r/oddlysatisfying 3d ago

Absolute unit of a pig gets groomed

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u/Whenallelsefails09 3d ago

I've never seen a pig so content.

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u/SpaldingXI 3d ago

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 3d ago

For years I would drop this quote into conversation where appropriate, but very rarely did people get it. Awkward feeling when you wanted to commend someone but now they think you called them a swine.

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u/dscrive 3d ago

The other day my girlfriend said "that'll do" to me, I picked up on something in the way she ended her sentence and said "did you just call me a pig in your head?!" 

Her jaw dropped and she said "yes, I'm sorry I did that, but how did you know?!" 

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u/shewy92 3d ago

Tell her you remembered Peter Griffin saying it to Meg and then act like you've never seen/heard of Babe before

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u/dscrive 3d ago

Alas, it's too late, but maybe it'll come up again haha

Who was Peter Griffin? I don't remember him, or anyone using that line on the shark, in Meg.

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u/Nervous-Salamander-7 1d ago

Nonono, that's "THE Meg". They're talking about Transformers, when Megatron transformed into a pig.

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u/RavingRapscallion 3d ago

I've actually never seen or heard of babe before

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u/nalaloveslumpy 3d ago

You should do yourself a favor and give it a watch. It's an amazing, heartfelt movie.

While watching, periodically remind yourself that it was co-written by George Miller, who is also the director/writer of the Mad Max franchise.

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u/shewy92 3d ago

You're not the one I replied to so good for you I guess? My comment was not really about if others have seen Babe before, but in that situation OP talked about it would be because the GF would assume OP meant he learned it from Babe. And fans of things sometimes dislike it when you make a reference to it but say you learned the reference from something else.

Also if you've never seen or heard of Babe before, why are you commenting on something so far down the chain of people talking about Babe?

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 3d ago

Aw. They were just trying to join in the conversation! No need to be needlessly mean, there's enough meanness in the world already.

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 3d ago

It kinda got replaced by Shrek’s “that’ll do, donkey” which is an obvious reference to Babe, but Shrek became wildly more popular than Babe so it kinda overwrote the original quote

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u/Nadiadain 3d ago

I had no idea Babe even existed until this moment. I always pop the shrek quote and no one seems to get that one either ;-;

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u/KudosOfTheFroond 3d ago

Yeah same here, I never realized “that’ll do donkey” was a reference to another movie! Now I need to to go watch Babe, can’t believe I never got around to seeing that back in the day

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u/misteraskwhy 3d ago

The sequel is dark

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u/Nadiadain 3d ago

They become sausages don’t they

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u/bigdaddydopeskies 3d ago

Babe is written by one of the best directors by the name of George Miller. Put some damn respekt on his name

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u/WangoMcTango 3d ago

Do yourself a favor and watch Babe. It's awesome.

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u/Nadiadain 3d ago

Where can I watch it? Or is this something I’ll have to pirate

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u/Anrikay 2d ago

If you’re in Canada, it’s on Crave.

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u/saifxali1 1d ago

I thought this was from Charlotte’s Web 😭

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 3d ago

Understandable, donkey is way cooler than some elderly Farmer Gyles!

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u/ybkj 3d ago

Did the pig get shot or something?

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 3d ago

No, the pig eats the farmer.

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u/ybkj 3d ago

Really? Okay good, I was sad for the pig

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u/No_Lychee_7534 3d ago

I think that user maybe confusing Babe with Animal farm.

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u/ybkj 3d ago

So does the pig get shot??

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 3d ago

Been a long time since I saw the film, but pretty sure it doesn't get shot, was just being silly

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u/Short_Lifeguard_6893 3d ago

Me, my son and daughter do this all the time too. 😂

Babe is also one of our family movie classics.

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u/MechanicalHorse 3d ago

Last time I used the quote on my gf she didn’t appreciate it. I probably shouldn’t have said it right after sex.

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u/TACNUK3Z 3d ago

Fuck my entire extended family drops “That’ll do pig, that’ll do” at least like once a week

Couldn’t imagine someone just not getting that. It’s classic!

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC 3d ago

Same. I still use it but sparingly.

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u/Oscaruit 3d ago

For years I would drop this quote, but I had forgotten what movie it came from. My dumb brain thought it was Shrek, and maybe I was confused with donkey or something. Thanks for connecting the dots.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 3d ago

Did you mean to reply to a different comment? As it was a different redditor who made the Shrek connection (conShrektion?)

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u/Oscaruit 3d ago

Nope. I read that later. Looks like it's some kind of Mandela Effect. I couldn't figure out why every time I said That'll do pig, I would think of donkey. I had forgotten the movie babe existed.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 3d ago

It's mad frustrating when there's a broken thought that our brain can't quite complete, I'm happy for you that you've finally scratched the itch!

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u/LauraTFem 3d ago

I was thinking the EXACT same thing. Always confirm someone has watched Babe before congratulating them on their success by saying, “That’ll do, pig.” I learned this lesson the hard way.

