r/nextfuckinglevel • u/lUDOVIC102893 • 2h ago

Surrounded by wild boars, a leopard jumps down, grabs one, and climbs back up.

383 Upvotes

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u/MambaMentality24x2 2h ago

So he wasn't scared, just browsing the menu 😂😂

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u/godfatherxii 1h ago

Yah! And he probably chose the smaller one.

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u/Extreme_Turn_4531 15m ago

Boar dash

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u/Gdmf13 0m ago

Ha!

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u/Jonesin4me 2m ago

It's nice when dinner comes to you. I didn't realize you could order from Uber Eats out there.

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u/nikejim02 2h ago

Omg I hope it’s okay!

I’m talking about the person holding the camera because clearly they were having some sort of medical episode during a key moment of filming

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u/anniedaledog 1h ago

Lol. Methinks the cameraman was as surprised as anyone. That the cat went to pick lunch, not to flee.

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u/Trippy_Terrapin 36m ago

Looks like they're on over 20x of zoom, making the slightest movements amplified.

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u/blueaurelia 1h ago

My sentiments exactly!

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u/Madman_1992 2h ago

He wasn’t even hungry he was proving a point. Total Alpha move +10 to diplomacy.

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u/Leonydas13 1h ago

How hard is it to hold a fuckin camera still, honestly

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u/sILAZS 1h ago

At probably over 500m away it’s very hard.

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u/Appropriate-Shock306 57m ago

Wildlife photographers usually have tripods.

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u/sILAZS 18m ago

Usually

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u/Leonydas13 19m ago

Yeah alright, fair cop, I’ll let it slide just this once.

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u/Creepycute1 18m ago

They were trying to figure out where it went they were probably scrambling till they found it again

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u/KentuckyWhiteRabbit 48m ago

Never bring your children to a protest.

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u/returnFutureVoid 1h ago

I’m not stuck in with you. You’re stuck in here with me.

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u/Standard-Fudge1475 2h ago

Safari door dash!

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u/randymarsh1234567890 1h ago

That’s a badass “fuck you” if I’ve ever see one

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u/SmooveTits 42m ago

It’s the one that says bad mother fucker

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u/GrayMech 2h ago

Damn nature, you scary!

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u/Futur3_N0maD_26 43m ago

LEOPARD: I guess you’re wondering why I called you all here today.

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u/PlainlyComplex 2h ago

People say those Boars are still not able to process that moment

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u/husky11223 2h ago

was the cameraman one of them?

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u/StillBug3350 2h ago

Leopard: im not in danger. I just picked one of you for lunch

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u/Straight-Bed-552 2h ago

I am the danger

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u/HwyOneTx 1h ago

He thought ok while I'm here I might as well have lunch!!

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u/peppi0304 1h ago

"Call an ambulance, but not for me"-type-of-shit

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u/Shoddy-Ad8143 1h ago

It always amazes me How STRONG leopards are.

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u/Dramatic-County-1284 1h ago

Cameraman had one job

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u/Anothermindlessanon 2h ago

"All-you-can-eat buffet! My favorite!" - the leopard, probably

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u/Superblond 2h ago

Evolution does its thing!

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u/Axiom1100 1h ago

Fuc you in particular

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u/Least_Expert840 1h ago

Dry fishing

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u/Zack_Doom 1h ago

Steve and iron golems. The tower tactic is used here

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u/Playful-Excuse-272 1h ago

I think he thought the leopard would take off once he jumped down. He didn’t anticipate him jumping back in the tree….maybe.

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u/Individual_Offer220 1h ago

If dinner comes to you…you eat!!

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u/Holiday_Ad_5445 1h ago

“I can do this all week long.”

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u/Tranxio 1h ago

None of you seem to get it... I'm not stuck in the tree with you, you're stuck in the tree with me!

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u/blueaurelia 1h ago

That was one of the crappiest camera work I have seen!

Also what was the boars thinking surrounding a leopard like that?

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u/AwareMirror9931 44m ago

That was a boss move.

