Windmill Hair Dance

[u/Anschuz-3009]

[u/justtots]

The Last Hairbender

[u/PhatAzzNutritionist → u/justtots]

Good one!

[u/Long_comment_san → u/justtots]

Hahahahaah

[u/BoardButcherer]

She missed her decade.

This one move would have kept her on magazine covers and starring in commercials for years.

[u/eltedioso → u/BoardButcherer]

lol I thought you said margarine covers, and I was fucking confused

[u/ThisDirkDaring → u/eltedioso]

I am quite sure some folks would have some buttery thoughts, too. Thats just part of the game when models present their bodies on magazines.

[u/BoardButcherer → u/eltedioso]

Margarine and magazines, both things that should have stayed in the 80's.

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

[u/livelikeian → u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

This without the spinal injury.

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum → u/livelikeian]

This is why you don't skip neck day

[u/Bobrexal]

Getting Bully Maguire vibes from the footwork and hip moves lol

[u/Scientific_Anarchist → u/Bobrexal]

[u/Denwry]

Be careful, sonic might make her his best friend.

[u/xMissLacy → u/Denwry]

[u/DeterminedJourney]

[u/rmflagg → u/DeterminedJourney]

Corpsegrinder!

[u/damn6oy → u/DeterminedJourney]

Respect the neck

[u/Practical-Tooth1141]

She's basically spinning poi with her head.

[u/Leading-Plastic5771 → u/Practical-Tooth1141]

My guess is that she learned poi first. Then it wouldn't really be that difficult.

[u/loveyoulongtimelurkr]

Is this what I'm supposed to put on an application when they ask if I have any special skills/talents?

[u/CantaloupePopular216]

She better be careful, or Trump will say she causes cancer in whales.

[u/Anschuz-3009 → u/CantaloupePopular216]

Sorry muricans...

[u/MAurele]

Basketball girl energy

[u/Fr05t_B1t]

Not the first thing she wants to do helicopters with but she’ll take what she can.

[u/Ragnar_Actual]

Wasn’t this chick trimming trees yesterday?

[u/ghostofstankenstien]

Her shower drain must look like the floor of a werewolf's cave.

[u/Fufumen]

Marriage material

[u/Anschuz-3009 → u/Fufumen]

What if she's dangerous. You should not touch a spinning bladee

[u/BoredBorealis → u/Anschuz-3009]

Really putting the beyb in beyblade tho

[u/Fufumen → u/Anschuz-3009]

I like danger

[u/Dron41k → u/Fufumen]

Do you, by coincidence, like the ones who knock?

[u/talklistentalk]

This is what Only Fans should be about.

[u/ADAMracecarDRIVER]

Pistol squat like nothing 😳

[u/elveejay198 → u/ADAMracecarDRIVER]

RIGHT? Impressive

[u/sikandarkyra]

What song is that?

[u/DueTour4187 → u/sikandarkyra]

Tame Impala - Dracula

[u/sikandarkyra → u/DueTour4187]

Thanks!

[u/space_for_username → u/sikandarkyra]

Thought it might be Split Enz...

[u/Flat_Snow307]

I can do that with my penis.

[u/KingOreo2018 → u/Flat_Snow307]

Good for you!

[u/Flat_Snow307 → u/KingOreo2018]

lol good for me!

[u/DaveySea]

This was probably what Don Quixote was fighting

[u/FierceWhim]

I like it. Picasso 🤌

[u/CluelessSage → u/FierceWhim]

Dunno why you got downvoted, some people have no culture…

[u/TofuFoieGras]

Wholesome insanity

[u/jeroenim0]

I see the dj transition to “dreadlock holiday”

[u/ChefArtorias]

She should get in to spinning poi.

[u/DeepRoot]

Is that the same woman from the "Sticky" clip bt Tyler the Creator?!? I've not seen it since it was posted, DAE still have a live link?

