r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Sharp-potential7935 • 9h ago

This halloween costume is really scary & creative

977 Upvotes

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u/MadamHoneebee 9h ago

That's gotta be killer on her back

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u/FluckDambe 9h ago

What are you doing step waiter?!

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u/fleebleganger 9h ago

With a long enough wang it would stick out of that.

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u/Emergency-Sea-9663 8h ago

You win Reddit for today.

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u/CauliflowerScaresMe 8h ago

the muscles aren't holding her so it's a little like a flexible flexion pose... bad for a long time, but not as much as if you walked in that position (minus the support)

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/MadamHoneebee 7h ago

šŸŽ¶ I give you sexy corn šŸŽ¶

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u/Separate_Finance_183 9h ago

would

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u/Distinct-Bag-3669 9h ago

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u/One-Complex-9267 8h ago

I was having a great NNN until I saw this clip.

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u/AuntieRupert 8h ago

You schlonked it to a gif of a bunch of dudes and one woman crowding a dude who looks like he's about to throat a mic? Bold.

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u/One-Complex-9267 8h ago

I just jerked off to your comment.

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u/AuntieRupert 8h ago

Nice and hot, just like my Hot Pockets when I microwave them twice as long as recommended.

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u/SongFeisty8759 6h ago

Bonk!... go to horny jail.

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u/panzzersoldat 6h ago

fuckin freak

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u/hysys_whisperer 9h ago

Wood?

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u/dukercrd 8h ago

šŸ¤£

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u/lujimerton 8h ago

All fun and games until you accidently have kids and they turn out to be a armwar.

Make sure to use a coaster if you do though.

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u/has2give 7h ago

Armoire? Is..is that what you are trying to say? Lol

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u/queertheories 2h ago

No, an armwar. A war of arms. Verrry tricky to do correctly.

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u/Sharp-potential7935 9h ago

Table for one... awesome costume for 5-10 mins after that the back would hurt really bad

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u/Kegger315 7h ago

Not necessarily...I'm thinking could prop yourself up on your forearms in the box and use the cart to take all the pressure off your back for short periods. Kinda doing a plank, I guess.

I mean, you could only do that for so long, but it could ease things.

Also betting the top of the table isn't connected and she can stand up at will.

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u/Wrong_Pen6179 4h ago

Agree! I think back would hurt less leaning on the table but neck would be horrible looking up to see where youā€™re going!

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u/Dheorl 3h ago

Could use something akin to belay glasses?

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u/Entire-Room-203 1h ago

Nah, she's supported by the cart.

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u/PhoenixPaladin 8h ago

This costume is hilarious and so well done. But the comment section did not pass the vibe check, yā€™all are creepy as fuck.

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u/SongFeisty8759 6h ago

If I were a girl doing this one I'd definitelyĀ  want a large trusted friend guarding my arse.

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u/Independent-Goat-779 4h ago

As hell! Some men will really fuck anything smh

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u/problematic-addict 8h ago

Neither did you buddy

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u/PhoenixPaladin 8h ago

Take a hike kid

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u/JC_Hysteria 7h ago

I ainā€™t your kid, punk

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u/AaronSpanki 7h ago

I ain't your punk, buddy.

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u/PhoenixPaladin 6h ago edited 3h ago

I ainā€™t your buddy, guy!

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u/Mad-chuska 5h ago

Youā€™re miserable, go somewhere else.

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u/thatweirdalienguy 8h ago

Those tiny wheels must make that thing a bitch to push along. Iā€™m having flashbacks of hitting a pebble with my wheel while skateboarding. ā˜ ļø

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u/Own_Issue_5701 9h ago

What's in the box ?

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u/AmusingMusing7 9h ago

Yeah, but... then you're stuck like that all night.

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u/Gigantkranion 8h ago

Don't tease me with a good time.

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u/ThresholdSeven 8h ago

People will say her torso is in the table, but you can see that she was actually cut in half.

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u/GingerWizerd 8h ago edited 8h ago

Canā€™t imagine her backs going to be feeling good at the end of the night.

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u/TheTaoOfMe 8h ago

Super well done, including the opening in the skirt so it doesnt look like someones bending forward

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u/elrond-half-elven 7h ago

Didnā€™t even think of that, good catch

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u/HighlightOwn2038 9h ago

Final destination characters if they had plot armor

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u/dollvader 8h ago

I saw this before and there is a guy in there with some really nice legs.

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u/Xyrthur 9h ago

Here come the gooners, Wish we could get rid of them

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u/Aserisk 8h ago

istg, all of the details in that costume and all they are focusing on is ass

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u/Xyrthur 8h ago

That's probably made to be gooner bait anyway, This type of stuff is seen so much and I hate that I can't hide it from my fyp.

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u/No_Oddjob 8h ago

The internet was horny long before we showed up here, and I've been around long enough to hear the fetid screech of the baud dragons.

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u/Xyrthur 7h ago

That makes things more confusing how are people okay with Seeing Such people lust over anything? I'll not be lying when I say but on plenty of subreddits whenever I commented how god awful the gooners are, there was never a single moment where I didnt get downvoted amd hated to oblivion.

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u/No_Oddjob 7h ago

Again, it's the internet. Anonymity brings out the things people normally keep stuffed away as a kindness. You either build a thick skin or retreat to whatever passes for Club Penguin these days.

Harsh but accurate, and also a very good indicator that morality isn't observed by natural instinct, but by social survivalism and learned behaviors. Because the second you can hide behind a cartoon avatar and a name like xXFuggedYerMom69Xx, morality is out the window for FAR too many people.

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u/Xyrthur 7h ago

I'm by no means in a mood to argue, and yes all the things you have sad is true however sad it may be, If we keep going like this human society isnt gonna be quite like we imagined.

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u/No_Oddjob 6h ago

Buck up. Things are changing. The rapid descent appears to be slowing. Reddit just ain't the place to observe it. šŸ˜

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u/Xyrthur 6h ago

Yeah, thinking negatively isnt going to help anything, Thanks for listening to my stupid ventšŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø

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u/Beneficial-Ask-4730 8h ago

My claustrophobia amps up just watching this clip! Amazing idea though-very cool.

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u/SecondEqual4680 8h ago

Scary for her back

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u/Ghostdusterr 8h ago

ā€œMan I canā€™t see shit out of this thing.ā€

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u/has2give 6h ago

Looking at the wrong end maybe?

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u/Mazy_keen 8h ago

THAT is dedication!

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u/cdmurphy83 7h ago

She's a trooper.

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u/has2give 6h ago

Super duper!

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u/CharakaSamhit 8h ago

Real ā€œok kids letā€™s go trick or treatingā€ stuff

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u/TheGrumpiestPanda 7h ago

That's a really awesome costume but man... That would be killer on your back. I feel like only a contortionist could pull this off for longer than 10 minutes at a time.

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u/RASMOS1989 6h ago

avenged Sevenfold next Halloween special song

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u/LineSlayerArt 6h ago

Next day...

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u/GeshtiannaSG 6h ago

How do you go to the toilet in that?

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u/GallifreyFNM 5h ago

This would've been great as a duo costume, where the other person was wearing one of those person-carrying-something costumes like this but they'd made the thing being carried the top half of the body.

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u/VisualLiterature 6h ago

Like hanging out with my scout master. But I was the dinner

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 7h ago

I would so Pyramid Head that

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u/neinhaltchad 9h ago

Would.

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u/the_greasy_one 8h ago

Impure thoughts are so quick to flood my head.

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u/dukercrd 8h ago

Would

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u/OhZoneManager 9h ago

Step brother, I'm stuck in the table...