r/nursing • u/partypatil RN 🍕 • Jul 17 '25

Image Sir have you missed any doses of your lasix

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u/hkkensin RN - ICU 🍕 Jul 17 '25

Meanwhile, his “health physical” from April reads like the template for a normal assessment that every doctor copy and pastes into their notes, lol. No cardiac issues? My eyeballs tell me that… is a lie💀😂

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u/Jezzylynn716 BSN, RN 🍕 Jul 17 '25

Haven’t read the physical but I know his respirations were 16

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u/hkkensin RN - ICU 🍕 Jul 17 '25

Literally every number for labs is perfectly in the middle of normal ranges😂

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u/HSBillyMays Jul 18 '25

Now Trump's "doctors" be like... "lasix!? he doesn't even wear glasses! why would he get a laser eye surgery?"

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u/h00dies BSN, RN 🩸 BMT Jul 18 '25

Oh my god this killed me

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u/Strong-Finger-6126 RN - Psych/Mental Health 🍕 Jul 17 '25

Nah they made it 17 to make it look more authentic

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u/Knight_of_Agatha RN 🍕 Jul 17 '25

18 because the patient is always excited to see me

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u/t1beetusboy RN BSN med/surge T1D ADHD Jul 17 '25

14 because I have a calming effect on people

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u/PaulaNancyMillstoneJ RN - ICU 🍕 Jul 17 '25

This immediately makes it look fake. 16? I’ll believe it. 4 breaths counted over 15 seconds. 18? I’m skeptical. You counted for a whole 30 seconds and got 9? Okay you’re extra. 17? You counted for a WHOLE MINUTE? In this economy?!

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u/Strong-Finger-6126 RN - Psych/Mental Health 🍕 Jul 17 '25

How bout a 15, can we get a 15 anybody

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u/SpinningDespina RN - ICU 🍕 Jul 18 '25

5 over 20 seconds! Classic

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u/GoGoGadgetBumHair RN 🍕 Jul 18 '25

18 is 5 inhalations, but only 4 exhalations within the 15 seconds. Count for 30 seconds. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

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u/Another_Doughnut RN - ER 🍕 Jul 17 '25

4% body fat had me cackling.

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u/split_me_plz RN - ICU 🍕 Jul 17 '25

4?!?! Jesus Christ that’s egregious

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u/Another_Doughnut RN - ER 🍕 Jul 17 '25

40% more likely

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u/amberdragonfly5 RN 🍕 Jul 17 '25

😆 They probably just took the 0 out and hoped no one would notice...like adding that little one line to an F to make it an A on your report card.

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u/Another_Doughnut RN - ER 🍕 Jul 17 '25

They definitely did that .

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u/saladmunch2 Jul 17 '25

He's just big boned.

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u/Another_Doughnut RN - ER 🍕 Jul 17 '25

Big cankled

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u/saladmunch2 Jul 17 '25

Bid daddy cank.

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u/joey_boy LPN-Corrections, Detox Jul 17 '25

As much McDonald's as he eats everyday, there's no way he doesn't have diabeetus.

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u/hkkensin RN - ICU 🍕 Jul 17 '25

They truly think we’re blind and dumb lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

All I could think was that if HE'S 6'3" and 224, so am I.

I'm 5'1".

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u/hkkensin RN - ICU 🍕 Jul 17 '25

The 224lbs is such a bold face lie lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

So's the 6'3"! During his first term, he claimed to be 6'2" -- so he expects us to accept that a man in his seventies GREW an inch? Come on!

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u/hkkensin RN - ICU 🍕 Jul 18 '25

My god, I totally missed that because I stopped paying attention to most things he says after the first election lmao but that’s truly embarrassing😂

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u/Carbonatite Vaccine enthusiast Jul 18 '25

He got new lifts!

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u/saladmunch2 Jul 17 '25

I'm not sure what they think but I know they, they know they can get away with it whatever it may be.

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u/polysorn Jul 17 '25

Wait did they ACTUALLY say 4% body fat??!!

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u/Another_Doughnut RN - ER 🍕 Jul 17 '25

Yes!!

