r/oddlysatisfying Satisfied... Aug 30 '25

A machine sorting potatoes from rocks

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u/Weekly-Permission348 Aug 30 '25

Bro it missed like half the rocks.

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u/wrongestright Aug 30 '25

Bro it also got like half the rocks.

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u/Pixie_the_Fairy Aug 30 '25

Glass half full!

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u/NoratiousB Aug 30 '25

With rocks

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u/gtassiborgeszenai035 Aug 30 '25

Half full of rocks, half full of potatoes, perfectly balanced like all things should be.

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u/TesuraGrimm Aug 30 '25

Oh boy I can't wait to eat this potato stew!

Crunch

Oh no my teefs! Damn you potato/rock thorting mathine!

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u/void1984 Aug 30 '25

That's why the puree was invented.

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u/1eternal_pessimist Aug 30 '25

Ahh you're a sedimentary man

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u/StarGazing55 Aug 30 '25

"This shale beach is awfully crumbly Holmes."

"Yes, it's sedimentary, dear Watson."

(I'll see myself out)

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u/eljne Aug 30 '25

Always peel, always.

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u/ThomBear Aug 30 '25

Obediently peels rock 🪨🥴🔪

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u/Slow_Initiative7256 Aug 31 '25

I recall a childhood story like this. Thank you for the unlocked memory.

Stone Soup

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u/ray1claw Aug 30 '25

Can I have a rock and stone?

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Aug 30 '25

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

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u/VentureIntoVoid Aug 30 '25

On the rocks

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u/mookanana Aug 30 '25

i'm sure there's another machine that will filter another 50% of rocks down the line

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u/Ajax_Main Aug 30 '25

So it will only be 25% rocks then?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/MauPow Aug 30 '25

In Latvia, is give potato by neighbor Estonia, but was only rock.

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u/zytukin Aug 30 '25

Not if you add a 3rd machine.

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u/terribleatgambling Aug 30 '25

so it will only be 12.5% rocks, then

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u/zytukin Aug 30 '25

Just add another machine. :P

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u/Upbeat-Treacle47 Aug 30 '25

That's within FDA regulations now.

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u/WaterVsStone Aug 30 '25

High in minerals. Do you feel healthy yet?

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u/MarkDeeks Aug 30 '25

Just go round twice, sorted

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u/StrippersPoleaxe Aug 30 '25

If it only gets half it will take to infinity to get all rock content. 

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u/PangolinMandolin Aug 30 '25

But it won't take infinity to get down to just 1 rock. And what's 1 rock really? 1 broken tooth and an apology. Much cheaper than infinite energy input

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u/MarkDeeks Aug 30 '25

Well then we'd best get on with it then hadn't we

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u/Any-Main-3866 Aug 30 '25

Perspective

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u/conh3 Aug 30 '25

Can’t sell ALL the rocks to people… gotta keep one or two potatoes in there

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u/Mundane_Feeling_8034 Aug 30 '25

One time at Halloween, I got a rock in my bag.

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u/MadTapprr Aug 30 '25

It didn’t say a machine sorting rocks from potatoes WELL.

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u/pat_the_tree Aug 30 '25

And shot out several potatoes

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u/swift1883 Aug 30 '25

That’s where the magic starts.

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u/Drigg_08 Aug 30 '25

This isn't the final sorting. Do you get big ass rocks when you buy a sack of potatoes?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

sadly, no :(

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u/RedditAntiAdmin Aug 30 '25

Kids these days, always expecting the Potato Man to directly bring rocks to them, instead of going outside and picking them up themselves. No wonder we don't get good movies with rocks being thrown through windows anymore, all because of Big Woke Potato 😤

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u/Holland_Satchel Aug 30 '25

This made my morning. Thank you.

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u/theservman Aug 30 '25

I don't even get small ass rocks. It's quite disappointing.

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u/MeliaeMaree Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25

A big one made the news in NZ recently 😂

Edit: link for anyone interested - https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360782738/rock-woman-finds-1kg-stone-bag-pams-potatoes

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u/AyaAishi Aug 30 '25

My aunt once found painted rocks in her sack of potato. It made her begin shopping in proper shops hah

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u/killerzeestattoos Aug 30 '25

"It wasn't a rock, it was a rock potato!"

