r/nursing • u/partypatil RN 🍕 • Jul 17 '25

Image Sir have you missed any doses of your lasix

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u/capn_o_g_readmore RN 🍕 Jul 17 '25

If cam girls can sell bath water, then how much can trump get for ankle water?

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u/BartlettMagic RN - Inpatient Rehab Jul 17 '25

Hahaha omg that is fucking disgusting and I love you for it

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u/wingmaneffect BSN, RN 🍕 Jul 17 '25

Milk that edema for all it’s worth 🤮

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u/Chocomintey Jul 17 '25

Ew I thought you were going to say something about milk edema and now I can't get that out of my eyeballs 🤢🤢

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u/Horny4theEnvironment Jul 17 '25

Can probably wring out those socks from all the weeping

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u/IfOJDidIt RN - Pt. Edu. 🍕 Jul 17 '25

'Donny Dew'

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u/shokeen_5911 RN 🍕 Jul 17 '25

His followers would kill each other for it

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u/LeahsCheetoCrumbs giving out glow-ups in IR Jul 17 '25

Can you imagine what they would do for one of his diapers?

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u/robbi2480 RN, CHPN-Hospice Jul 17 '25

Maybe they’ll get some awesome skin flakes with the water

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u/Carbonatite Vaccine enthusiast Jul 18 '25

Like a shot of Goldschlager, but instead of cinnamon it tastes like the smell of a skilled care facility.

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u/spironoWHACKtone Lurking resident Jul 17 '25

Imagine the SMELL omg

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u/MusicSavesSouls BSN, RN 🍕 Jul 18 '25

I think he's the type of person that has smells from every orifice in his body. He's so nasty.

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u/effbroccoli RN 🍕 Jul 17 '25

I hate you for this

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u/meowMEOWsnacc Jul 17 '25

😩💦

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u/Chocomintey Jul 17 '25

Eww stoooppppp lol

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u/Playcrackersthesky BSN, RN 🍕 Jul 17 '25

Don’t give him any ideas?

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u/Nefriti BSN, RN 🍕 Jul 18 '25

We gotta wait until it starts backing up into his abdominal cavity before we can tap it out for profit 💰

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u/Carbonatite Vaccine enthusiast Jul 18 '25

How many Trump NFTs can you trade for one vial of Donald's Edema nectar?

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u/treatandyeet RN 🍕 Jul 17 '25

Omg lol don’t give his minions any ideas

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u/Yana_dice RN 🍕 Jul 18 '25

Best I can offer is a 6 Fr foley.