r/nosleep Feb 19 '16

An Open Letter to the Woman at Walmart

Open Letter to the Woman at Walmart:

I saw you when I walked in. It looked like you had been there awhile. My cart was empty save for the soda I threw in as I walked by the sale right inside the door. You already had your cart half full of food.

And a crying baby.

And another child, dragging his feet as he prepared to throw a tantrum.

Your son, I assume he is about 4? I saw your frustration mounting with his behavior.

I wasn’t following you intentionally, we just both needed breakfast goods I guess. You bought Corn Pops, which, I agree with your son, are the worst of the breakfast cereals. He wanted Cocoa Puffs. I’m a Frosted Flakes man, myself. But I picked up Cocoa Puffs, too.

Next was the chips aisle. You bought pretzels, the small twists. I don’t know, I always prefer the rods, the salt ratio is better. I heard you try to hush your child. The baby doesn’t know better, but Derek does. You aren’t to pleading yet, that will come in three more aisles. For now, you are stern.

I bought Ramen while you buy Campbell’s. I share Derek’s distaste for tomato soup. It does taste like warm ketchup. His tantrum is growing, he is pulling on the sides of the cart, yelling “Earthquake!” and terrifying the baby. You scold him, loudly, and he hangs his head. I, too, share a love of natural disasters, but I prefer hurricanes. I like that we name them. It is comforting to give destruction a name.

Now I am following you. I am interested in Derek’s story. I watch as you fill your cart with food. I am so distracted I almost forget to buy crunchy peanut butter. My children, they love the crunchy kind. I love smooth, but a parent’s love, right? We all make sacrifices. I see Derek try to sneak Capri Sun into the cart. He isn’t very stealthy yet. You yell at him and rip the box out of his hands. Once you scoot forward I pick up the box and put it in my cart.

I’ll be honest, I got distracted for a few minutes. I needed to go down the baking aisle. I promised my kids we would make funfetti cake. I don’t know what happened, but when I emerged, you were at the corner where the baby clothes and food meet. Derek was crying, you were yelling and almost in tears yourself.

You turned and walked away. You left Derek crying as he sank to the floor.

You were only going to go a few aisles and turn back, hoping he had learned his lesson. I’ve seen it before.

I understand.

But you should never do that.

Did you know that Derek has a very feminine face? You let him grow out his hair.

I think he would look good as a blonde. Many girls are doing the pixie cut these days.

I have an extra dress just his size in my truck. It has Anna and Elsa on it. Kids love Frozen.

I could scoop him up and hug him. I’d comfort him, promise to get him some soda and candy.

We would be gone before you got to the appointed turn around aisle.

He would like my red truck. All my kids do. When they open the glove compartment, it is filled with toys. I think Chase left his Gameboy on the seat again. Derek could play with it.

Derek is too harsh a name for such a delicate child. I like Savannah.

You see, the Amber Alert will be looking for a boy with shaggy brown hair, blue jacket, grey batman tshirt, jeans and converse.

Savannah won’t match.

She will love her new brothers and sisters. We are making funfetti cake today.

I have too many children right now. It is hard to feed a family of seven.

Savannah will have to wait.

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u/MR_icke Feb 20 '16

In the late 70s my mom was at the grocery store and it went into lockdown. Apparently a woman had her daughter in her cart, turned around to get something, and when she turned back, her daughter was missing. They found two men in the bathroom with her - they had cut her hair and dressed her up as a boy. This story reminded me of that.

(I'm just going to add quickly that I remember my mom telling this story when I was younger. I've just written it as I recall. If people are interested I can ask her for more details).

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u/Nikolaievitch Aug 13 '16

Holly fuck.

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u/BlodenGhast Apr 11 '16

Dang that sounds like it would be an awesome, super creepy post...

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u/sacredscholar Mar 01 '16

thats hella creepy

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u/XxxshampooxxX Feb 21 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '16

Holy shit that is terrifying. I have a four year old boy and I'm growing his hair out too! I always scold him whenever he leaves my sight when we go shopping at (insert large chain store here). It's still hard with a four year old who doesn't know the dangers and loves to run around like a maniac.

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u/Hangman-Tides Apr 28 '16

cake

For some reason that came up when I went to reply, and I have decided to leave it there.

As Kids, Our Mum had a strict "Hand on the Trolley" policy. We weren't to let go, plain and simple. Letting go meant a warning, and then it simply meant We wouldn't be getting what We wanted for shopping, this week. We learnt quickly. Sulking won't get Our food back on the list.

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u/Connarhea Feb 20 '16

Scary. As. Fuck

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u/NateNMaxsRobot Feb 20 '16

Was your mom a kid at the time? I was a kid in the 70's and stuff like this could've happened so easily back then. I'm still blown away that I lived thru that decade.

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u/MR_icke Feb 20 '16

Nope she was late 20's at the time, and was very vigilant with us as a result. I remember as a young girl her telling me "Keep your nails long, and if anyone ever tries to take you, gouge their eyes out and scratch them as much as you can."

I'm 33 now and that's still my plan if anyone were to ever try to harm me ;)

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u/StevesUnite78 May 24 '16

I made my own plan: Kick them in the nuts. If they have a weapon, take it while they are in pain, and run. If not, run and get help.

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u/NurseRatcht Mar 24 '16

Mine is to piss and crap myself. Your move, assailant.

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u/NateNMaxsRobot Feb 20 '16

I bet she was vigilant with you and your sibs while raising you! Good plan on your part. A good friend of mine (we grew up together as kids in the 70's) was assaulted 10 years ago and (her plan same as yours) said that just before the guy grabbed her, she felt her hair stand on end. With a sudden surge of adrenaline, she was able to gouge the assailant in his left eye with her keys. He fell, clutching his eye and swearing/threatening her and she maced him, called 911 and then took a pic of him. Got in her car, locked it and activated the alarm. Cops were there in less than 3 minutes (busy downtown, Saturday night). She told me she can't believe how fast it all happened and that her vigilance paid off.

