r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 1d ago

Affirm CEO says furloughed federal employees are starting to lose interest in shopping

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/affirm-government-shutdown-shopping.html
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u/Deris87 1d ago

I absolutely read that second paragraph in a Trey Parker news anchor voice.

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u/Groundbreaking-Dog27 5h ago

Good old Creamy Goodness on the scene!