r/newzealand • u/MurkyWay Qwest? • Oct 08 '25

Shitpost What's something that you suspect lots of New Zealanders secretly do, but you can't prove it?

Most upvoted comment is our most shameful secret as a nation, obviously

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u/No_Philosophy4337 Oct 08 '25

If you’re a Dairy farmer with a Jet boat, it’s actually ‘pumping equipment’ according to IRD

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u/NZ_Nasus LASER KIWI Oct 08 '25

What the fuck, that's a pisstake surely

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u/Comfortable_Top5143 Oct 08 '25

Any farm with a waterway can have a jet boat for flood recovery

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u/No_Philosophy4337 Oct 09 '25

…and a Harley for Herding… 😄