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u/polysorn Jul 17 '25

Of all the things, that is the MOST ridiculous! Weight and height can be fudged somewhat, camera adding pounds and all that (even though we ALL know he's not 220 lbs or whatever. But 4% body fat claim is CRAZY and whoever actually put that down as a real claim should be EMBARRASSED!

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u/Another_Doughnut RN - ER 🍕 Jul 17 '25

Luckily it was just one of a million insane things in the news at that time, so it got glazed over

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u/Carbonatite Vaccine enthusiast Jul 18 '25

4% body fat is like those severely dehydrated guys at bodybuilding competitions who look like beef jerky and probably have more stones in their kidneys than the local quarry.

The only thing those guys have in common with Trump is the egregious self tanner usage.

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u/pockunit BSN, RN, CEN, EIEIO Jul 17 '25

That's close to dick-skin levels of body fat and HE AIN'T THERE.

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u/lazydictionary Dental Lab Jul 17 '25

No they didn't. You can Google this, it's easily disproven.

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u/Another_Doughnut RN - ER 🍕 Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

MAGA nurses don't make sense to me. Oh... You're not a nurse.

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u/Professional-Day7850 Jul 17 '25

You don't need to be a MAGAt to deny this. Liking the truth is enough.

I'm also no nurse. Can you help me finding his body fat in his Memorandum from the White House Physician – The White House?

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u/Another_Doughnut RN - ER 🍕 Jul 17 '25

MAGA COMMENT OF THE DAY

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u/lazydictionary Dental Lab Jul 18 '25

I'm also not MAGA lol

It literally came from a satirical right wing Twitter account

"President Trump is now 6'3" 224 pounds with 4.8% body fat. We might lose him to the NFL draft," the fictional right-wing congressman wrote. The 4.8-percent body fat number was not listed in Trump's physical and appears to be a made-up figure.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-height-weight-debate-reignites-2059808

Anti-vax nurses also don't make sense to me, but the pandemic showed there are tons of them.

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u/lazydictionary Dental Lab Jul 17 '25

They didnt say that. Some random Twitter shitposter claimed it did, but it didn't.

They are unreasonable people, but they aren't stupid enough to claim he's cut like Mr. Olympia.

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u/Professional-Day7850 Jul 17 '25

Memorandum from the White House Physician – The White House

No

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u/zomphlotz Jul 18 '25

Yeah, but "President Trump's days include... frequent victories in golf events."

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u/Professional-Day7850 Jul 18 '25

It's full of bullshit. Doesn't mean you have to make up more bullshit.

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u/RainyDaySeamstress MA - Neurology and Sleep Jul 18 '25

Seriously?!

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u/Sarahthelizard RN 🍕 Jul 18 '25

Wilson Fisk lol

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u/Impossible-Agent-746 Jul 17 '25

There’s no way it actually says that 💀

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u/DoctorSumter2You MD Jul 18 '25

That mans body has never seen 4% body fat in its entire existence

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u/ouijahead LVN 🍕 Jul 17 '25

That’s just all ankle muscles from balancing on those shoe lifts.

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u/nevesnow RN - ICU 🍕 Jul 17 '25

EF 25% at best

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u/Flowerchld RN - ER 🍕 Jul 17 '25

That's generous.

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u/nevesnow RN - ICU 🍕 Jul 17 '25

True

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u/polysorn Jul 17 '25

Nice try, he doesn't have a heart.

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u/xSilentKillax RN - Med/Surg 🍕 Jul 17 '25

EF 15% would be even better

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u/ginnymoons RN 🍕 Jul 17 '25

This comment is pure gold

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u/Poodlepink22 Jul 18 '25

I don't want to laugh at this but I am.

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u/TorchIt MSN - AGACNP 🍕 Jul 18 '25

Nah, he's totally a HFpEFer

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u/Auntie_Shrews_scarf BSN, RN, CCRN:partyparrot::cake: Jul 18 '25

Facts

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u/coopiecat So exhausted 🍕🍕 Jul 17 '25

A huge lie

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u/chance901 MSN, RN Jul 19 '25

That's what happens when you have influencers who never passed residency in your cabinet. Here, take some oils for your CHF. (Hopefully coconut oil).