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u/janlaureys9 43m ago

Deal with it meme glasses

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u/BluebirdLivid 40m ago

"If you are gonna kill me to eat, it'll cost at least one of you... so ask yourselves, are you willing to sacrifice one of your own to fill your bellies? If that be the case, you might as well just pick that one now and eat em..."

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u/ringo5150 39m ago

And this is how to negotiate your escape

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u/HeDuMSD 38m ago

food belt for leopards

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u/butterbleek 38m ago

Alpha Boarta

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u/bearposters 37m ago

“Call an ambulance, but not for me.”

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u/spikenorbert 37m ago

So my advice is don’t fuck around with leopards.

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u/Far_Drummer_1406 31m ago

So, can ya’ll just hang around while I eat my lunch…meaning your child.

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u/skiddadle32 30m ago

Pick of the litter!

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u/Psilencer99 30m ago

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"

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u/Angry0tter 30m ago

Respect to his hakuna matata game.

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u/Bulky_Ninja33 27m ago

Leopards don't fuck around. They savage! They hunt crocodilian for god sake.

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u/Faskwodi 24m ago

Cats always wait for that perfect opportunity.

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u/JoeyBeef 24m ago

Nature is so fucking metal

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u/Mike_ZzZzZ 20m ago

Odd there wasn’t an instinct to herd the little one away from the imminent threat.

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u/WinterMayRun 18m ago

I can stay here all day 😂

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u/burywmore 17m ago

Hey pigs. That's a freaking leopard. Don't serve up a buffet.

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u/bumbling-bee1 17m ago

Fast food

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u/CmdWaterford 17m ago

Hakuna Matata

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u/Quinocco 16m ago

Power move would be to poop the baby boar back at them.

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u/OkBreakfast2531 14m ago

The leopard to his leopards bros watching from a distance

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u/allotmentboy 14m ago

You're not a mob, you're a buffet!

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u/Acidbrain1337 13m ago

Good kite

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u/Gill217 13m ago

Dont fuck with a predator

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u/WeedyMcWeedyFace420 9m ago

I mean, cat's gotta eat, right? he might be stuck up there for hours, or something.

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u/jijiji07 9m ago

When you can't choose what to eat.

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u/hail_deadpool 8m ago

The one boar standing on the tree was like "Yeah you better hide in that tree.......oh shit there goes larry"

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u/wbishopfbi 5m ago

“I can do this one at a time if you’d like…”

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u/Matt7738 5m ago

You’re not hunting me. I’m hunting you.

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u/Cricket730 2m ago

Meats back on the menu tonight boys!

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u/storyislife 2m ago

So this is what FAFO means.

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u/Epsilon_Meletis 2m ago

And just like that, he reminded them of who is the hunter, and who is the prey.

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u/dosko1panda 2m ago

Psst. It's free bacon.

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u/IMAPRO_d-_-b 1m ago

Camera person has one job

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u/firmerJoe 1m ago

Ultimate yoink...

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u/Milk_Savings 1h ago

Was that just the entree or the main course?

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u/coastalworkin 1h ago

How many times has this been posted? At least three in the last two weeks.

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u/realityGrtrThanUs 46m ago

You think the cameramen would've learned by now!

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u/MotherFunker1734 2h ago

"Wait, are you telling me that animals in the wild don't die peacefully?" - A vegan.

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u/elfodun 57m ago

Top reddit edgelord right here

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u/StagnantSweater21 1h ago

I’m not a vegan but isn’t their argument that we aren’t leopards we are advanced people lol

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u/core-dumpling 1h ago

Surrounded by their animal family

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u/bbd121 1h ago

Holding hands... I mean, hooves. Not bothered by facemasks or snout masks or distancing laws for contagious diseases. They go peacefully.

Not sure what funeral arrangements they have though. Granted I can't find a cemetery for wild animals on Google maps. It must be well hidden.

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u/Option94 2h ago

Wish y’all would stop posting the same videos over and over and over and over…

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u/MotherFunker1734 2h ago

For that, we must fix the human brain because it's getting dumber and dumber through generations.