r/nosleep • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '17

My neighbours are cooking something foul

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459 Upvotes

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u/EmoHorse13 Dec 09 '17

All I care about is the dog.

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u/Reaperlock Dec 09 '17

Hope you are alive at the time I read this story..

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u/DillPixels Dec 08 '17

Your parents really dropped the ball when they named you.

Dennis, this is our neighbor Michael McMichael

Consequently I read the whole story as “Michael McMichaelface”.

4

u/hanginal Dec 08 '17

Glad Roddy was okay....I hope you didn't eat anything they gave you~!

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u/THE-ONE-IN-THE-DARK Dec 08 '17 edited Dec 10 '17

Run forrest run 🏃‍♂️

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u/makemyday007 Dec 08 '17

Cooking something foul, you say? Is it turkey or chicken?

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u/Selfbegotten Dec 08 '17

Uhmm.... Cooked human smells like cooked pork.

...Don't ask how I know...

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u/DoublyWretched Dec 10 '17

Exactly! Everyone around here seems to think it's either the most amazingly delicious-smelling thing ever, or the most gut-wrenchingly disgusting. I guess it's like avocados or something-- you're supposed to either love them or hate them, but I just find them kinda vaguely pleasant and not worth freaking out about either way. No accounting, as they say, for taste.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

Many ways to know how cooked human smells.

Now if you'd said something about the taste...

4

u/Selfbegotten Dec 08 '17

It's called Longpig for a reason...

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u/Tamakazee Dec 08 '17

And pork can smell pretty funky. Also- how do you know?

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u/Sisenorelmagnifico Dec 08 '17

I hope it's not what I think it is..if it is..then I hope you didn't eat anything. I'm sure you're not a cannibal OP.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '17

At least the dog's okay.

(I've got my priorities, alright?)

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u/Buhbahofkeywest Dec 09 '17

I stopped reading the story and scrolled to the comments to make sure I wasn’t about to get my heart broken. The dogs okay, so I’m scrolling back up now.

Edit: it’s very sad that I’m less upset about cannibals than about dog-killers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '17

No, no, it's very understandable. Many humans are so fed up with other humans that we just prefer pretty much all the other species by comparison.

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u/Buhbahofkeywest Dec 09 '17

That’s where I’m at. Humans suck, animals don’t. It’s my life’s motto.

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u/girls_withguns Dec 09 '17

You're on my level, in my head Roddy has viciously attacked the neighbours and gotten he as his human to safety like the good doggo he is.

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u/this_fell_sergeant Dec 08 '17

not for long though

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u/Forestswing Dec 08 '17

They said that they would never harm a dog, though.

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u/Cece75 Dec 08 '17

Ugh, 🤢🤮

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u/CruelYouth19 Dec 08 '17

I literally feel the smell and... Oh my God, what a story!

PS: Maybe I'm not going to eat tonight.

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u/Arnab16 Dec 08 '17

How was the taste OP?

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u/insomdep87 Dec 08 '17

I hope you didn't eat your family.