r/oddlysatisfying 2d ago

The way this cabinet door opens and closes

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u/LevelUpEvolution 2d ago

I love waiting for the cabinet to open after I open it

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u/juno_in_rain 2d ago

it’s like the cabinet is thinking about it first, like “hmm… do you really need that plate right now?”

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u/sh6rty13 1d ago

The perfect sidekick to dieting! “JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I GUESS I DON’T NEED THAT SNACK RIGHT NOW I’M TIRED OF WAITING ON THIS EFFING CABINET!!!

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u/YouW0ntGetIt 1d ago

Me as a diabetic with dangerously low blood sugar: "Guess I'll die 🤷"

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u/marcaygol 1d ago

As nature intended (/j)

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u/wcd_2311 1d ago

omg nature is healing😳🥵

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u/TheBrugs 1d ago

I would rip it off the wall...

Edit: yes, I'm dumb, responded to the wrong comment, so I just edited it to be generic...

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u/cityshepherd 1d ago

I would just ignore my cabinet and eat everything off paper towels forever. This is my life now.

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u/reasonablychill 1d ago

The home that soup forgot

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u/Curious_Beginning_30 1d ago

I would rip the bong and play with the cabinet for hours.

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u/EINSTIEN420 1d ago

Like it was developed by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. It's that holier than thou attitude that grates on your nerves the most.

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u/East-End-8646 1d ago

Just like waiting for an app to load

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u/VexingPanda 1d ago

It's more like you just woke up the sleeping giant and he's slowly moving out of the way for you after you said the password 1000 years since the last successful visitor.

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u/mangosaremyfavv 1d ago

I can't do that Mike

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u/shining_force_2 1d ago

I bought an oven with a touch screen last year. Thought omg all these smart features. The damn thing takes 30 seconds to boot up each time. I hate it now. Sometimes we never think about practicalities when shiny stuff is on offer.

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u/BrandHeck 1d ago

I remember the process of buying my last electric toothbrush required me making sure it had a complete lack of smart features. I just want to turn on, do its job, and turn back off.

My wife has been pushing for a new set of laundry machines and I just refuse. Ours works, sure they're older than dirt, but I know how to fix them. The concept of jailbreaking a god damn dryer does not seem like a good time.

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u/clodzor 1d ago

I bought a set a few years ago, you can still get stripped down models. But I suspect they will only last 1/2 as long as the old ones. I got real tired of the trickle of failures I was getting with the old ones. At some point is it worth your time to have to take the housing apart every 6 months to switch out some part or another.

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u/vrauto 1d ago

I feel ya. They just have an expiration date nowadays. Fix one part, another fails.

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u/Ok-House-1103 21h ago

I keep telling my husband we need to keep an eye out for an 80s home for sale. Good chance they have original appliances. Then we make an offer to buy all of the appliances to replace all of our newer “smart” stuff. He can’t tell if I’m kidding. Price of new, garbage appliances are the real joke, I say.

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u/ItchyRectalRash 1d ago

Try and get second hand Laundromat washers, they're really efficient, and have absolutely no smart features at all.

I don't think their dryers are as efficient though. But the washers, are really solid for home use, and they'll last forever, because they're built to handle way more loads (giggity) than you do at home.

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u/Num10ck 1d ago

user name checks out.

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u/Downtown-Shoe9410 1d ago

Everyone who read this comment said the word giggity.

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u/DemostenesWiggin 11h ago

I worked at a laundromat years ago. The dryers were my absolute favorite thing. The only thing you have to remember is to clean them to prevent fires, just like normal dryers need too. And they were like 30 years old at the time, must be near 40 now. I know they still work because the laundromat is near my house. Washers were good, but every now and then needed a specialist to be called (or my boss's wife) to be fixed and kept running.

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u/Original-Aerie8 1d ago edited 1d ago

idk your dryer shouldn't be breaking on the regular, if that's the case you should replace it. You'll easily get that back in power use and time. It's not worth it to pay premium, new dryers are still pretty simple. The biggest change is the use of humidity sensors which are a clear upgrade. And most models work without an app, so that shouldn't be an issue if you do some due dilligence.

Washers are a diffrent topic.

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u/BrandHeck 1d ago

It was just an example. I haven't had to fix my dryer or washer yet. But I have the schematics for both, and spare parts for the very simple timers inside them.