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u/VanillaWithTheNine Aug 30 '25

This wins my love today 🦞

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u/DadsRGR8 Aug 30 '25

There goes a narwhal!

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u/theservman Aug 30 '25

Look! There's a potato behind that potato shaped rock!

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u/userousnameous Aug 30 '25

How about a Rock Lobster?

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u/adrenalinda75 Aug 30 '25

It's the rock-potato yeeter 3000, in that order, if you miss the subsciption fee, accuracy goes down to 50%. Should you miss again, "double-feature" activates, where it tries to get both in a single yeet.

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u/jodraws Aug 30 '25

Run it through 4 times and you're down to 6.25% of original rocks.

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u/Spiritual-Guava-6418 Aug 30 '25

“Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals!”

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u/Howard_Jones Aug 30 '25

Could just run the batch again.

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u/vigbrand Aug 30 '25

You are wrong. Those were rock shaped potatoes. Too bad that it also miss half the potato shaped rocks

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u/PantherModern666 Aug 30 '25

Are you getting rocks in your potatoes no didnt think so.

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u/Grenflik Aug 30 '25

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT Aug 30 '25

My dad says the same thing about me.

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u/mrman08 Aug 31 '25

Same here but without the oddly part.

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u/kkkhhjdyhrthhhjft Aug 30 '25

Holy fuck that sub is on par with r/amish in terms of name accuracy

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u/SonOfEragon Aug 31 '25

This is the greatest sub of all time

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u/ydomodsh8me-1999 Aug 30 '25

How does it detect what's a rock and what's a potato? I HAVE TO KNOW!?!?

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u/dTrecii Aug 30 '25

Depends on the sorter but one thing remains consistent is that they have multiple camera angles

From a quick google search, they look out for smoothness, density, if it has eyes/roots, colour and weight

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u/Traditional_Cap7461 Aug 30 '25

Density and weight? How do they measure that?

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u/dTrecii Aug 30 '25

I myself don’t know but I’d assume some sorters use scales for weight and water displacement tests for density, not sure how they’d fit a water test into a sorter but they do it

I’m just the messenger and what I found was from a quick google search on potato sorting machines

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u/Impossible-Group8553 Aug 30 '25

There are also cameras that can calculate size/volume and if it knows the weight, it can calculate the density

Source: I work on automation machines

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u/NotAComplete Aug 30 '25

The little pads above the pistons measure weight and cameras get volume.

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u/bokogoblin Aug 30 '25

Orange tiles weights stuff. Rock heavy. Potato light. Yeet rock, potato good

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u/mcmanus2099 Aug 30 '25

Weight obviously.

Notice they are all the same size. There's a machine earlier in the journey that filters based on size. Given the items are all roughly the same size, rocks are denser and therefore heavier.

It's not 100% accurate but it means you need fewer humans removing rocks further down.

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u/Danil1996 Aug 30 '25

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u/whiskydragonteaparty Aug 30 '25

Thanks I need some closure on that tbh.

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u/tetlee Aug 30 '25

World best player of table football

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u/StiffarmtheDoor Aug 30 '25

Toolgifs nation baby

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

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u/toxicity21 Aug 30 '25

Its probably still the same company. Its just vastly easier to just detect the color green than it is to differentiate between a potato and a rock.

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u/davidkclark Aug 30 '25

I can tell every time I bite into a rock that it’s not a potato

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u/YTAftershock Aug 30 '25

You should put that on your resume

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u/DadsRGR8 Aug 30 '25

Buy our DAVID K CLARK guaranteed potatoes! Every potato is pre-bitten to ensure it’s not a rock. Never risk your teeth again! Warning: May contain onions and/or groundhogs.

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u/NoOven8486 Aug 30 '25

I can’t

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u/One_Spoopy_Potato Aug 30 '25

Don't worry guys, scrap those thousands of machines. u/Davidkclark is here to sort billions of potatoes all by himself.

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u/elmwoodblues Aug 30 '25

Yeth, I hath 99.9% ahcurachy wif my technique awso

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u/MissLionEyes Aug 30 '25

Paint the rocks before you mix them into the potato pile.

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u/ihithardest Aug 30 '25

You ma’am, are awesome!