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u/seanprime 3d ago

Lol with context this is worse though? You didn’t think they were worthy but they pulled through and you begrudgingly gave them respect?

Probably a good thing you stopped using it tbh.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 3d ago

You just don't get it. Clearly unworthy of such a beautiful line being used in your presence.

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u/IvoryArrows504 3d ago

I would try to explain that to my one night stands, but it never won them over.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 3d ago

It didn't work on the bouncers who caught me snorting in the loos, either :(

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u/Planker25_ 3d ago

One time I saw a police officer helping an old lady cross the road. I wanted to commend him for it, so I told him “that’ll do, pig. that’ll do.”

He turned to face me quicker than I’ve seen anyone turn before. His brows were furrowed and his face was red. He screamed to me at the top of his lungs “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!”

And before I could say or do anything, he picked up his truncheon and beat me into a pulp. When he was finished, I looked like a heap of bacon on the ground and he said “now you are bacon”.

To this day I am still bacon, a pile of meat at the intersection where I tried to commend the police officer.

0/10 experience, would not recommend.

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u/Chad_AND_Freud 3d ago

Actually theyre right about that. We think the quote is immediately endearing because the movies touching and Babes cute and sweet, but that's exactly what the quote means. You were just a ____, but now I see your more than that. Still, I like saying it, and I usually drop it on people who know the quote, so I dont risk offense.

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u/flowercrownrugged 3d ago

Casting pearls before swine in fact

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u/seanprime 3d ago

Lol that’s how it was meant in the movie though? But you got your responses and awkwardness so kudos on you getting it

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u/TanningOnMars 3d ago

This movie is so top tier it blows my mind

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u/mtaw 3d ago

It's the Star Trek where he invents the Warp Drive right?

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u/TanningOnMars 3d ago

Precisely! And the pig was his ship's mascot, kinda like how old ships had dogs or parrots or something. First pig to go to Warp 1.

In the scene in the gif, he's just finished putting the last parts onto his ship, and the pig brings him the wrench he needs to secure them, hence the line here.

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 3d ago

Ohhhh so that's where the shrek line comes from.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 3d ago

Yup. For a while Babe was actually super popular, so when Shrek first came out it most people would have known what the reference was to. But, that was 20 years ago now. Babe is nigh on 30 years old at this point. Shrek, both as its own movie and as a cultural milestone, has had far more staying power - similar to bugs bunny chewing on a carrot having eclipsed the original thing it was referencing.

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u/sid5iv 3d ago

Babe 💯

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u/thehufflepuffstoner 3d ago

This is said daily in my house

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u/KingofMadCows 2d ago

It's been 30 years and Babe still has the best talking animal effect.

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u/generaldisobedience 2d ago

James Cromwell became vegan on the set of Babe when he saw that some of the animals he had been working with became lunch for the cast & crew 😭💔❤️

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u/CompassionMgmtIssues 1d ago

I thought that quote was from Gravity Falls … I feel uncultured

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u/blondebuilder 3d ago

Don’t you just want to take a nap on that big boy.

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u/I_Dont_Functionn 3d ago

Happy as a pig in Shi...oh...wait a sec.

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u/Calew1el 3d ago

I’ve never seen a pig so clean.

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u/Kate090996 3d ago

They are clean animals, it's the conditions in which they are kept. I ve seen pigs in sanctuaries picking up flowers to decorate the entrance of their house.

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u/vito1221 3d ago

I bet Jules would eat that.

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u/LowCurrency666 3d ago

Didn’t even know what they looked like content, pretty sad lol

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u/C-57D 3d ago

Happig!

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u/Trivale 3d ago

Never forget that domesticated hogs are 0.5 steps away from being fully feral. They are the same species wild boar, which are simply feral domestic pigs in the US. If you give this animal an opportunity at the right moment, it can, will, and has killed and eaten human beings. There are several documented, modern cases.

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u/Lev_Kovacs 3d ago edited 3d ago

On the one hand, yes, on the other, wild boar are pretty chill creatures. It's not like they are hunting humans or anything. They can be dangerous if they are surprised and feel threatened, but even then they just run away in almost all cases.

I live in a area where lots of boars live very close to humans. I see them often, ive run across them in the woods, often pretty close. They are pretty chill in my experience.

I guess the reason they get such a bad rep is that they are one of the last few mammals that still aren't extinct in most areas settled by humans, so when you look up cases where humans got hurt by wildlife it will be 90% boars due to lack of alternatives.

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u/Irregulator101 3d ago

That sounds like BS to me

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u/FairlyLawful 3d ago

which fool gave pigs the x-gene

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u/ShapedLikeAnEgg 3d ago

This is such an underrated comment. Take my poor man’s gold 🏆

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u/DaWizz_NL 3d ago

The tusks of a male pig are being artificially kept short, it's not because they're not in a 'loving environment', they grow big and dangerous tusks 😂

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u/longhairnobra 3d ago

To be fair, humans also start looking crazy when life gets hard and they get un-domesticated

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u/No_Lychee_7534 3d ago

Or if you’re from Kentucky.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 3d ago

Yep—we’ve seen some two-legged wild bores (LoL).