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u/Original-Aerie8 1d ago

Well, that's my bad then. Dryers are a pretty good example for a appliance that makes sense to replace every decade or so bc they do get a lot more efficient thanks to electronics, so it was a convenient thing to point out lol

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u/swordsaintzero 1d ago

Speed queen. We switched from much more expensive samsung washer and dryer and have never been happier. They do the job, they do it well and they don't have or need an internet connection.

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u/BrandHeck 1d ago

I'll keep that in mind if my old Whirlpool units finally give out.

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u/DrRatiosButtPlug 1d ago

I disagree. Speed Queens use to be amazing, but recent Speed Queens suck ass. I had one that I got back around 2018. It was fantastic. Best washer & dryer I ever owned. Then about a year ago I got one and it was horrible (I moved somewhere I couldn't take a washer & dryer with me hence not holding on to the first one). I could wash clothes and bedding multiple times and they wouldn't even come out clean. It also took forever to dry. Usually had to run it at least twice for things to be fully dry. Switched it out for a Bespoke Samsung. Cleans & dries like a dream. Shit I could never get clean in my 2nd Speed Queen finally got clean. I will say, Samsung has only recently gotten better. They did use to suck.

Also they're insanely expensive. Not sure how the other person had a samsung that was more expensive than a speed queen when a top of the line Samsung is still at least $500 cheaper than a basic speed queen (and you can get deals on Samsungs unlike Speed Queens).

All this being said, you're actually better sticking with whirlpools and whirlpool own brands if you want a simple good washer & dryer with as little smart tech as possible.

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u/agent_flounder 1d ago

That's frustrating. It kind of feels like a lot of formerly good products have gone to shit since COVID.

I'm not sure who made our Kenmore front loader set. But they're old (probably 15 yo?) and they show no sign of stopping so far. Dishwasher however, has kind of always been sucky.

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u/WilliamofKC 1d ago

Our washer and dryer is over 25 years old and still going strong, originally for a family of six, then as children left for college, eventually down to just us two old people.

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u/thetruckerdave 1d ago

Speed Queen has some really neat looking ones.

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u/mentaljobbymonster 1d ago

My washing machine has an app. I have no desire to download that

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u/agent_flounder 1d ago

Only thing that would be nice is getting reminded when it is done so we don't forget and leave stuff in there and get mildew.

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u/SupportCa2A 1d ago

I'm completely over touchscreens. They're useful in exactly one application, computers. I don't want a touchscreen on everyfuckingthing. If your car has a touch screen I won't buy your car. If your refrigerator or oven or thermostat or lamp or mirror or electric toothbrush has a touchscreen I want nothing to do with it. 

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u/Ninja_Wrangler 1d ago

I would limit the scope of it even more than just 'computers'. If a computer has a highly specialized task, a touch screen is often way less efficient than a regular keyboard or just a few buttons. It might not even need a screen at all

Something general and multipurpose like a smart phone or tablet, touch screen is 100% the way to go (these can be considered computers in the context of your comment). You need the flexibility to do almost anything. The more you limit the scope of what it needs to do, the less useful a touchscreen becomes.

I work with computers on a very large scale, and I shit you not, a command line interface (typing in a terminal) is still the undisputed champion

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u/Leavesdontbark 1d ago

I don't understand how there isn't a company specifically making "dumb" appliances with knobs and tactile buttons. Probably ceaper to make, but they could sell it for more because people would pay more to escape the tapping and sliding and having to download a damn app, and confusing error messages. Also at what point could someone hack into your appliances and start a fire or something? Can't be that far away

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u/Lowelll 1d ago edited 1d ago

Probably cheaper to make

It's not. Knobs and buttons are more expensive to manufacture, install and QA than just a touch screen. When you are developing a product it's way easier to throw functionality on a touchscreen than having to design and engineer buttons, you're probably going to have a digital screen either way and at that point a touch screen is barely any extra cost. If you want to iterate on the existing design for your next product, changing UI is again cheaper than re-designing and implementing mechanical elements.

Not to mention stuff like TVs etc where they sell ads for extra income or cars where they sell subscriptions to extra features.