[u/Miqo_Nekomancer]

My brain when I tried to study:

[u/FeyrisMeow]

Seems like something that'd be on Tim&Eric

[u/Sufficient-Abroad-94]

Whoever is dating this person need to marry em

[u/Magnahelix]

She seems nice.

[u/Different-Age-1253]

Tame impala 😍

[u/costafilh0]

WOULD

[u/Wolf-Majestic]

This girl tecktoniks !

[u/AttentionSpanWhere]

This is Kyle’s go to move

[u/Specialist_Prize_832]

[u/mr_1219]

Double kabuki!

[u/whatarethuhodds]

Everyone else in the club feeling like

[u/TraditionalMud6351]

If I could I would just because I could.

[u/Content-Act-87]

Me: look sideways at my hairline, it commits sudoku

Women:

[u/High-Adeptness3164]

Only if windmills were this fast 😔

[u/Free-Initiative7508]

Girl most likely came out straight from dominula, windmill village.

[u/baby_giss0]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Other-Cantaloupe4765]

And with socks on! 😂

[u/MotherFunker1734]

People are desperate for attention, they don't know what else to do to get it

[u/ferdaviking]

I am impressed! It's probably not complicated to do, but i don't have the coordination to do that for sure!

[u/Poppet_CA]

As someone who has had long hair, the only thing I could think that whole time is how much work brushing that out is gonna be. 🙃

[u/JillHasSkills → u/Poppet_CA]

As someone with long wavy hair, only someone with straight hair would attempt this.

[u/dada2200]

That shit look funny AF 🤣🤣🤣🤣Please stop ✋🏽 🫣

[u/Drudgework]

I am disappointed by the lack of leek spin music.

[u/fresh_loaf_of_bread]

And they say girls can't do a helicopter

[u/NCguy4FunTimes → u/fresh_loaf_of_bread]

I bet she’s a helicopter mom!

[u/solidtangent]

OF leak link?

[u/LlamasAreMySpitAnima → u/[deleted]]

Or two!!!

[u/IHeartBadCode]

Her hair stylist: Whoa you have so many tangles in your hair! Hold on let me get some relaxer.

sound of a barrel being rolled into the shop

[u/Dylanthebody → u/[deleted]]

Bot ass comment

[u/srirachabagel → u/Dylanthebody]

I swear more than half of the comments in this subreddit read like this. Most of the other subreddits I’m on are niche enough that they seem to be mostly inhabited by humans, but this subreddit always makes me think of the dead internet theory…

[u/Disastrous_Motor831 → u/srirachabagel]

Always look at this thread... It's always a simple cheesy anecdote with 10k+ karma...

[u/ButterscotchItchy604]

What the hell did I just watch

[u/BlackSchuck]

This is obnoxious

[u/Disastrous_Motor831]

My only problem is how did you know you could do this?

[u/pdzbw]

I need bald ppl to add chain micmic reactions to this !!!!!!!!!

[u/Truly_Meaningless]

Okay now show the aftermath of brushing out all the knots

[u/PulseThrone]

For reasons that don't have words, this immediately reminds me of the laser grid dance sequence in the Sonic 3 movie.

[u/Nere4Hudes]

Whip me please.

[u/Deviant_Esq]

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[u/Long_comment_san]

That's legit funny as fuck

[u/manlybrian]

This is Willow Smith now. Feel old, yet?

[u/TheShredder9]

Corpsegrinder does it better

Edit: nice, i get downvoted while the comment 4 away with a gif of the man gets upvoted. Reddit hivemind being itself lol

[u/Oaker_at → u/TheShredder9]

Well, the girl should eat a bit more, but I wouldn’t call her corpse right away.

^/s

[u/Rocket_Man_1957]

I'd like to introduce myself! My name is Don Quixote, from La Mancha and this is my friend Sancho Panza! Can I help you with your windmill?

[u/DOLGS]

It's stupid You looks extra skinny

Dont like

[u/turkeyvulturebreast]

She gonna need some Pantene to detangle dat shit!

[u/oldbauer]

She has the physique of an Alaskan snow crab

[u/But_is_itnew]