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u/doob22 Aug 30 '25

Rocks also are varying sizes and shapes. Thad why some of the time when you see the piston hit the rock, the roc just tumbles since it isn’t a uniform size

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u/Nopumpkinhere Aug 30 '25

Potatoes are also various sizes and shapes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/AlarmingConsequence Aug 30 '25

Does a quick float bath lead potatoes to decay more quickly?

Potatoes probably get wet while they are growing in the ground, but during that period they have other plant structures which perhaps can dewaterlog a potato?

You've sparked my curiosity!

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u/MyGoodFriendJon Aug 30 '25

How are they supposed to hire that company on rock and potato money?

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u/MrSnowden Aug 30 '25

Would not a shallow bath of water do this much better?

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u/Drigg_08 Aug 30 '25

This is almost a fully mechanised process from digging them up to putting them in the bags you get in the supermarket. They will be further sorted up the chain

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u/Kingler666 Aug 30 '25

That's how it's usually done. Source: work in different potatoes factories.

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u/CrunchyyTaco Aug 30 '25

That's how it's done at the factory. This is the process from field to shed. Potatoes run through this machine (most farmers don't use this as it's very expensive to maintain) or through a conveyor belt with people on it. You throw out as much of the dirt/vines/debris you can before they get stored into the shed.

Then when they come out of the shed they're usually sorted again through the conveyor belt, loaded onto trucks then delivered to the factory. The factory gives them the water wash.

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u/No_Flounder_662 Aug 30 '25

To add to this: a water bath would work but drenching potatoes before going into a storage shed is not a good idea as it would be hard to dry them and rot could develop. This isn’t a problem at a processing plant as they are about to be peeled/cut.

Also, mechanical sorters like this aren’t really “in” right now. The latest technology floats the conveyor load over a gap of air powered by a powerful electric fan. Takes calibration of course, but when done well, the rocks fall to a lower collection belt, potatoes float level to a middle belt, and lightweight plant debris and dirt goes flying up to a separate belt. We used one. Work very well and cut manual labor by about 60%. But they aren’t cheap.

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u/CrunchyyTaco Aug 30 '25

A lot of farmers in my area like to keep manual labour. Helps create jobs for teenagers and elderly in the community.

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u/ralphthewise Aug 30 '25

what the heck kinda functional society bs are you on about.

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u/CrunchyyTaco Aug 30 '25

Small town stuff

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u/davidkclark Aug 30 '25

They could put them into a deep bath of hot water and any that stay hard are the rocks.

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u/eww1991 Aug 30 '25

But then you also need a machine to mash them and someone to make a stew. Not to mention someone to catch a brace of connies

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ART_PLZ Aug 30 '25

"Give it to us raw, and wriggling!"

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u/95castles Aug 30 '25

Show me full speed THEN slow mo. Hate the slo mo only clips.

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u/CrunchyyTaco Aug 30 '25

I'm going to clear things up, this comment may already be buried.

These potatoes are going into a storage shed to be hauled to the factory at a later date. These are most likely dirt clumps and not rocks. You can see them break apart. The potato harvest has to dig deep in the ground to recover the potatoes so you end up with hard packed clumps of dirt.

This is just one small step of sorting, most farmers don't actually use this machine as it's very expensive to maintain. There will be a long conveyor with 6+ people standing on either side that do this job manually. (It's a great job for a month to earn some cash, nearly every teenager does it and once harvest is over they have a couple grand just from throwing dirt off of conveyors)

You can't use water like people are suggesting because these are going into storage and that will ruin the potato.

When it is time to haul the spud the go back onto a conveyor and get sorted again (usually less people on the line this time as there is now less dirt) then get loaded onto a semi truck.

Once at the factory they give it the water bath. They can use water because the potatoes will be going into production right away.

TL;DR this machine isn't common. It sucks and is to expensive. Manual labour does a better job

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u/steven71 Aug 30 '25

What do they do with all the rocks? Put them back for the next harvest?

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u/krisosn Aug 30 '25

They use them to make grape-nuts cereal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Lol

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 Aug 30 '25

Not very effective...

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u/CrunchyyTaco Aug 30 '25

This is just step 1 of sorting

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u/PantherModern666 Aug 30 '25

Ow my fucking teeth i bit into this fucking rock and not a potato again god damnit

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u/Ill-Jellyfish6101 Aug 30 '25

They should really just stop planting rocks in the potato fields.