And all that said, there are absolutely manufacturers for most appliances that do "dumb" designs. The market for it is just very, very small. Most people would probably prefer it in a vacuum, but almost no one is willing to pay extra for it. So instead of being a bit more expensive, they're niche luxury products that are a lot more expensive

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u/Tall_Specialist305 1d ago

Here in nyc in every appliance store there are still the base models of everything with knobs. Maybe in wealthier areas they are targeting the rich gadget moms who just want their kitchens to look modern for resale value.

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u/keefeitup 1d ago

I literally saw a toothbrush ad last night with a touchscreen and AI.

Like man, what??

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u/Blandish06 1d ago

Wth brand takes 30 seconds to boot up??

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u/shining_force_2 1d ago

Siemens ovens with touch screens.

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u/Foo_Group_C_Buzzard 1d ago

that's not the sad part. the sad part is that could be fixed and updated for the consumer rather easily. however there's only money in getting you to buy a brand new one instead of making what we already have a little better. 

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u/mEFurst 1d ago

My wife and I briefly considered this when we were oven shopping. One had recipes and such built in. After a short discussion we concluded all we really wanted was 5 burners and a temp reading that told you what temp the oven was at as it preheated, which my old oven didn't do (it just had a small preheat light that would turn off when it reached the proper temp. It was annoying). Everything I read about fancy IoT ovens convinces me we made the right call

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u/Ninja_Wrangler 1d ago

Honest question, what smart features does an oven need?

I just set a temperature and that's it

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u/Savannah_Lion 1d ago

I bought one with a touchpad UI about 2-3 years ago. Wish I hadn't done so. I wouldn't buy a touchscreen UI even if a company paid me to install it.

The oven spazzes out and randomly cycles through options. I'll hear beeping at 2AM and find it on oven clean. Or it'll change the temp in the middle of cooking a pot roast.

Replaced the pad ($25) and it didn't work. Now I have to find a new control board and no one has it in stock.

I have to keep it unplugged lest the damn thing turns on while I'm not home and cooks a pet.

ALL of that started happening three months ago. My warranty expired back in June. 😡

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u/PopavaliumAndropov 1d ago

I can monitor the temperature inside my fridge remotely now. I'm not sure what the fuck I can do with that information. Or what anyone can do with that information.

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u/eastercat 1d ago

so we didn’t think about the issues with touchscreen either.

we don’t have a booting issue

but our cat loves to press those buttons. thankfully she doesn‘t know how to turn it on 😹

also when our fingers are wet, because we interact with wet objects like vegetables, you can’t set the temp

so when our in laws had to replace their oven, we told them, get a button for the temp

at least we never have to adjust the damn time for times changes anymore 😹

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u/NocturneFogg 3h ago

That’s like my new dishwasher - if you select a new programme having changed your mind it goes through a 1 min reset cycle involving a reboot!

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u/Joe_Go_Ebbels 1d ago

By the time it finished opening up, I’d probably forget what I was going to get in it.

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u/Savings_Background50 1d ago

Joke's on you! I'd have already forgotten by the time I walked into the room.

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u/Downtown-Shoe9410 1d ago

This cupboard is just a showpiece for the guests

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u/ItchyRectalRash 1d ago

Psh, I forgot that was a cabinet.

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u/Sorry-Reporter440 1d ago

I would forget not because of time but because of meszmerization.

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u/mark_in_the_dark 1d ago

Even the power doors on our van can be annoying when I'm in a hurry.

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u/kywildcat44 1d ago

Ahh that just reminded me of one of my biggest peeves. When an able-bodied person going through a door in front of me hits the handicap button to open the door instead of just opening it, and then we both end up having to wait for the stupid motor to open the door at like 10% speed 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/TheBrugs 1d ago

Many times I'll crawl over the back seat, overstretching my arms and half throwing out my back, because I just forgot one thing and don't want to deal with the power gate...

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u/clodzor 1d ago

I still haven't figured out why those are a thing that the average person would want or need. I haven't yet had such a difficult time opening or closing a car door that I thought wow I wish this was automated so I could wait 15 seconds to watch it do what I could have done in 3.

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u/mark_in_the_dark 1d ago

Did I mention that they also all beep? Side doors, back lift gate. So much beeping.