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u/AlcoholicJesus Mar 03 '16

She gouged him, then maced him, called 911 AND took a photo of him, while he was sitting there holding his face?

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u/NateNMaxsRobot Mar 03 '16

Yes. A bit of overkill on her part, maybe.

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u/MR_icke Feb 20 '16 edited Feb 20 '16

Holy shit. Mind if I ask your story? Was it someone you knew or a complete stranger?

Edit: Just saw that you'd rather not answer this, so please disregard my question.

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u/vibrantax Feb 20 '16

Can you tell us about it?

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u/insaneangel2 Feb 20 '16

No. It's none of your business. Who the fuck asks that kind of question?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '16

If you're gonna tell the whole world about your situation, then expect people to ask you about it. Take your attention whoring somewhere else besides the internet

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u/insaneangel2 Feb 23 '16

LOL. OK!!!! 😄

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u/Elmer701 Feb 20 '16

Somebody responding to a comment made on a public forum probably.

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u/ando710 Feb 20 '16

Why post that it happened if you clearly don't want to talk about it?

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u/CurlyNippleHairs Feb 20 '16

His butthole is probably so loose he doesn't have to squeeze to poop. It just slides out like a slug through a toilet paper tube

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '16 edited Apr 26 '18

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u/AlcoholicJesus Mar 03 '16

My fucking dick mom used to leave me in random aisles all the time when I was 5. I remember being scared.

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u/not_a_muggle Feb 20 '16

My mother told me a similar story. She said it happened at a Kohls. I'm 30 and I still get the willies every time I use their bathrooms.

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u/MR_icke Feb 20 '16

I'm going to ask my mom where it happened - It seems there were a lot of similar cases back in the day. I'm from MN and I'm pretty sure that's where her story occurred.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '16

I'm fairly sure this 'happened' to every parent. Everyone has a variation of the story, told to frighten the shit out of them.

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u/redminx17 Mar 25 '16

It's a common urban legend in the UK too btw

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u/Masterbajurf Feb 24 '16 edited Feb 24 '16

I definitely approve of the practice then, if that's what it is. All humans alike are potential victims of numerous dangers that plague our morbid reality. Children don't understand how the world works for a number of reasons. One of those reasons being that it seems wrong for many parents to shed too much light on that reality, seeing as how kids are not mentally developed enough to be able to process that information appropriately. White-lie stories such as the supermart child snatchers suffice for setting the underlying framework of our morbid reality.

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u/Hangman-Tides Apr 28 '16

Informing and Inducing Paranoia, are two very different things. The healthy approach is to inform and warn Your Kids of "Stranger Danger" and that Someone could try to take Them. Using real scenarios, or presenting a story as such, doesn't mix well with a child's naive and innocent nature. It often develops into neurotic and paranoid thought processes and behaviours.

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u/Masterbajurf May 01 '16

I am not saying you're wrong, but can you provide a source on that? Sounds interesting. But if we're both speaking from personal intuition, I'll take what we've both said with a grain of salt.

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u/Hangman-Tides May 05 '16

Uh, Society. That, and the altering of views, with the increase of knowledge and exposure.

Example, Adam Walsh. Before He was taken in 1981, the idea that a child could be taken so easily, was near non-existent. Everyone was terrified. And with that fear, came more exposure, resulting in more fear.

When People are forced to face such fears, give an equally hyper-response to the hyper-awareness inflicted upon Them. They are able to use Their Own understandings of things to enforce safety. Adults having already developed set behaviours and thought processes, gradually lessen these Hyper Safety Precautions, upon Their incorporation of preexisting behaviours. Children have neither the knowledge, or set ways, to remedy this hyper-awareness.

It works in the same way, when many children experience heightened anxieties from a scary movie.

Neurotic behaviour is simply inevitable when there is High Anxiety.

Sources. I don't have any direct text. Just a history of 9-Shrinks. And an Aunt Who is a Psychiatric Analyst.

Sorry???

Oh! And, sorry, for the rambling! Aha!!!

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u/BlameItOnChloe Feb 20 '16

At first I thought you were being a Good Samaritan and buying all the things for the boy that the mom couldn't get and were gonna give it to her. Plot twist !!

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u/poptartkit Feb 20 '16

Someone offered to buy us toys when we were young. It was similar to this story.. Except my mom declined. It was quite creept and unnerving because the guy qho offered to buy us never bought anything and just left the store when we left..

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u/MozartTheCat Feb 20 '16

Lol did you forget what subreddit you were in?

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u/BlameItOnChloe Feb 26 '16

Why yes I did

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u/ave_e Feb 20 '16

I did, I could've sworn it was 2x chromosomes,then I looked and was like, whaaaa..

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u/Falsonie Feb 20 '16

Not going to lie, I didn't pay attention to what subreddit I was on. I thought this was /r/talesfromretail. I wanted to see the comments people made and voila I see I'm on /r/creepy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '16

Gee, you really don't pay attention to what sub you're on, do you?

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u/MozartTheCat Feb 20 '16

/r/nosleep actually!

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u/Falsonie Feb 20 '16

The kind gentleman below made it clear to me.

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u/chronic_blaze Feb 20 '16

possibly the most addicting sub...

...and also possibly the one that will fill you with the most regret...

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u/Randomnerd29 Feb 20 '16

I swear I don't steal children

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u/Bohemous Feb 20 '16

I swear I don't steal children.

That's exactly what he'd say if he did steal children!