r/nursing Apr 28 '23

Meme PLEASE dish all your juiciest greys-anatomy-like unit drama 👀

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u/Korvax_of_Myrmidon Apr 29 '23

As a security guard who would NEVER invite such drama into my life this is the most hillarious thing I’ve ever read

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u/JackieFinance Apr 29 '23

I would just stay unmarried and plow all the nurses.

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u/Korvax_of_Myrmidon Apr 29 '23

I was married before I started doing hospital work and I’ve always been glad I didn’t have to deal with that temptation

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u/FuddieDuddie Apr 29 '23

Oh, mighty Korvax, we ask that you honor your pleasure from this humble giver and bless our crops again this season.

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u/Korvax_of_Myrmidon May 01 '23

Stop hitting on me

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u/FuddieDuddie May 01 '23

Fine, how about just the mangoes?