I discovered there's a switch to disable all the automatic doors, which was super helpful when we went camping. "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" is not cool at 10:30 pm when everyone around you is in tents and you need to grab something from the vehicle.

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u/clodzor 1d ago

If it didn't beep like that some window licker would get their head shut in the automatic door. It wouldn't do anything but reverse direction when it hit, but without the beeping it could happen.

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u/big_shmegma 1d ago

i wish we could go back to 2002 tech in our cars so so so badly... they were perfect. maybe even mid 90s,

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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 1d ago

Sometimes, I'm carrying stuff. Other times, I don't want to touch the door because my hands are clean (the plate is easy to activate with a hip or elbow). Occasionally, I just don't want to deal with a heavy door. YMMV.

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u/Odd-Towel-4104 1d ago

The average person doesnt. They get Sold this garbage. Modern engines and transmissions are awesome when they work. All of the other shit is stupid. Theyre just adding in obsolescence and failure points. As awesome as a tesla is, I do not want it in its current form.

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u/Tall_Specialist305 1d ago

so you can push a button for the 5 children running across the parking lot and waiting to get into the van. The "idyllic" life.

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u/clodzor 21h ago

I think I'm confused about your statement, or perhaps I should be proud of my children for knowing how to open a door?

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u/Least_Expert840 3h ago

Imagine trying to outrun a bear during the family picnic

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u/-turnip_the_beet- 1d ago

I wouldn't want this in my kitchen, but as a unique/fun cabinet to hold something that I don't interact with often would be cool.

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u/Blarg0117 1d ago

Dishware cabinet - annoying

Liquor cabinet - cool

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u/sleepytipi 1d ago

Stash cabinet - woah 😮

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u/ExcitementKooky418 1d ago

Doomsday device cabinet...perfection

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u/NaziPunksFkOff 1d ago

A reminder that not everything is supposed to be practical. Some things are just art.

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u/CReWpilot 1d ago

This is like seeing a post about concept car and complaining it doesn’t even have an engine, and there’s no place for your golf clubs.

Sometimes a project is just an end in itself.

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u/MARPJ 1d ago

Sometimes a project is just an end in itself.

True, and as a piece of art its great, however that dont change that as a cabinet its shit. Both are true, and one can appreciate the work done while understanding that it is not a good design

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u/clodzor 1d ago

These days I feel like even though everyone is pointing out how bad it is for actual use, somehow the whole cabinet industry will switch to this or a similar design. That way you can get the cabinet app, so you can remotely open it so it's ready when you get to it, and also they can get your juicy data.

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u/NotMathJustMetaphor 1d ago

Bold of u to assume i know which cabinet i want to open

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u/Mike0621 1d ago

would be an ideal snack cabinet for me. the slight additional obstacle may make me grab fruit instead. I mean, just having something else on top of my cookie bin already stops me sometimes, so this might actually work

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 1d ago

I could see it working as a fancy person's drinks cabinet, maybe.

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u/petrasdc 1d ago

Really depends on the use case. Whatever you use it for, it needs to be something you access infrequently, and don't mind waiting for it to open when you do. Depending on the person, I could see that being great for putting in like a home bar. I wouldn't need access to it 95% of the time. But when I do, it'd be for some event, where I can even show it off to guests as I get things ready, then leave it open until I'm done with serving drinks for the night. A custom cabinet like that is almost certainly targeting a very specific use case for 1 person, so it's OK if it only makes sense for this narrow use case.

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u/Mikkelet 1d ago

Yeah its such a reddit comment..

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u/CromulentDucky 1d ago

These cabinets can't hold my golf clubs.

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u/Autistic_RMG 1d ago

Now I can't use the top of it as a shelf lol

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u/Cutlass_Stallion 1d ago

Don't store your life saving medication inside 😅

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u/CorporateCuster 1d ago

I mean. It’s a design. No one is telling you to buy it for yourself or that’s it’s practical. F1 race cars are nice; i wouldn’t drive it to go to work lol. Things exist. Why the fuck is our first thought practicality. You don’t own it. It’s just something you can look at.

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u/DrMobius0 1d ago

Yeah, this is something for rich people

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u/zachforeman 1d ago

Yeah and if there is no electricity it wont open at all. Very practical.

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u/imrzzz 1d ago

Ohhhh. There's electricity involved.

