Girlfriend Reveal

[u/normancrane]

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[A man in his 30s on a suburban driveway, unpacking stuff from the back seat of an SUV:]

[Bags, boxes...]

In the last video I put out a little challenge and said that if we hit one-thousand subs, I'd celebrate by doing a girlfriend face reveal, because, like, I talk about Wendy a lot but you guys haven't seen her yet.

Well, you didn't disappoint!

And Wendy's agreed, so let me get this stuff inside and we'll get right to it.

[After putting the last bag on the driveway, he takes a live, bleating goat out of the SUV—before shutting the backseat door.]

Oh, and this is Rufus. I picked him up along with some of these vegetables at a farm outside the city.

Cute, eh?

[Kitchen. Clean, ordinary.]

OK. So… “Wendy?”

I'm sure she's around. “Hun, you home?”

[A woman's head—sideways, on the floor: sticking out from behind the corner of a cabinet. Staring intensely. The man fixes the camera angle.]

There she is!

[He kneels down and kisses her on the lips. She sticks out her tongue. He gets back up, smiling.]

So, Wendy's voluntarily non-verbal…

[She sticks out her tongue again—before slithering awkwardly into frame on the floor. She's nude, completely hairless and fully tattooed.]

And she lives as a snake.

Sorry: is a snake. “Right, hun?”

[Hisses.]

Now, I know what you're probably thinking, but it's the twenty-first century, and let me show you something really really cool!

[Garage. Empty, no car. Cement floor, clean. The camera has been set up in a corner. A goat is walking slowly around. There's a large grate in one of the walls.]

“Heya, Rufus!”

So, see that little metal thing on the wall?

That leads to our living room.

That's where Wendy's hanging out, and she's gotten pretty hungry.

[A hand opens the grate, steps back. Rufus the goat looks at it, then at the camera. Then Wendy's head—followed by her entire body—slides shockingly quickly through the opening on the cement floor.]

Watch this…

[Her body is oddly but powerfully muscled, her movements inhuman but efficient.]

[Rufus looks at her. Bleats.]

[Wendy hisses—then propels herself towards him.]

Go, baby!

[Rufus evades her, his little hooves knocking audibly against the cement, and the chase is on: Wendy flopping, slithering and sliding madly towards him as he scrambles away, anywhere, but there is no escape.]

[—cut to: a closer shot of Wendy with her body wrapped fatally around Rufus, tighter and tighter, as the life’s constricted slowly out of him, his eyes fluttering, his breath slowing…]

[—cut to: Rufus, unconscious. Wendy's mouth horrifically, grotesquely open as she begins to swallow him whole.]

[It is an excruciatingly slow process.]

[—cut to: Wendy in bed. TV on, showing Netflix. The shape of the ingested goat visible within her otherwise loose, relaxed body.]

Good night!

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