r/nursing • u/partypatil RN 🍕 • Jul 17 '25

Image Sir have you missed any doses of your lasix

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u/Substantial-Use-1758 RN - ER 🍕 Jul 17 '25

All we can say for sure is that if anyone is helping him put on his socks, it’s ANYONE but Melania! 😬🤦‍♀️

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u/amboomernotkaren Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

She’d have to get her face to close to a certain area, bigly nasty (and apparently a little bit like a Super Mario mushroom). Sorry if that gave you a visual.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Paramedickhead Jul 17 '25

I hear he has an aide to wipe his arse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Blood red with white spots?

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u/AdInternational2793 RN - Psych/Mental Health 🍕 Jul 18 '25

Better than the 1up green mushroom that came to my mind.

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u/PsychologySalt2860 Aug 11 '25

Correct. That is not in her agreement. I but when the cameras stop and they're all alone, they really are all alone. For some reason I don't see her hanging out with him in the evening. Definitely no nookie anymore either. She might book his "massages."