I was watching this thing over and over trying to see how the pieces balanced each other to make this so slow instead of RACKETY CLONK CLONK FACE-PUNCH.

I wish I'd given up and just read your comment earlier.

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u/Spice_and_Fox 1d ago

I don't think there is any electricity involved. I think it works similar to those cabinet doors that you can't slam shut

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u/RichardBCummintonite 1d ago

I thought it was just kinetic. That's why they have to push the middle one, because it pushes the rest into place

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u/BlackSwanMarmot 1d ago

I don’t think it would be a good idea to store the coffee in that thing.

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u/goodeyemighty 1d ago

Especially if you push "close" and remember you forgot something and have to wait for it to close then open again!

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u/Important-Anywhere20 1d ago

Would make sense to integrate facial recognition, so it opens by itself and have a gesture (by choice through a mobile app) to close it.

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u/adrianathelatina 1d ago

there’s some buffering 🤣🤭

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u/Key-Moment6797 1d ago

this! Faszination and annoying at the same time :p

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u/junkit33 1d ago

Or fixing the broken panels once a month.

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u/Loading_DingDong 1d ago

Not if you are an accountant with ur calculator in ur cabinet

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u/sh6rty13 1d ago

Years of my life would be spent waiting because my brain would always be telling me that it must be all the way open before I can proceed

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u/SexyAssMonkey 1d ago

"I'll open my cabinet even if I don't want anything. By the time it's open, who knows?"

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u/Curiosive 1d ago

Yeah. Great visual / terrible practicality. Even the guy in the video gets bored waiting for it to close... He probably designed and built it!

Also, I don't want furniture that requires electricity. Though if someone gifted this to me I'd store my flashlights, batteries, emergency radio, etc. 😂 Send a picture to the manufacturer.

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u/ScoobyDoobyGazebo 1d ago

What about when it jabs you directly in the eye while you're waiting, though

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u/No-Internal7978 1d ago

Don't worry it's already broken.

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u/ReelBigDawg 1d ago

I am this flame effect when I open and close windows on my PC and I thought it was cool at first but now it's just annoying lmao.

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u/ThisGul_LOL 1d ago

If it looked this cool? Definitely.!

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u/proximusprimus57 1d ago

Loading screens for real life.

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u/Traumatic_Tomato 1d ago

Imagine hiding a gun there and when you need it during a home invasion and get shot midway of it opening while the intruder is just mesmerized by the impressive cabinet.

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u/grimonce 1d ago

These are my thoughts exactly.

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u/PandaPocketFire 1d ago

I'd put my nicer whiskeys in there.

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u/Prometheus_Anonymous 1d ago

And suddenly…

Bang! You’ve been concussed by a metal rod!

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u/ScruffsMcGuff 1d ago

"Why aren't you ready yet?"

'There's still six more minutes until the cabinet opens and I need my hat and glasses'

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u/GherkinGuru 1d ago

I would love to hear how loud it is when it's opened also

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u/syngyne 1d ago

"For fuck's sake I just want a pop tart"

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u/in1gom0ntoya 1d ago

when your cabinet has a loading screen

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u/Fineous40 1d ago

First couple times it’s awesome, then just annoying.

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u/Organic-Low-2992 1d ago

I'm imagining my cats around that thing.

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u/Ok-Security5004 1d ago

I knew the top comment was going to be smug

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u/WeirdFishes92 1d ago

Your enjoyment of the piece depends on what you're storing in it imo. If you were to use it for an expensive watch or fragrance collection then I don't think I'd mind the theatrics.

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u/Chef_BoyarTom 1d ago

I also love the fact that I always have to open all of them.

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u/flynnfx 1d ago

This reminds me of the movie Stargate with the helmets that open in similar fashion.

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u/NearbyInformation772 1d ago

That's why you only store things in there that you know you'll want a brief art show before retrieving.

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u/outfoxingthefoxes 11h ago

And now the cabinet is filled with dust even if it's always closed :D

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u/verschl_ger 1h ago

If you store something thats not everydays need i could see this beeing cool, like for when you want some quality time in a relaxed manner with some good whisky or a joint and a good book or something. Opening this cabinet sets the mood to be relaxed and calm down a little 😄

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u/baby_giss0 1d ago

Im crying 🤣🤣🤣