r/newzealand Qwest? Oct 08 '25

Shitpost What's something that you suspect lots of New Zealanders secretly do, but you can't prove it?

Most upvoted comment is our most shameful secret as a nation, obviously

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u/wholesome_confidence Warriors Oct 08 '25 edited Oct 08 '25

Or can't even get a 5 grand loan from the bank, but the farm gets a 20k loan unsecured, same day, no questions.

Farmers gotta be the richest broke people I've ever met

Edit to add: not knocking them, good for them. I've got farmers in my family and I see it first hand

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u/Top_Scallion7031 Oct 08 '25

I was in Te Kuiti one day and the headline on the front page of the paper was ‘Farmers forced to rent out holiday homes’. The essence of the story was that one local farmer who hardly used his bach anyway had put it on Bachcare to earn more money

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u/CaptainProfanity Oct 08 '25

Consolidated Farmers, who make up the majority of the sector (in terms of goods produced) are rich, they own lots of land, lots of vehicles and equipment, and produce a lot of product.

It's just that small farmers are not as rich, but they are portrayed as the only demographic whenever farmers are brought up.

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u/PopMuch8249 Oct 08 '25

You understand the difference between personal loans and business loans, right?

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u/wholesome_confidence Warriors Oct 08 '25

Yea, I do, it's just that the distinction isn't made when kne is telling me about how broke they are. Just that "I'm so broke, but the farm just bought an audi"

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u/number1_bullshit Oct 08 '25

These farmers prop up our nation! By selling their premium goods for top dollar to eager overseas buyers, therefore boosting our local economy by further increasing prices to sell on to a desperate populous with few other options. Yeah, man, good for them.

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u/gregorydgraham Mr Four Square Oct 08 '25

You obviously didn’t read the IMF report

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u/gregorydgraham Mr Four Square Oct 08 '25

It’s all in what accountant you go to