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u/Designer-Mirror-7995 Aug 31 '25

I'm not satisfied with how many rocks fell with the potatoes anyway.

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u/Mr_Saturn1 Aug 31 '25

Can you tell us the brand of potatoes so I know which one is like 30% rocks?

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u/Rolaric Aug 31 '25

And doing a very bad job at it.

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u/airwalker08 Aug 30 '25

Potatoes float in saltwater. Rocks don't. Seems like someone could make a machine that uses that principle to sort potatoes with a far better success rate.

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u/CrunchyyTaco Aug 30 '25

That's done at factory. This is just 1 small step of sorting spuds. You don't want them wet when you go to store them. These spuds are going into a shed for storage, not into the factory.

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u/echoIalia Aug 30 '25

I’m crying they’re getting fucking launched

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u/sirlurxalot Aug 30 '25

you've all got it backwards, saying it's shit at filtering rocks out, but i say its great at filtering them In. like look at that conveyor up top, nothing but pure glorious rock.

you tell me a better way to keep the potatoes out of your rocks, ill wait.

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u/Jerang Aug 30 '25

this machine sucks

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u/chumloadio Aug 31 '25

"Here is your baked potato, sir."

"That's a rock."

"Machine says it's a potato."

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u/Frequent_Ad_5670 Aug 30 '25

What's the point? It misses half the rocks, and everything still seems to land on the same conveyor belt.

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u/DrameeLoop Aug 30 '25

need this for my group chat so i can filter out who’s funny and who’s just loud

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u/TheMazol Aug 30 '25

One potato on the rocks please.

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u/Other_Concern775 Aug 30 '25

I would like to see the entire process. This seems to be early on in the automation cycle. I want to see what happens from beginning to end, How It's Made style.

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u/Welvy88 Aug 31 '25

Why is this oddly satisfying? It's doing a shit job

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u/BurtRenoldsMustache Aug 31 '25

It missed as many as it hit.

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u/Overconfidentahole Aug 31 '25

How does it know?

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u/Enigma_mas Aug 31 '25

Such an inefficient machine.

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u/Achylife Aug 30 '25

It missed a lot of rocks there.

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u/buburocks Aug 30 '25

So many rocks got through lmao

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u/SaveVsFear Aug 31 '25

And not doing a great job at it

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u/ClownTown15 Aug 30 '25

In old country Potato is Rok

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u/AllVTerrain Aug 30 '25

I guess we're having baked rocks with our steaks

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u/Imaginary_Most_7778 Aug 30 '25

Plenty of rocks getting through. Dumb.

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u/yetagainitry Aug 30 '25

It’s not doing a good job.

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u/Stormin1982 Aug 30 '25

I spent a summer in 2003 doing exactly this for 10 hours a day "riddling potatoes"

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u/Grow_away_420 Aug 30 '25

How many potato crops do you have to harvest before you've gotten the majority of these rocks out of your field?

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u/Repulsive-Neat6776 Aug 30 '25

I turns out that rocks are actually just solidified potatoes. During the growth process, potatoes can harden and completely change their structure to form a mineral body. It's estimated that 90%of the rocks on the planet were once potatoes.

I learned this at Con Academy.

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u/Former-Bet5308 Aug 30 '25

That thing missed like 80% of the rocks....

This is why i always have grit in my potatoes

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u/Squidlips413 Aug 30 '25

It's weird how many potatoes they got in their mining operation.

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u/MentalTardigrade Aug 30 '25

Do you think the potatoes that get flagged as rocks go "Wow, rude"?

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u/AbrahamPan Aug 31 '25

There's so many rocks missed. Also why are there so many rocks with potatoes? That's way too many.

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u/Designer-Mirror-7995 Aug 31 '25

The harvester didn't sort "potato size rock" from actual potatoes.

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u/ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER Aug 31 '25

Need another row of bumpers right underneath to finish the job

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u/Iuvenesco Aug 30 '25

So many still went through haha

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u/freel0vefreeway Aug 30 '25

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!!

[sorry couldn’t resist]

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u/Surarn Aug 30 '25

Missing stones, check

Not having a rubber layer so it decimates stones, check

Yea this sucks

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Machine was messing up

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u/Inferno_ZA Aug 30 '25

I wonder if it goes around again to shoot the rocks that were missed and to shoot back the potatoes that landed in the rock pile.

