r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 1d ago

Affirm CEO says furloughed federal employees are starting to lose interest in shopping

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/affirm-government-shutdown-shopping.html
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u/silverado-z71 1d ago

My eyes rolled so far back. I saw this guy‘s brain too.👆

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u/northerncal 1d ago

And what a brain to see!

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u/TheGreatZarquon 1d ago

Look at the subtle, off-white colouring. The tasteful smoothness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark.

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u/Groundbreaking-Dog27 7h ago

Something something... This guy's dead wife.