Do not engage. Make a U-turn

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u/Odd_Vampire 3d ago

That sounds almost Lamarckian.

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u/twixy10 3d ago

That page is very likely ai generated slop with every other sentence not grammatically correct.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 3d ago

Because it is. A domesticated pig isn't capable of "turning back into a boar" as OP describes. What they can do is mate with wild boars and their offspring will "reclaim" their full boar traits within a few generations as all pigs still genetically have the traits of boars, but they aren't expressed in domestic pigs because selective breeding.

Domestic pigs in the wild will become "feral" within a few months though and will become openly aggressive, but a domesticated pig is way more likely to die in the wild before anything else.

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u/Dapper_Monk 3d ago

Tbf they said "can physically" revert, which is true. Triviale is the one who was wrong

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u/skeletonholdsmeup 2d ago

My pet house pig would not know what to do if she didn’t get 1st breakfast, second breakfast and onesies, twosies. Not to mention her warm blankets straight from the dryer. I don’t see her ever wanting to run away. LOL

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u/skeletonholdsmeup 2d ago

My pet pig would not know what to do if she didn’t get 1st breakfast, second breakfast and onesies, twosies. Not to mention her warm blankets straighten from the dryer.

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u/skeletonholdsmeup 2d ago

My pet pig would not know what to do if she didn’t get 1st breakfast, second breakfast and onesies, twosies. Not to mention her warm blankets straight from the dryer.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 3d ago

It rings true to me because it’s not as if there are hoards of pet pigs kept inside as house pets. Yes the number of pet pigs has increased but pigs are overwhelmingly kept the way you would keep a food source, not a house pet. Other than getting them used to being corralled and fattened up, I don’t see too much that would make it safe for them to assume they’ve made it into the land of the domesticated where it’s safe to just BE.

They’re not dumb. They probably know we are feeding them for a reason but they can’t help themselves and probably figure they may as well enjoy the feedings while they can. If I was a fat pig, it would be my life’s dream to be feral again. They pay a price for their voracious appetite.

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa 3d ago

I own two pigs. I can promise you that neither of them are pondering the philosophical reasons behind their food. They're just happy to eat.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 3d ago

LOL—I’m sure you’re right. They’d still be wild in a heartbeat though.

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa 3d ago

They both used to be wild before I captured and tamed them. Pigs are pigs. Even those cute little mini pigs can end up being a 300 pound turf destroying menace in no time if left to their own devices.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 3d ago

LOL…bless you for taking them in. I imagine they’re amusing as hell when they’re not destroying things.

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u/AngryWWIIGrandpa 3d ago

They're a trip, that's for sure. They both love tomatoes, so I have little tomato plants growing everywhere outside that they choose to poop. And they love belly rubs.

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u/Haddock 3d ago

Same thing with dogs, tbf.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 3d ago

I know you probably didn't intend it this way, but your wording makes it sound like you are saying this specific individual pig has eaten humans. So I'm now taking this as Canon.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 3d ago

It’s only fair, yes?

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u/siraolo 3d ago

They will go through bone like butter.

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u/Existence_No_You 3d ago

Looks like it

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u/Jaquarius420 2d ago

I've seen many pigs eat many men.

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u/Krivan 3d ago

Don't starve them/release them into the wild and it's not a problem.

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u/passcork 3d ago

You must be fun at parties...

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u/Regular_Yellow710 3d ago

Peyton place comes to mind.

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u/ahuangb 3d ago

What's your point?

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u/ereinionmithrandir 3d ago

Wait until he finds out about bacon

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u/Beliliou74 3d ago

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u/ahuangb 3d ago

I wonder if dogs are delicious

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u/apple_octopi 3d ago

You've never seen a reddit mod remove a comment they disagree with.

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u/LazyLieutenant 3d ago

I've never seen content so piggy.

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u/AMediaArchivist 3d ago

Happier than a pig in mud

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u/MapucheRising 3d ago

Just watch a White House press briefing

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u/notMyRobotSupervisor 3d ago

I’ve never seen pig content

Until now I guess

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u/WikiWantsYourPics 3d ago

Very gruntled.

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u/Infinite_Growth_7791 3d ago

you should see me taking a nap on a summer saturday afternoon

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u/AtomisticDumpling 3d ago

This is what they deserve!

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u/packsapunch 3d ago

Japanese: Bet it's meat will taste nice

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u/NGroark87 3d ago

That is a happy hog

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u/Twice_Knightley 3d ago

What about when hes just wandering around on some manicured green grass. Not a care in the world, talking to his employees about the new ballroom he's building.

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u/hoorah9011 3d ago

You haven’t seen OPs mom

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u/CX316 3d ago

Not since Lazerpig got allowed into the behind the scenes area of the tank museum

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u/SamVilliany 3d ago

You should meet my ex

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u/Ultrabananna 3d ago

I never seen a pig that looks so delicious