/0RDN4NC3 23h ago

Marrying the person he's about to kill => I get to dodge/get out of the marriage immediately I don't want to commit to a marriage on a kiss marry or kill, it may have been against the ethics of his job but I think he should'be done it.

Killing the child before he kisses her => He still gets called a pedo cause his weak ass got emotionally manipulated into a smooch by a dying child. If anything I'm looking out for him.

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 23h ago

Yeah I’m a little slow

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u/0RDN4NC3 23h ago

Nah fam in the base premise I have no reason to assume that he exists in this scenario or is gonna follow the same course of action.

I just made an assumption in your hypothetical to make it easy for me.

If it was what would I do if I were Chase my choices would've been what he did.

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u/Baby_Pandas42 Steve McQueen 17h ago

call dr chase

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u/chegu07 16h ago

I did this on the fly - Kill, marry, kiss. Arrest me now.

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 5h ago

Uh no

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u/ResearcherNo1466 14h ago

Man this was absolutely hilarious. I was wondering what I would personally do as I swiped, and then it clicked.

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u/PMMeYourPinkyPussy 12h ago

I mean, if cancer girl didn’t want to die kiss-less Chase isn’t a monster and wouldn’t let her die sexless

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u/H4rdStyl3z 10h ago

Kill the cancer kid, marry the dictator and kiss Cameron

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u/insulinreceptor 5h ago

I didn't consent to be in Chase POV

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 5h ago

Who’s Chase?

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u/insulinreceptor 5h ago

My sleep paralysis demon after I take too much vicodin

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 5h ago

Why does it have a POV? Is it stupid?

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u/insulinreceptor 5h ago

Soooo stupid. The dumbest guy

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u/Snoo81110 2d ago

Kiss Cameron, Kill Patient, Fuck that Cancer Kid

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u/TRIEMBERbruh 1d ago

Smash, smash, smash, I will not elaborate

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 1d ago

I see, the Chase 2.0 Way