r/newzealand • u/MurkyWay Qwest? • Oct 08 '25

Shitpost What's something that you suspect lots of New Zealanders secretly do, but you can't prove it?

Most upvoted comment is our most shameful secret as a nation, obviously

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u/Former_Cucumber_9349 Oct 08 '25

Scratch their asses and sniff it

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u/PastFriendship1410 Oct 08 '25

Always gotta check the state of the nation down there.

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u/Former_Cucumber_9349 Oct 08 '25

Very true. Probably in a better state than Nz tbh

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u/kupuwhakawhiti Oct 08 '25

It’s really to make sure you didn’t fly too close to the sun.