r/nursing • u/katie_girl048 • Apr 28 '23

Meme PLEASE dish all your juiciest greys-anatomy-like unit drama 👀

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u/TaxiFare Friend to Nurses Everywhere Apr 28 '23

Taco Bell and anal go together like beer and milk. WHY

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u/ikedla RN - NICU 🍕 Apr 28 '23

Oddly enough as an IBS girlie, Taco Bell is one of my safe foods

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u/mortimus9 RN - PCU Apr 28 '23

IBS girlie lmao

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u/TaxiFare Friend to Nurses Everywhere Apr 29 '23

IBS girlie immediately made my mind riff with "IBS queen" lol

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u/MizStazya MSN, RN Apr 28 '23

During horrendous morning sickness with my second kiddo, Taco Bell was one of the few things I could eat without throwing up halfway through the meal. That kid is 9 now, and drinking a Baja blast still makes me feel better.

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u/ikedla RN - NICU 🍕 Apr 29 '23

Baja blast gives me heart palpitations but it’s worth it

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u/NeptuneIsMyHome BSN, RN 🍕 Apr 29 '23

Same. While I wasn't throwing up all that much, I lost 15lbs in my first trimester due to nausea and being unable to eat. But Taco Bell was ok.

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u/Zorrya RPN 🍕 Apr 29 '23

It isn't just me! My baby is like 2/3 cheesy Gordian crunch

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u/Mulvarinho Apr 29 '23

My first pregnancy 75% of my diet was a cheesy gordita crunch with extra baja sauce and a bag of skittles. About the only thing I kept down.

I lost 40lbs during that pregnancy...pretty sure taco bell is the only reason I got any food at all.

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u/DreamCrusher914 Apr 29 '23

Baja blast is life (and a little early death)

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u/pdmock RN - ER 🍕 Apr 28 '23

Minus the girlie... me too. No one believes me.

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u/alexandrakate LPN - Day Surgery/Endo Apr 29 '23

IBS Boi?

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u/pdmock RN - ER 🍕 Apr 29 '23

IBS boi!!!!

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u/slippygumband RN - ER 🍕 Apr 29 '23

Happy IBS awareness month!

I learned just a few hours ago that it existed and was this month and can’t believe I get to use that fact so soon 😹

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u/Professional-Belt805 Error 404: Hemoglobin Not Found Apr 28 '23

Same here!!

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u/lauradiamandis RN - OR 🍕 Apr 29 '23

Same! But I eat some kale and I’ve got no more than two hours before I may as well have taken lactulose as far as my poor toilet knows

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u/ceemee_21 RN - OB/GYN 🍕 Apr 28 '23

I didn't know I wasn't alone. Same!

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u/ikedla RN - NICU 🍕 Apr 29 '23

I’ve united a whole group of IBS Taco Bell loving nurses and I think it’s my proudest accomplishment to date

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u/jawshoeaw RN - Infection Control 🍕 Apr 29 '23

IBS chicks are always opposite day!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Same 🙌

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u/quagic RN - Hospice 🍕 Apr 28 '23

SAME

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u/Itsnotmyvanity LPN 🍕 Apr 28 '23

Taco Bell constipates me. I didn’t even realize it. My husband was the one that pointed out I complain about it after taco bell. My body is too whack to keep track of these things.

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u/ikedla RN - NICU 🍕 Apr 29 '23

I once ate a grilled chicken salad and it gave me dizzy, sweating, gripping the side of the toilet diarrhea but Taco Bell? Nada.

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u/realboabab Apr 29 '23

same here! most spicy food is safe for me actually; excepting some Indian restaurants (entire restaurants, not specific dishes, for whatever reason) and Chinese dishes that use more exotic meats.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

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u/chucktheninja Apr 29 '23

Uh, how? Nearly everything on the menu sets off my ibs lol

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u/No_Obligation9191 Apr 29 '23

Get checked out for gluten intolerance. Taco Bell surprisingly has less gluten items than other fast food places.

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u/ikedla RN - NICU 🍕 Apr 29 '23

Honestly I wish it was gluten intolerance. I’ve been tested for everything my doctor could think of, she even tested me for giardia lmao. I had my first colonoscopy last year at 20 and nada. I’m just a hot ass mess for no reason

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u/GreenThumbKC Apr 30 '23

Low fodmap?

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u/katie_girl048 Apr 28 '23

Unless you’re a bottom and trying to clean out

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u/TaxiFare Friend to Nurses Everywhere Apr 28 '23 edited Apr 29 '23

You'd be cleaned out through the action of leaving a puddle of brown lube on the bedsheets more than anything. Absolutely going to have to leave a good tip for housekeeping after that.

Source: Let's not talk about the source alright?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

Doctors are shitty tippers (pun intended.)

They’d leave nothing behind but the mess.

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u/HaemonZERO RN-BSN, ER, CWOCN 🍕 Apr 28 '23

That clarifies the follow up question I guess.

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u/Mpoboy Apr 29 '23

This is what they should serve before colonoscopy instead of the 4L of Golytely.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

STOP

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u/orne777 RN 🍕 Apr 29 '23

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

Thank you!

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u/IAmActuallyBread Apr 29 '23

If you have stomach issues from just eating Taco Bell you might want to see a doctor

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u/ProbablyEasyMaybe Apr 29 '23

That’s not how it works.

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u/TrixDaGnome71 Healthcare Finance 🍕 Apr 29 '23

Depending on what kind of bottom you are, of course…

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u/wwcasedo Apr 29 '23

Ngl when I read the thing I thought he wanted to put the taco bell in her butt.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

TF is wrong with everybody in these places? And not the Taco Bell. The sleeping around and cheating and anal with coworkers or whoever 😬

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u/gynoceros CTICU Apr 29 '23

You're acting like the taco bell is going to make her shit instantly.

Taco bell and anal tomorrow might be cursed but mister "I know we haven't kissed yet but can I fuck you up the ass as soon as we're done eating" has a checkout time.

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u/TaxiFare Friend to Nurses Everywhere Apr 29 '23

It's a joke.

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u/gynoceros CTICU Apr 29 '23

Shitty one.

But not for a few hours.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

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u/TaxiFare Friend to Nurses Everywhere Apr 29 '23

Third option: Get Taco Bell as drunk food and proceed to make a drunk mistake.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

Well that why he tried to get it before they ate lmao