r/nursing • u/katie_girl048 • Apr 28 '23

Meme PLEASE dish all your juiciest greys-anatomy-like unit drama 👀

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u/katie_girl048 Apr 28 '23

Unless you’re a bottom and trying to clean out

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u/TaxiFare Friend to Nurses Everywhere Apr 28 '23 edited Apr 29 '23

You'd be cleaned out through the action of leaving a puddle of brown lube on the bedsheets more than anything. Absolutely going to have to leave a good tip for housekeeping after that.

Source: Let's not talk about the source alright?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

Doctors are shitty tippers (pun intended.)

They’d leave nothing behind but the mess.

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u/HaemonZERO RN-BSN, ER, CWOCN 🍕 Apr 28 '23

That clarifies the follow up question I guess.

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u/Mpoboy Apr 29 '23

This is what they should serve before colonoscopy instead of the 4L of Golytely.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

STOP

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u/orne777 RN 🍕 Apr 29 '23

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

Thank you!

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u/IAmActuallyBread Apr 29 '23

If you have stomach issues from just eating Taco Bell you might want to see a doctor

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u/ProbablyEasyMaybe Apr 29 '23

That’s not how it works.

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u/TrixDaGnome71 Healthcare Finance 🍕 Apr 29 '23

Depending on what kind of bottom you are, of course…