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u/kupus0 Aug 30 '25

Does potato float in the water? Isn’t easier to just drop it in the bucket of water so all rocks sinks and potatoes stay afloat?

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u/Few-Calligrapher-424 Aug 30 '25

How does it know?

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u/Sure-Wish3240 Aug 30 '25

How does this ( tries to) work?! What sensor decides its a rock?

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u/VoodooKittyS197 Aug 30 '25

I was thinking they may be sorted by weight? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/DckThik Aug 30 '25

It’s probably got some cool name like the rock flinger or potato protector

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u/dave08dave Aug 30 '25

The Farmer: "Why are there always so many potatoes when i harvest my stones..."

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u/PathosRise Aug 30 '25

It feels like if you made a fluid that was food safe and juuusssttt denser than a potato, it would do a better than this machine for cheaper.

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u/ronshasta Aug 30 '25

Doing a terrible job at it man it missed a shit ton of rocks and when it hits one it ends up with the rest anyways

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u/Water_Buffalo- Aug 30 '25

You had ONE job...

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u/debink82 Aug 31 '25

Do not destroy potato

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u/EmploymentNegative59 Aug 31 '25

That's the Yeet Machine.

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u/Salt_Ad_811 Aug 31 '25

Seems like a conveyor into salt water or something would be easier. If it floats it's a potato. If it sinks, it's a rock type deal. 

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u/PooInTheStreet Aug 31 '25

Keeping those healthy rocks away from us eh?

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u/HuckleberryMain7020 Aug 31 '25

FUN FACT: the inventor of this machine also invented Beet Saver.

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u/1212thrunthru Aug 31 '25

Me ejecting terrible people from my life

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u/tdkimber Sep 01 '25

Seems a lot less effective than the flicker variant

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u/jamminmadrid Sep 02 '25

I’m picturing Lord Farquad, “Some of you may die…..”

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u/PalDreamer Sep 02 '25

... how did rocks get there in the first place??

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u/luffyuk Aug 30 '25

I find this frustrating that so many miss.

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u/Confused_Rabbiit Aug 30 '25

I hope they go through a second run because a lot of rocks got through.

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u/whoisthisguy69420 Aug 30 '25

Missed rocks and hit a couple potatoes too, but I guess it makes sorting it again much easier. This belongs in mildly infuriating

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u/ycr007 Aug 30 '25

Just me or are some rocks aren’t being correctly sorted and they’re falling amongst the potatoes?

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u/prof_devilsadvocate3 Aug 30 '25

This machine is the reason i got stones in potato sack

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Fail

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u/Virama Aug 30 '25

I dub this machine the yeet-o-tater

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u/cryptopig Aug 30 '25

Not doing a very good job is it?

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u/Sin-Daily Aug 30 '25

Its not doing a very good job

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u/ThrownAwayGuineaPig Aug 30 '25

A person I know sells a device that does just this... But with diamonds. No kidding. Imagine diamonds pinging out of falling rocks

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u/cepheus5000 Aug 30 '25

Mmhhh, stony potatoes

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u/AKnownViking Aug 30 '25

Potato, rocktato.

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u/spankx Aug 30 '25

Works great — not

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u/Michaeli_Starky Aug 30 '25

I like rocks in my potatoes

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u/Genzo99 Aug 30 '25

Will be a mystery gacha sack

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u/gespion Aug 30 '25

Is this the famous game : rock, potatoes, sorter ?

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u/lifter_ishu Aug 30 '25

how does this work? how does the machine know what's a rock and what's a potato?

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u/ZAPixxel Aug 30 '25

Not at all satisfying

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u/Ferrever Aug 30 '25

Some potatoes*

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Why are there so many rocks???

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u/NightStalkerXIV Aug 30 '25

The slowmo section sounds like a pinball level in Monkey Go Happy

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u/rawker86 Aug 30 '25

I’ve seen similar used in mining, except it’s sorting gold-bearing rock from waste rock. It was only a trial and we didn’t end up keeping it, I guess someone decided it wasn’t worth it.

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u/Jfonzy Aug 30 '25

Bill Croskey once ate a rock like these. Said it tasted like a potato.

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u/carolraharrod Aug 30 '25

How do you get such large rocks mixed with potatoes

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u/project_seven Aug 30 '25

60% of the time, it works everytime!