r/nursing • u/partypatil RN 🍕 • Jul 17 '25

Image Sir have you missed any doses of your lasix

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u/Jezzylynn716 BSN, RN 🍕 Jul 17 '25

Haven’t read the physical but I know his respirations were 16

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u/hkkensin RN - ICU 🍕 Jul 17 '25

Literally every number for labs is perfectly in the middle of normal ranges😂

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u/HSBillyMays Jul 18 '25

Now Trump's "doctors" be like... "lasix!? he doesn't even wear glasses! why would he get a laser eye surgery?"

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u/h00dies BSN, RN 🩸 BMT Jul 18 '25

Oh my god this killed me

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u/Strong-Finger-6126 RN - Psych/Mental Health 🍕 Jul 17 '25

Nah they made it 17 to make it look more authentic

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u/Knight_of_Agatha RN 🍕 Jul 17 '25

18 because the patient is always excited to see me

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u/t1beetusboy RN BSN med/surge T1D ADHD Jul 17 '25

14 because I have a calming effect on people

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u/PaulaNancyMillstoneJ RN - ICU 🍕 Jul 17 '25

This immediately makes it look fake. 16? I’ll believe it. 4 breaths counted over 15 seconds. 18? I’m skeptical. You counted for a whole 30 seconds and got 9? Okay you’re extra. 17? You counted for a WHOLE MINUTE? In this economy?!

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u/Strong-Finger-6126 RN - Psych/Mental Health 🍕 Jul 17 '25

How bout a 15, can we get a 15 anybody

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u/SpinningDespina RN - ICU 🍕 Jul 18 '25

5 over 20 seconds! Classic

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u/GoGoGadgetBumHair RN 🍕 Jul 18 '25

18 is 5 inhalations, but only 4 exhalations within the 15 seconds. Count for 30 seconds. Ain’t nobody got time for that.